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The people with whom I’ll be discussing the rain over the next week or so:
1. Family members
Including frequently asking family members in other parts of the country “is it raining where you are?”
2. Colleagues
Being especially sure to ask “still raining?” when a colleague appears next to me absolutely drenched. It will also be the main topic of small talk to begin every video call
3. My neighbour
We shall roll our eyes, tut and say “lovely weather haha!”, both glad to have an excuse to dash inside our respective houses without looking rude
4. The supermarket checkout assistant
They will ask me if it’s still raining out there and I will say “yes, it’s terrible, isn’t it?”
5. Social media
I will describe the weather and someone on social media will get upset because the weather where I am isn’t exactly the same as where they are
6. The cat/dog
I will say “oh you’re soaked!” and they won’t understand me
7. Myself
I will stand and stare out of the window, hand on hip, other hand holding a mug, and occasionally mutter “really coming down now”
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