DC Rich

@LuckyMcGee @Oliversworld24

@Oliversworld24 A 2am booty call, when you’re too drunk to care. 😂

It’s been a while since I’ve seen such an apt display of a pot calling a kettle black. 🫤 Also, somebody should tell her President Trump has lowered the price of Ozempic.

@LuckyMcGee I'm so envious of your neighbors.

Happy Friday! 😃 It’s been a day already. 😵‍💫 I was in the doorway of the porch trying to maneuver a package that was delivered, to get it into the house. I was still wearing my night shirt, which is fairly sheer and see through. But I was just between the screen door and the door frame, crouched down, reaching for the package, when Bitsy pushed her pregnant fat ass right past me and bounded down the steps and went running through the fenceless front yard, then into the neighbor’s yard and towards the street. 😱 There was no time to think, and I had to drop everything and run out to chase her, boobs bouncing in all their glory, fully visible through my shirt. I live on a very busy street, and was terrified of her bolting toward the road and getting hit by a car. 😭 There were HONKS, y’all. Drawing even more attention. Ugh. So now I have to pack up and move to a different town, now that half the town driving by have seen my tits. 😩😳 Embarrassing AF. 🫣 But at least Bitsy is back in the house safe and sound. 🙏🏼 My pride and dignity were the only thing harmed. Hope y’all are having a better Friday than me! 😂😭

Today was a shitty day. My friend Ginger died of a heart attack. She was young. She’s younger than me. Life is so unfair. I’m so sick of losing people. 😞 I’m only posting because, tequila. But if I’m not around for a few days, please understand. Fuck, I’m so sick of losing people. 😪 Life feels so unfair right now.

My pipes are finally unclogged. 🙌🏼

@hovaldt_trevor @Jason_OTC He will sign the tag. I just don't think he will sign it until right before the start of the season. Or, at least until after they break training camp in Oxnard.

@DCRich6 @Jason_OTC I imagine he will sign his tag. He would be making a mistake if he didn't, but I do agree on the holding-out/soft hold-in. Even if he's fined, he would be looking at a total of $1.3 million in fines. What's that when compared to him receiving a $60 million guaranteed at minimum.

The franchise tag absolutely stinks for the players but I can understand given the volatility at WR the thought behind not doing an extension.

@hovaldt_trevor @Jason_OTC Until Pickens signs the franchise tag, he is not under contract. They can't fine him. So, he wouldn't have to hold out or hold-in. He just will not show up until right before the start of the season. Why risk injury during training camp.

@Jason_OTC With how adamant Jones was about the fact they won't have talks about a long-term deal, will this lead to Pickens holding out for as long as he can even opening up the possibility of a hold-in during all training camp?

What kind of idiot paints over nails, light switches and outlets??? 😩 ANIMALS, I tell you! 😣 I cannot believe we have to share oxygen with these MONSTERS. They should be banned from polite society FOREVER. 😤

@LuckyMcGee Brings back memories.

I don’t mean to brag or anything, but my new house came with a pretty sweet free porn stash. 😌

@spotrac @the_SAND_ Yes, the 44.8m in '29 brings up that average. However, as the WR salaries and the cap keep going up each year, the Bengals might be willing to pay that 44.8m in 2029. Unlike some of the other deals that were never going to get paid out.

@the_SAND_ Welcome to NFL contracts.

Jaxon Smith-Njigba's 4-year, $168.6M extension with the #Seahawks makes him the highest APY WR in history ($42.15M). But from a % of cap perspective, the deal ranks 2nd. APY % of Cap 1. Ja'Marr Chase, 14.42% 2. Jaxon Smith-Njigba, 13.99% 3. Justin Jefferson, 13.7%

@MattDevittWX It looks like you are having a rough time working at home. LOL.

A typical day in the Devitt house. 😆

@aturn07 @Jason_OTC @AsherMathews The #1, #14 and #36 pick in the draft last year were paid about 51.4m combined last year. That's not their cap number. It's what they were actually paid in cash including signing bonus and salary.

@Jason_OTC @AsherMathews How do you get to 58m for the top 3 picks , or is it over the 3 years ?

@Jason_OTC Do you have any breakdowns of salary cap floor by team, perchance? Like what each team has spent or at least was projected to spend the last two years and what they'd need to spend this year, minimum, to comply?

@spotrac Your website has Von Miller at 198.8m in career earnings.

All-Time Defensive Player Earnings 1. Khalil Mack, $205.5M 2. Ndamukong Suh, $186.5M 3. Von Miller, $171.5M 4. Julius Peppers, $165M 5. Leonard Williams, $160M* *Williams is set to earn $16M+ in 2026 (more with an extension), which should vault him into the Top 3.

@TheFarnum @Jason_OTC The contract guarantees are similar. I never said the players were. It's not that big of a deal.

@DCRich6 @Jason_OTC I know you’re doing super cute gifs but how is Cousins and Hunter a similar thing?

Danielle Hunter is basically the defensive version of Kirk Cousins when it comes to contracts

@TheFarnum @Jason_OTC

@DCRich6 @Jason_OTC How does this make sense? Cousins was basically stealing and the other is just doing good work.

@TheFarnum @Jason_OTC He said when it comes to contracts, not how good they actually are.

@DCRich6 @Jason_OTC But Hunter is really good

I’m no nuclear scientist, but I don’t think it would even take ALL of those nukes to eradicate extreme global poverty. You just need to use a few very precise strikes on a few very precise targets. BOOM. Poverty eradicated.

@MattDevittWX @AGJamesUthmeier

I’M BACKKKKK! 🎉 I’m happy to share that my Facebook page has been restored after it was deleted a couple weeks ago. A big thank you to the Attorney General of Florida, @AGJamesUthmeier , for stepping in to help and assist. As a result, my weather updates will now start back up again! While I continue to work on my next chapter, there are several ways you can currently show your support: 1) Become a sponsor! If you would like to advertise your business to our loyal 1.3 million followers on my social media pages, send me an email to MattDevittWX@gmail.com. 2) Subscribe to this page on X or Facebook! You’ll have access to exclusive content and so much more. 3) Make sure to follow all my channels for weather video forecasts, analysis and brand new content. These are the best ways to find me now as I expand those channels in the months ahead: Youtube: @MattDevittWeather" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@MattDevittWea… TikTok: @mattdevittweather" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">tiktok.com/@mattdevittwea… Facebook: facebook.com/MattDevittWeat… Instagram: instagram.com/mattdevittweat… Now that I’m back, I’m excited to reconnect with all of you again. Thank you to everyone who has reached out over the past month with your kindness, it means a lot to me and my entire family. A new chapter begins, let’s get it started! - Matt Devitt Weather

@Jason_OTC @M1chae1robinson I think you had a typo. His whole contract was for 16.8m, and the signing bonus was 8.8m

@M1chae1robinson If he lands in jail and isnt available his guarantees are all void. They can also claw back 3/4 of his $16.8M signing bonus if jail time prevented him from honoring his contract

Not a great situation for Atlanta but they do have some protections in that contract

@ERCboxoffice $10m? I'll take the under.

Sam Raimi--still the man. Disney's SEND HELP is #1 again with $10M (-48%) this weekend, $35M total.