Dick Dastardly

@NeilForPoole @UKTogetherAll Neil, have you ever had a real job?

I'm supporting the @UKTogetherAll march on Saturday. The far-right playbook won't put a single penny in ordinary people's pockets. They want to turn you against your neighbours so the super-rich can keep robbing us all blind. Choose unity over division.

@GriftReport Labour hate the working Brit, support for the benny class only.

🚨BREAKING🚨 RACHEL REEVES INSISTS MIDDLE INCOME FAMILIES WON'T GET HELP WITH SPIRALLING ENERGY BILLS Rachel Reeves was accused of punishing middle-income families today as she made clear only benefits claimants will get government help with soaring energy bills. The Chancellor made clear that any bailout will be targeted rather than universal as she responds to the Middle East crisis. In a Commons statement this lunchtime, Ms Reeves said the 2022 support under the Tories was a 'mistake' because much of the £40billion went to the 'wealthy'. She said she would focus funds on 'those that need it most'. Ms Reeves also outlined plans to prevent price 'gouging' during what she admitted would be a 'significant' cost-of-living storm. But Kemi Badenoch accused Ms Reeves of raising eye-watering levels of tax that is only spent on benefits claimants. The Conservatives also pointed out that Keir Starmer backed the universal package four years ago.

@DefiantLs Simply put, she is an oxygen thief.

Job offers will be flowing in

@chikadibia__001 @AnfieldWatch Gakpo is a good player but a crap left winger.

@AnfieldWatch Sell, till today I still wonder how we choose him over Diaz

Atletico Madrid reportedly want to sign Cody Gakpo 😳 Would you sell him? 🤔

@EdwardJDavey The UK needs serious politicians not clowns like Davey.

Donald Trump is the most corrupt President the US has ever seen. Now it looks like he and his cronies may have used insider knowledge to enrich themselves while their war makes everyone else poorer.

@UTDKara A bit harsh on Isak. A broken leg is not his or the clubs fault.

Biggest flop in the Premier League this season from each club Manchester United — Ugarte Newcastle United — Wissa Manchester City — Foden Aston Villa — Sancho Tottenham — Simons Liverpool — Isak Everton — Branthwaite Arsenal — Odegaard Chelsea — Garnacho and…..𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲

@John2Win You have recently been described as a traitor, a coward, anti British, ineffectual and wrong on most things. Which of these character traits would you include on your gaydar profile page?

📣 I’ve been selected to ask Keir Starmer a question at PMQs tomorrow! What should I ask him?

@EvacTony They are doughnut tasters for the real pigs.

I'm not fully aware of what PCSOs roles and responsibilities are exactly, statements and stuff, scene preservations and so on.......I now feel quite sure running is not part of it.

@AntiDemMemes Con artist.

I need a word to describe Democrat Jasmine Crockett

@Heccles94 Not a hope in hell.

Zack Polanski will be the next Prime minister of the UK

@AntiWokeMemes Do it today, we don't need anymore crazy liberals ruining the world.

“I am 22 years old, I have no children, and I am getting my tubes tied." 🙅‍♀️ What is your advice for this liberal woman?

@PhilMyers53 @Keir_Starmer Stop lying, he spat his dummy out. He's a thin skinned coward.

For 90 minutes today, @Keir_Starmer was grilled by the Liason Committee, which is made up of cross-party MP'S. He was calm, measured, authoritative, & inspirational He's #TenYearKeir Labour, #FixingBritain

@Variety Woke shite.

EXCLUSIVE: “Star Trek: Starfleet Academy” will end with its upcoming second season. The show failed to find a significant audience, not ranking on Nielsen’s Top 10 streaming viewership charts at any point during its 10-episode first season. wp.me/pc8uak-1lH3kQ

@EPLBible No, Much more entertaining than the anti football displayed by Arsenal.

🚨 DEBATE - Was this disrespectful from Cherki? 🧐

@FurkanGozukara Con men, we are governed by con men (and con women!).

You literally cannot make this up. The Prime Minister's Chief of Staff had his phone "stolen" with all his messages to Lord Mandelson, and conveniently there is ZERO backup. They are treating the public like absolute fools.

@doctor_rahmeh @Groves17Diana @Keir_Starmer These ambulances serve everyone just like the St Johns ambulances. Should they be banned? They were set alight by jew hating thugs, do you support them?

@Groves17Diana @Keir_Starmer I believe everyone should be treated equally. This is why I'm against privilege and supremacy, including for jews. We have British police and NHS ambulances for everyone.

This is a deeply shocking antisemitic arson attack.  My thoughts are with the Jewish community who are waking up this morning to this horrific news.  Antisemitism has no place in our society.  Anyone with any information must come forward to the police.

@Keir_Starmer You and the other anti semetic politicians have created a society where this happens.

@EndWokeness Its all bullshit

Albany Mayor Dorrcey Applyrs is asked by a reporter how she plans to fix their city debt situation… Her response (not satire):

@DrNeilStone penicillin

Name a human invention that has saved more lives than vaccines

@dailyglimps24 The EU has no democratic values, its a dictatorship.

🚨🇪🇺BREAKING: The EU has just declared all patriots terrorists! Brussels has officially declared that people with anti-LGBTQ views and anyone who rejects EU "democratic values" are now considered a threat alongside jihadists. The EU is in open war against its own people!