D.S. Sebastian Somebody Make It Stop

Last night I dreamed that I was taking a blue book exam about John Adams and I CRUSHED IT.

A friend asks: “Has it occurred to anyone that the MAGAs think you have to show IDs at restaurants because they’ve been eating all their meals at strip clubs? This isn’t even an unreasonable theory”

1/ This is what $200 per barrel of oil would mean for US gas prices, which currently average $4.30 per gallon. It could go much higher. As one analyst says, once oil stockpiles are functionally exhausted by the end of May, "price increases become exponential rather than linear."

Met a man in the gym in his 50s with a physique most people want and I asked for his routine. He said: “Just 2 exercises per muscle group. Been doing it for 20 years.” Chest — incline bench + cable fly Shoulders — overhead press + lateral raises Biceps — hammer curls + preacher curls Triceps — pushdowns + overhead extensions Back — pull-ups + barbell rows Legs — squats + leg extensions Then I begin to wonder Are we doing too much in the gym just to feel productive during a workout?

Others he’s called “low IQ” Tucker Carlson Nancy Pelosi Robert DiNiro Mika Brzezinski Adam Schiff Ted Lieu Joe Scarborough John Brennan Bill Kristol Glenn Kessler George Stephanspoulous And the list goes on … none of them black. Stop racializing everything.

PETE BUTTIGIEG: "What if we selected our President by letting the person who got the most votes take the office, instead of the Electoral College?"

Trump on Civil War: Why couldn't that have been settled? Maybe it could have been. Robert E. Lee was an amazing general. He took something that was supposed to end in a day and made it last four years. If Gettysburg didn’t happen, he would’ve won.

WILD TAKE: Bill Maher on the Supreme Court Striking Down Parts of the Voting Rights Act: “We’ve heard a lot of talk about a civil war. This is like a step toward that. I saw the map. The picture of the map of what it’s going to look like. There’s going to be no black congress people from the South.” “You think you can cut off the part of the country that has the most African Americans in it, and that map is completely red… and you think people are just going to take that lying down.” Bret Stephens: “What I think you’re actually going to have is you’re going to have black representation, but a lot more of it is going to be Republican.”

BREAKING: Tucker Carlson hits all-time high in the 2028 Presidential Election odds, as he teases a potential run. 7% chance.

Hate it when you are the only car stopped at a light? I do. With roundabouts, that’s not a problem. They are better, for many reasons: