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Rare weekday episode of “Do Man Stuff” We’re playing the “save yourself a thousand dollars” game by taking a vacation day. Water pump, tensioner, thermostat and housing, PCV, hoses, and a valve adjustment on my wife’s car Gonna be “one of those days” Stay tuned…

Absolutely true story- My boss the CEO made the HR director come in when her heart surgery had to be canceled due to the anesthesiologist not showing up. She died in front of me. Slid off her chair and start convulsing. Dead. Her husband got an attorney that said .. sorry dead people can't sue. Shitty morning that was. I left that job- psychopath. Within hours he sent out an email telling us not to worry - he would have her position promptly filled.

Give it 2/3 weeks and everyone everywhere is going to be talking about what the few knew this whole time. Yen Reverse Carry Trade. Y’all think the Pearl Harbor jab today was coincidental ?

Everyone. Please. Read this. And show support by reposting and sharing it to everyone you know.

🚨BREAKING: SUPER MICRO CO-FOUNDER ARRESTED FOR SMUGGLING $2.5B IN NVIDIA GPUs TO CHINA >SMCI co-founder Yih-Shyan "Wally" Liaw arrested today >personally holds $464 MILLION in SMCI stock >charged with smuggling BILLIONS in Nvidia servers to china >used a southeast asian shell company to funnel $2.5B in servers to chinese buyers >$510 million worth shipped in just THREE WEEKS in spring 2025 >built thousands of fake dummy servers to fool U.S compliance auditors >caught on surveillance camera using a HAIR DRYER to swap serial number stickers >coordinated the whole thing over encrypted group chats >SMCI down 12% after hours >faces up to 30 years in federal prison ITS SO OVER…

The U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of New York has charged associates of an unidentified U.S. server maker with illegally diverting billions of dollars in Nvidia-powered servers to China. In an indictment unsealed on Thursday, the U.S. government alleged that Yih-Shyan “Wally” Liaw, Ruei-Tsan “Steven” Chang and Ting-Wei “Willy” Sun worked together to violate the Export Control Reform Act. Liaw is a co-founder of server maker Super Micro Computer and a member of its board of directors. Super Micro said that while the company isn’t named as a defendant, Liaw works as senior vice president of business development, while Chang is a sales manager in Taiwan and Sun is a contractor. The company has placed the employees on leave and ended its relationship with the contractor. Read more here: cnb.cx/4byHit5

@DarioCpx Wasn’t SkHynix tied into this too ? Wonder if RAM pricing already experienced the shock….

Almost one year ago in the post below I stated: “I bet the FBI will raid $SMCI offices and open a hell of a pandora box” Today the company issued a statement confirming 3 people associated with $SMCI have been charged by the FBI with conspiracy to smuggle billions worth of AI tech in violation of US export control regulations. Yes, so far only these individuals are being prosecuted, but if you think that the company had no involvement, I suggest to stop believing in unicorns. We know $SMCI has been cooking its books and now we know criminal activity in breach of US laws happened in connection with the company. Be ready for the full extent of the fraud to be official in any moment and for the value of its shares to sharply fall to its fair value: ZERO.

One of the founders of a company that makes high-performance computer servers used for AI conspired to divert billions of dollars' worth of that equipment to China, in violation of U.S. export controls, federal prosecutors in New York said Thursday. abcnews.link/HJ1nVNa

Once again 🥲🤷🏻‍♂️

Super Micro $SMCI stock is down by more than 10% in after hours following the report 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴

$SMCI Three Charged with Conspiring to Unlawfully Divert Cutting Edge U.S. Artificial Intelligence Technology to China “The indictment unsealed today details alleged efforts to evade U.S. export laws through false documents, staged dummy servers to mislead inspectors, and convoluted transshipment schemes, in order to obfuscate the true destination of restricted AI technology—China,” said John A. Eisenberg, Assistant Attorney General for National Security. “These chips are the product of American ingenuity, and NSD will continue to enforce our export-control laws to protect that advantage.” “The FBI’s investigation revealed that Liaw, Chang, and Sun allegedly conspired to sell billions of dollars’ worth of servers integrating sensitive, controlled graphic processing units to buyers in China, in violation of U.S. export control laws,” said Assistant Director Roman Rozhavsky of the FBI’s Counterintelligence and Espionage Division.  “Controlling the export of sensitive U.S. artificial intelligence technology is essential to safeguarding our national security and defending the homeland.  That’s why combating export violations is among the FBI’s highest priorities, and we will continue working with our law enforcement, private sector, and international partners to bring to justice all who take action to undermine U.S. national security.” justice.gov/opa/pr/three-c….

I will pay someone one thousand dollars if they can provide me with a picture of Erika Kirk pregnant

@merissahansen17 Similarly, Brigette Macron or Michelle Obama. Bonus round Barb Bush

I made a reply post yesterday to a Barchart post on AMC. Regular old comment. Looked to be getting some traction but stats not mind blowing. I wake up to find comments are locked. I can't even reply to myself. Tell me again AMC isn't a problem for someone.

This can’t be real. We’re living in a simulation. 😂

No fucking way....

Oh So they’re coming for blue collar jobs too Awesome

⚠️ CISA Urges Securing Microsoft Intune Following Stryker Breach Source: cybersecuritynews.com/secure-microso… CISA has issued an urgent alert urging organizations to harden their endpoint management system configurations following a cyberattack on Stryker Corporation, a U.S.-based medical technology firm, on March 11, 2026. The cyberattack against Stryker Corporation highlights a growing trend of threat actors targeting endpoint management platforms, particularly Microsoft Intune, to gain privileged access across enterprise environments. In response to the breach, CISA is urging all organizations to implement Microsoft’s newly released best practices for securing Microsoft Intune. #cybersecuritynews

@TheInsiderPaper There’s more to the story though….

Reporter: "Why didn't you tell US allies.. about the war before attacking Iran?" Trump: "We wanted it to be a surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?"