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If “Camp Anawanna,” “Aw, here it goes!” and “Quack quack quack Mr. Ducksworth!” all live in your head rent-free… you’re officially part of the 90s kid hall of fame and should drop me a follow. We would have been friends on the playground. 🛝

Remote work didn’t make people lazy… it made them realize commuting, small talk, and office politics were the real time thieves

My Take on visionaries and the critics And special guest @ryancohen next

Breaking News @ryancohen will appear on Making Money With Charles Payne today 2pm. Please Tune In

GameStop CEO Ryan Cohen says he sees a path to make eBay a much bigger competitor to Amazon.com. on.wsj.com/4n9O5Pq

Notice to hitchikers: $GME

Greatest Amazon review ever.

Out of @RyanCohen’s entire interview, the line that should be burned into everyone’s brain is this: “If I were running the business, it would be making a lot more money.” That is the whole thesis. Not hype. Not memes. Not nostalgia. A founder-operator looked at eBay, saw one of the most recognized marketplaces on earth, saw billions being spent with barely any user growth, saw a company sitting on trust, traffic, collectibles, payments, authentication, and global commerce infrastructure… Basically said: This asset is wildly under-earning. That is why this matters. @GameStop is not trying to buy @eBay because it wants a bigger logo. @RyanCohen is saying @eBay should be worth much more, and he believes he can turn it into something worth hundreds of billions of dollars. @GameStop’s proposal is reportedly $125 per share, valuing @eBay around $56 billion, with Cohen prepared to push the offer directly to shareholders if needed. That is the biggest takeaway. He is not talking like a meme-stock mascot. He is talking like an owner. Cut the waste.
Fix the machine.
Use @GameStop’s stores as physical commerce nodes.
Build authentication, fulfillment, live commerce, collectibles, and marketplace trust into one ecosystem. The wild part? I believe him. Because @RyanCohen has already shown what he does when people call a business dead. He cuts the fat.
He protects the balance sheet.
He ignores the noise.
He lets the work speak. Wall Street keeps asking what @GameStop’s plan is. Maybe the plan is simple: Find underperforming assets with massive cultural value, put them under owner-led discipline, and make them print. @eBay should be making a lot more money. @RyanCohen just said the quiet part out loud.

$GME ROARING KITTY TROLLED CNBC JUST LIKE RYAN DID TODAY 👇

@Rothmus Very appropriate @SonicTempleFest attire next week for those needing outfit ideas still.

This tee is calling my name

While we're day dreaming, I may fuck around and offer to buy @VansWarpedTour. Mostly canned good donations. Minimal cash. Then I'd restore it back to its roots and bring it back to as many cities as it could reach.

I’m a ninja turtles millennial, not a spongebob millenial.

@TheLongInvest But it's on the website.

Is Ryan high af here? This is not a CEO you could ever get behind. Sorkin asks a straight forward question How do you come up with the money to acquire a company nearly 4 times your size and he can’t answer a basic question EBay need to laugh at this

I like Ryan Cohen’s attempt to buy and revolutionize eBay. GameStop’s $56B takeover bid ($125/share) is exactly what eBay needs. Under Cohen…the Chewy founder who turned GME profitable…eBay can evolve from a stagnant auction site into a true Amazon rival. We see big synergies in collectibles, trading cards, live commerce and physical store pickups. Massive cost cuts, AI upgrades and Cohens fresh energy can unlock >$100 billion in value for shareholders. Cohen’s proven track record stands out (Burry says he’s the next Buffett) and we love the fact there’s not a single Wall Street analyst that has a buy rec on $GME. Massive contrarian buy signal. Similar to Saylors $MSTR, Cohen understands the world we’ve entered into, one of highly creative “financial engineering”. Bottom line for eBay shareholders; Reject the status quo and back Cohens vision. Build the next e-commerce powerhouse. 🚀

@breakthrough48 @Kurtbelgard Women are capable of all these things too. True feminism on display right here.

@Kurtbelgard Because most men are either financially, emotionally, physically, or sexually abusive? OR they cheat? There is a reason women file for divorce sweetie.

There are many divorce books. Most are written by women. Often for women.

Ok! I did the math ✍️ If $NBIS hits $167 I’m at 25,000% gains from my original $50k I started with 12 years ago. To celebrate, if it hits that number this week, I’ll give $100 to a follower that likes and retweet this. Must have a Zelle account. 🫡👊

VLAD TARASENKO PULLS OFF THE FORSBERG OH MY WHAT A NASTY GOAL 😵🤢

This alone calls for a yolo update. Here kitty kitty.

@mark_scheig @UnionAndBlue Is it #Believland szn yet or?

Here’s the Aston-Reese 3OT winner. #CBJ

Proposal to acquire eBay. investor.gamestop.com/ebay