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LEFT: Two-time winners of World Cup. RIGHT: Ten-time loser of Iran War.

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BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious that FIFA, Spain, and every sports news network have edited him out of the photos of the World Cup trophy celebration before posting them online.

#ThatJustOut: Hans-fly's spawn am poop out of him elbow

@FelixSparre @SilencedAnglo That am Mafia terminology

This is what a real leader sounds like. Hail Thomas Rousseau 🇺🇸

@RealMattCouch No so much, cuz what she said not work. Already existing election laws prevent that. You not total nut, Couch. You know Trump am compulsive liar. She just been snowed by him lies

She nailed it...

@the_lion2025 @BalmsBanchop @LoisBLaneE29 @JimmyOlsenE29 @PerryWhiteE29 @ClarkKentE29 Not am bot, am newspaper

@DailyHtrae @BalmsBanchop @LoisBLaneE29 @JimmyOlsenE29 @PerryWhiteE29 @ClarkKentE29 Ok bot.

You guys wanna know who’s behind all the Patriot Front suspensions? A group of accounts LARPing as Bizarro Superman characters. They mass report, attack, and harass pro-White accounts and it’s time to return the favor. There’s dozens of them but I’ll tag a few in the comments.

@the_lion2025 @BalmsBanchop @LoisBLaneE29 @JimmyOlsenE29 @PerryWhiteE29 @ClarkKentE29 Nope, most white people not racist... and them hate racists

@BalmsBanchop @LoisBLaneE29 @JimmyOlsenE29 @PerryWhiteE29 @ClarkKentE29 @DailyHtrae Jews most likely.

@The_Door_Waffen You gonna give immaterial thing splinters?

@DailyHtrae I'll give your sense some #splinters too

#PSA: No have sex with #door, could get #splinters

@BalmsBanchop Oh goody, trouble am good!

@getwrecked1939 @hooray4problemz Bizarros are gonna be in big big trouble soon. They have no idea.

BREAKING 🚨 HANS ARMY 🍇 DAILY PLANET. oy vey. Collab between myself and @hooray4problemz @BalmsBanchop LFG! 🥳

@BalmsBanchop @JimmyOlsenE29 Jimmy's bio am clear that up easy. Him gets all worst assignments

@JimmyOlsenE29 Let’s tally the amount of times you’ve mentioned Hans Hedgehog in the past 48 hours just to show the rest of Twitter how OBSESSED you are. This is #1

#HappyHedgehog #FloofyNews: am no clear reason why am so many Hans-maggots, but am definitely some kinda infestation

@whiterabbiremux @HakoHedgehog_ Hako been faking skin checks with Ai

@HakoHedgehog_ hey you made the list!

@BalmsBanchop Nobody mass reporting, am no need. With all am violations you guys post...

This post below should be going viral and everyone should be mogging these freaks. The fact that we just let people mass report us without any sort of retaliation needs to stop. We need to mass report them back.

@BalmsBanchop @GasMaskNat Wish we could take credit for that Yautja, him was great!

@GasMaskNat YES!!!!! They are tied to that one account that used to post “trophies” of our suspensions. They all had different names last year and correct, have since rebranded. They are obnoxious and I’m tired of them

@BalmsBanchop @BillPayUSA Sure, but not correct. Bizarro World am parallel Earth, designated Earth-29

@BillPayUSA BAHAHAHA I will pass on this this info and start using it against them

@BalmsBanchop @GasMaskNat Not really, am say on me bio... we follow back everybody

@GasMaskNat 👀 INTERESTING

@BalmsBanchop Not all... but quite am lot. But am no need to mass report, Chief Twit am no like that racist boy-band. Literally only take 1 report per account. Like that 1 you got up there

BREAKING: The Tate brothers are reportedly shopping around to find the most gullible Christian podcasters to announce their sudden conversion to Evangelicalism.