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@NxlAnglo Fuck around and find out. My bloody Britannia

@Tyre_94 Is she making a One drop rule reference?

We really need to talk about the Facebookafication of Twitter

Call of Duty is dead. Battlefield is dead. Halo is dead. Overwatch is dead. Titanfall is dead. Apex Legends is dead. Medal of Honor is dead. Quake is dead. XDefiant is dead. First Person Shooters are DEAD

@F1BigData Why doesnt he have any laces? Weight saving?

Audi, a team that has built an engine from scratch, has scored more points this season than Williams, which uses the best engine on the grid Audi - 12 points Williams - 11 points

@Babygravy9 Only a third worlder could be so creative in their animal cruelty

NGL, this is a more compelling "odyssey" than anything a big-budget director is likely to put out in 2026. Fear, trepidation, wonder, elation: this video has it all.

@StocksandDares Tickets, popcorn and a coke for under £16 at my local. Your own fault.

Went to the cinema last night for a date with my Mrs. - Cinema tickets £47 - 2 drinks before - £19 - Large popcorn £8.50 Total - £74.50 Personally I think that’s crazy, the cost of living is high but the cost of enjoyment is obscene! What do you think?

@FLCons Your population is simply too retarded. I'm sorry.

This is why I detest these roundabouts. People simply do NOT know how to use them! Instead of trying to socially engineer people's compliance to these things, just admit the experiment has been a complete failure because people will NEVER understand how to use this type of traffic intersection! Are you with me? Is it time to go back to actual lights with green, yellow and red and proper intersections?

@TheGreenFireCS Take a hint, lower the price.

THIS POOR GUY HAS HAD HIS 100% M4A1-S FADE LISTED FOR 385 DAYS 😭

@aquaismissing Everyone keeps fucking banning it!

Cache is the least played CS2 map in Premier. But don't worry, Valve will remove Anubis next season for Train, then remove Cache for Overpass, then remove Train for Cache, then remove Overpass for Anubis, then...

@_HenryBolton The North begins on the North bank of the Thames. Downing St is already in the North.

Number 10 “North”?

@CountDankulaTV Tax what you want to disincentivise.

Tourism bring in lots of money, this is to put off tourists from visiting. It's purposeful government enshittification to slowly kill every industry we have ala death by a thousand cuts. The government is purposefully making things worse so that when things get really bad, we beg the government to fix the problems (that they caused) and the way to do that will be to, of course, hand them more power. They keep doing it because everyone keeps falling for it.

@Catholic_George Brother I am trying!

@myles_premium_ Skyscanner is available and free...

You guys don't book hotel and flights separately?

@Rat19899 Ebike in the wrong, as always

@Thorin Did you or Richard report on it? I have no recollection of this story.

Earlier in the 2020s there was an alleged rape between team-mates in all-female CS team that represented a very famous org. Yet you've never heard about this and there was very little public outrage or discourse. 99.99999% of esports feminists ignored it entirely. Get ready not just for horrors to occur within these leagues, but even worse for them to be covered up and ignored in a conspiracy of silence. In leagues you're told, in true Orwellian fashion, are for "vulnerable" people. All for the sake of politics.

@Godsdaughter97 fumbled

Someone texted me but I didn’t get it cuz my phone hates me Number ended in 88 I saw before it disappeared

@joshpearson180 Capsule hotels are great. Stayed in one in Bilbao and Warsaw. Superb.

This is the future

@Sargon_of_Akkad The manufactured hate is so gay Carl. Just pirate it if you're so offended.

They've textured the armour he's wearing as if it has been buried in the ground for three thousand years.

@Babygravy9 banoffee pie incoming?

Dulce de leche (milk caramel) is delicious and very simple to make. Take a can of condensed milk and gently simmer it for 2-3 hours until caramel-coloured. That’s it. Makes incredible ice cream.

@I_am_jerm Valve can't win

New armory collections Does anyone even care…?

@Bornawoman99 Are the parents of the nation incapable of any responsibility?