Daniel McLaughlin

Some hope for miracles. I will settle for a Miralax to get this shit over with.

I'm going to do the break character thing which I don't do too often. Way back in 1994 I think Stephen Colbert was one of my instructors at the Second City Training Center in Chicago. I had him for 8 weeks of classes with a dozen other aspiring improvisers and he was a genuinely funny and nice guy. He was a new dad so unlike other instructors like Steve Carell, he didn't go out with us afterwards too much, but one time he and I had a 90 minute conversation about all things Dungeons and Dragons and Gen Con which I think confused the other improvisers. The guy was as big a nerd as me. This is not the end for him. There isn't much that he can't do.

@_QJohnPublic @acnewsitics @NancyMace What is a "niggy?" Please explain, Real American Patriot™. My lexicon rusts daily from the salty liberal tears you draw upon. Help me. Define "niggy" for me.

@acnewsitics @NancyMace STFU- that niggy Obama sent $$billions in 💰, at night! None of you root for America so I look forward till karma slaps the shit out of you!

America FIRST. Not Somalia. Not India. Not China. Not anywhere else.

@terminallyOL I changed these and kegs for $5/hr. My last job paid $21/hr in Los Angeles. I taught public school in two countries for 7 years. Why shouldn't I ALT+F4 myself?

your opinion on how much a working man spends on lunch means nothing to me if you can't tell me what this is

@liloddjoey @terminallyOL Aye. Heck, execute me now.

@terminallyOL Ptsd...I'd rather be unemployed until I die than go back to this....

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@terminallyOL y not ctrl+alt+del self to avoid decades of failures as avarice prevails lol dogs lol kittens lol ferrets lol owls sorry stranger

@Pardon_Me_Again @AdamKinzinger Yes. Absolutely. He should have been informed. He should also have been stopped when not showing proper respect. Regardless of rank, he deserved to be corrected.

@AdamKinzinger He should not be. Not everyone is familiar with military protocol. Someone with some tact and grace should inform him. But we expect you to cry like a baby about it.

Guys, why is a non veteran civilian not in the DOD structure saluting?

@JeremiahKassin @digitalfire84 @rittenhouse2a Nope. No vitriol. The question is simple. If you find my question misleading, kindly elucidate what I might honestly be missing. TRUE OR FALSE Kyle fired while knowing his targets were chomos

@DanTheHobbit @digitalfire84 @rittenhouse2a Save your vitriol for people you've actually met.

Because I feel like many of you lose your identity in politics, just a reminder that Jesus is Lord and King of Kings!!!

@digitalfire84 @JeremiahKassin @rittenhouse2a @digitalfire84 Have a peaceful rest of your week. @JeremiahKassin May you and yours be well. @rittenhouse2a MAGA coddles you but won't be around forever, kiddo.

@DanTheHobbit @JeremiahKassin @rittenhouse2a I think our foolish friend here doesn’t have a clearly defined view of what virtue is.

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@craasch I always enjoy what you share on X, but we're not connected yet. I've tried several times to follow you, but it's not going through. Would you mind trying from your side? I'd be happy if we could be friends. If this message sounds embarrassing, please pardon my manners

Fun fact for the $10 billion lawsuit crowd. The IRS leak that exposed Donald Trump’s tax returns happened between August 2019 and November 2020. 405,427 other taxpayer returns were also leaked. Trump was president. His own pick, Charles Rettig, ran the IRS. The contractor who did it, Charles Littlejohn, worked on a Trump-era IRS contract and is now serving five years in federal prison. On January 29, 2026, Trump sued the IRS and Treasury for $10 billion over a breach that happened on his watch, under his commissioner, by a contractor his administration paid. He is suing the federal government he ran, for failing to stop a leak that occurred while he was running it. The taxpayer foots the bill either way.

@mitchjackson There is no reason to defend it. He's so greedy that Smaug would call him out.

@JeremiahKassin @digitalfire84 @rittenhouse2a Define "false dichotomy" & how it applies here. Elucidate my contradiction. Kyle acted in what he saw as a life-threatening situation & defended himself against aggressors. Kyle did not know that two of the people he shot and killed were chomos. incidental ≠ intentional

@DanTheHobbit @digitalfire84 @rittenhouse2a Because I'm not participating in your false dichotomies.

@RepJackKimble Biden. Or Obama. Or Clinton. Maybe Bush (gotta appreciate the split option).

The Senate Parliamentarian isn't even MAGA. How is that legal?

@Jake_W It normalizes Christian traditions in a non-secular context. The USA being a Christian nation, Evangelicals loathing the Pope while proffering Trump as godly, camel/needle/Mammon, and the like. Great condescension on the side, champ!

How is this Christian Nationalism? And how is a person who works in sports journalism for a living surprised at this happening?

@JeremiahKassin @digitalfire84 @rittenhouse2a In a T/F question, you chose Π.

@DanTheHobbit @digitalfire84 @rittenhouse2a Irrelevant. Hey, you know what's worse than a grifter? Someone trying to ride their coattails by tearing them down. You're approaching Candace Owens levels of noxious.

@JeremiahKassin @digitalfire84 @rittenhouse2a Is existing with sentient and ambulatory cognizance virtuous? Is mere breathing the labor of the mindful? What manifestation of virtue does breathing exhibit?

@digitalfire84 @DanTheHobbit @rittenhouse2a If you don't believe those things aren't inherently virtuous, then stop doing them.

@Squatchasaurus8 @jeffcharlesjr @BLKThugreport How was it a stunt? That she was at the front of the bus or at the segregation line? Tubman, possible dishonest folk hero revisionism. Fair. Bat soup? My stated stance about it that you can cite about my beliefs? That r-slur again. Do better. Oh, for fun, prove that I use AI.

@DanTheHobbit @jeffcharlesjr @BLKThugreport Rosa parks was a stunt. What Harriet Tubman did is wildly exaggerated Covid was a scam. I’m guessing you believed the whole bat soup thing? And only retards believed it came from a lab? All you got is ad hominem attacks. Why don’t you educate everyone on these things? smart guy

BREAKING: Matt Walsh Exposes Harriet Tubman for 'Stealing Property From White Farmers' "The left won't tell you this, but the truth is that Harriet Tubman was a thief."

Thank You for reminding us that life is a terminal STI.