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First day of the season. Just as a reminder.

@CFCdruw I just hope people are prepared for the type of reporting we will get at volume if Chelsea don't manage to convince him.

I don’t care who they are, whenever English teams play in Europe I want them to win! So come on Villa, palace and PSG !

🚨⚠️ Bayern CEO Jan-Christian Dreesen on referee João Pinheiro: “It's astonishing, to say the least, that a referee with only 15 Champions League appearances is allowed to officiate such a game”. “That might explain some of the calls he made today…”, told @kerry_hau.

@AlexXatzapost @NealGardner_ Proper manager marseca. Current Barca is an easy team to beat if you get the fundamentals right

@NealGardner_ how the fuck we lost 3-0 to this abysmal small club...

Good lord… Chelsea, this is beyond EMBARRASSING

Your mother is problematic. Your father is problematic. Your son is problematic. Your aunt is problematic. The cashier at the local Tesco is problematic. You've probably bought a cookie from a bakery made by hands that have done unspeakable things. Every chocolate bar you've ever eaten has probably killed a 7 year old child slave in Cameroon. The gas that drives your car is fueled by engines of death. Every person who has ever smiled at you in the streets has committed some act that if you knew about it, would make you profoundly dislike them. We have all been bad, small, petty, unlikeable, cruel, downright mean. Authors are not special "problematic" beings, they're just more public. Part of being an adult is recognizing that without mercy for our fellow human beings, and ourselves, we'd all be condemned to death. Reading fiction should help us understand that we're all irreparably tainted with evil, every system is corrupted, every line is broken. And like, that's okay. That's what it means to be alive.

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@Ambar_SIFF_MRA @TheTinMenBlog

>Three women, all aged 32 >From Ōamaru, New Zealand >Used lube and two s*x toys on a passed-out drunk man >The unconscious man was the boyfriend of one of the women >Incident occurred at a “Dirty 30” themed birthday party >Wrote lewd comments and drew pictures on his body while he slept >Took photos and a short video of the acts and shared them among themselves >Each charged with three counts of indecent assault >Jury found all three NOT GUILTY >One woman separately pleaded guilty to posting an intimate visual recording without consent If genders were reversed, it would have been world wide outrage and men would have been jailed. But females get special privileges in society.

When Kakashi-sensei meets the Barça-sensei 🤝🧘‍♂️ New Lewandowski x Kakashi card now available on @play_eFootball! 🆕

I wish that on all the men in your life and in your family 🙏🏾

Had to get some things off my chest 😔🙏

@CFCPys @d_ftbl

You European football niggas got it man this sport is special

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Chelsea have ruled out Luis Enrique after he made several demands during talks. Chelsea withdraw from race to sign Crystal Palace winger Michael Olise. Chelsea held talks with Palace and Olise but felt finances involved beyond reach - instead plan to reward existing players & new recruits. Chelsea one of clubs interested in Kvaratskhelia. Liverpool could consider move + PSG interested.

@MusialaEra Calm down nigga 😭

Danks hopefully gets fired with immediate effect. There‘s a reason an Englishman has never won the Prem and their national team is coached by a German

My flirting technique is to look at her and wait for her to come to me. It's never worked but that's my technique