Daniel Gill

@AlternativeMUFC 18th minute

Dec's jacket will be nice when they've finished it. #ImACeleb

@Tom__DeFi @OctopusEnergy A year or 2 back I was on the variable tariff and export was about -£1. Oven on with the door open, electric fire on, all the TVs on. Accrued about £1 in the hour. Not worth my effort and the guilt of having everything on for no reason 😂

@OctopusEnergy Gonna plug in sooooo much random shit my house is gonna be like the tardis

ONE HOUR TO GO. FLY, (to your appliances) YOU FOOLS! (but you're actually really cool and not fools)

@BTCC @krcircuit @Tomingram80 for sure!

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Summer Holidays are done and we're back with the usual guff. Us three blathering on again and this time it's Koudleka on the PS1 for our letter K. Listen where you get your podcasts or clicky here - linktr.ee/PixelHuntPod #RETROGAMING #playstation #podcast

@Ferretgrove Open it at the end stamped with the expiry date. 9 times out of 10 the leaflet is at the other end in my experience

There is an unwritten law that whenever you open a packet of tablets, you will open it at the end with the folded over leaflet.

@AlternativeMUFC Your comms are the highlights of my weekends. Your merch has been a great gift this Xmas. Your criticism like the rest of us comes from a place of love. United will be back and you will be a busy man with your comms. I hope you're ready for a busy 2025!!

2024. Done. On the pitch it's been an emotional, unpredictable experience with some serious lows and some bloody good highs. The Scousers at Old Trafford and City in the cup final will live long in the memory. We've been shit for the most part but moments like that live forever. Ten Hag out, Amorim in, with a sprinkling of Ruud in between. It may have only been for a couple of weeks, but seeing that gorgeous bastard on the touchline was a thing of beauty. This is an end of year positivity post so I won't dwell on the negatives too much, Christ knows we know enought about them already. This feels the lowest I've ever felt as a United fan. Off the pitch, the page has trundled on with not too much to shout about. Other fan pages / online communities can still deliver content on negativity, some are fucking experts at it, but it's something I struggle with. It felt too toxic to produce content in Erik's final months and I didn't want to get the tone wrong in Rubens first games in charge. If we're shit and we lose, I don't want to create content, but given the state of things and the future outlook, I really might need to have a think about that. We're getting two Comms a month now, if we're lucky. And the less I do, the more I struggle with the motivation to create. I question if people still like them and if they're worth my time. It's been going for four years nearly now, so I'm naturally going to feel things may be running a little dry ... And the dozy bastards on the pitch aren't helping. Hopefully as the Reds pick up, the content will too. Thanks to everyone who has subbed to the patreon, bought merch, donated a Guinness, met for a pint, reached out via DM and just generally interacted with the page to keep those dopamine hits coming and giving me the kick I need to carry on with all of this. Aside from the page, I now have a 13 month old. Fucking mental. It's been one hell of a year adjusting to being a Dad. A challenging, rollercoaster of a year, but the best year of my life. Another highlight ... I was also invited to the 99 premier by @AndyMitten and got to see what David Beckham smells like in real life. He smells gorgeous. This is starting to sound like I'm best man at my own fucking wedding, Christ alive, I've only had 3 pints ... Shout out to a few of you for good measure, who without this community, I would never have met: @DamanPeel - total gent for chauffeuring me around to away games and back. @amy_lou_mufc & @SandipP64097927 for checking in on me more than my own Mum did when I was having a fucking breakdown being a new dad. @MullyMUFC for regularly looking out for me with match tickets. @LifeonMarv for having a Mrs that serves up the best nachos know to man. @Quarterb4ckPunk for being as much as an alcoholic as I am and making me feel less conscious about it. That's it for now, this is on track to be the longest tweet created by anyone, ever, and the wee one is at her grandparents for the night so the good Mrs and myself are getting dressed up and going for a slap up meal. Thanks as always for the support and for taking the account and all of its humour for exactly what it should be. I fucking love this page and the people who follow it. Straight up Reds who don't bother themselves with the toxic online bullshit that drags the mood down. We're becoming a divided fanbase and my aim is to keep things lighthearted and fun. Have a good night and all the best for the new year. More regular content coming in 2025. I promise. One love. Beard is best. Cheers x

Ey up! For letter G of our PlayStation journey we rev our engines again with Gran Turismo 2. Are you arcade or do you even sim bro? Jump in for all the usual guff where you get your podcasts or at linktr.ee/PixelHuntPod #RETROGAMING #playstation #granturismo #gamingpodcast

Gent ❤️

Ah the ‘is Rocky Horror problematic’ chat. Through a 2024 lens - of course it is. But babies, being gay was *illegal* in England 6 years before Rocky was first staged in ‘73. It was brave, bold & brilliant for its time. Look beyond the end of your own nose, just briefly. Please.

@JeremyClarkson Can you please make a stand against this epidemic of forming a single line queue at a bar? Someone needs to stop it, if anyone can, you can.

Don’t worry if your A level results aren’t what you were hoping for. I got a C and two Us, and here I am, 46 years later, with my own pub. It opens next weekend if you fancy dropping in.

Ey up! For the fourth game of our PlayStation era we play Delta Force: Urban Warfare. Did we need to be Forced to play it? Get it where you get your podcasts or at linktr.ee/PixelHuntPod #RETROGAMING #playstation

One of the best events on the calendar. We’ll be popping along! Will you? #RETROGAMING

Ey up! For the third game of our PlayStation era we play Carmageddon. Were we revved up or all out of gas?? Get it where you get your podcasts or at linktr.ee/PixelHuntPod #RETROGAMING #playstation

Thoroughly entertained by Thierry Henry’s reaction to eating a piece of Quiche from Aldi

I followed Nigel Farage on and off for 10 years. When all's said and done about his standing in Clacton, milkshake incident etc, he remains at the end of the day one of the most repugnant shameless liars in UK history. Some of his standout lesser-known lies I've compiled FTR 🧵

I couldn’t put enough likes on this tweet. If you’re undecided on how bad the lying thieving Tory’s are, here’s a little reminder.

🚨 NEW: The audience laughs at Rishi Sunak when he says NHS waiting times are "coming down from when they were higher" #ITVDebate