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Danny TwoPorks

@DannyTwoPorks

Grossly incandescent. My spirit animal is a cheeseburger. I don't invert the Y-axis. 'GONK'

Birmingham/Sutton Coldfield Katılım Mart 2009
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Danny TwoPorks
Danny TwoPorks@DannyTwoPorks·
@movieswmitch OK. Shame you didn't like it. Why not try not watching any more rather than coming to the internet to dump out your purse. 😂
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BladeoftheSun
BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheS·
Thames Water who are £21bn in debt and just raised their customers bills by £800m a year, have given their executives a 50% bonus totalling more than £5m. Why aren't they all in jail?
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Danny TwoPorks
Danny TwoPorks@DannyTwoPorks·
@MustWin669658 @AesPolitics1 A person doesn't need to be a world-class artist to appreciate the wonder of a beautiful painting in the same way they don't need to have a masters degree in geopolitics to understand Trump is a buffoon.
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MustWin@MustWin669658·
@AesPolitics1 Ok Aes here is your big chance. What is your solution? What will you consider a successful end to the war? Does the Ukraine give up any land? Do they become part of NATO? And you think Zelenskyy can negotiate with Putin? Please be specific.
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Aes🇺🇸@AesPolitics1·
You’re a fucking idiot.
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Danny TwoPorks
Danny TwoPorks@DannyTwoPorks·
@tompawnbadil "You need to properly hate in response". Your take on Christianity is...odd. Would Jesus be down with this approach? Asking for a friend.
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Ben Garrett
Ben Garrett@tompawnbadil·
Do not commit the sin of empathy. This snake is God’s enemy and yours too. She hates God and His people. You need to properly hate in response. She is not merely deceived but is a deceiver. Your eye shall not pity.
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Nick Pettigrew
Nick Pettigrew@Nick_Pettigrew·
Day 1: Nazi salutes Day 2: Threatening a bishop with deportation Pace yourself lads, you’ve got four years. At this rate you’ll be on ‘drop-kicking infants into a volcano’ by Easter.
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Danny TwoPorks
Danny TwoPorks@DannyTwoPorks·
@SWCozyCoffee Because (and this may shock you) it wasn't a thing that has been thought up yet.
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Star Wars Cozy Coffee
Star Wars Cozy Coffee@SWCozyCoffee·
So let’s say crystal bleeding happens if you turn evil while holding a lightsaber… Then why didn’t Anakin’s turn red as he KiLlEd YoUnGlInGs?!
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Danny TwoPorks@DannyTwoPorks·
Hey, @amazon where are the soundtracks for seasons 5 and 6 of #TheExpanse?! Are these ever seeing the light of day?
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Politics UK
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK·
🚨 NEW: Boris Johnson asked scientists if you could "kill covid" by blowing a hairdryer up your nose after watching a YouTube clip claiming you can
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DarthPaul@PEs54846313·
@anthonykfho @SWCulture I agree on the voice....but the body is nothing like rebels thrawn man....this guy is old fat and bloated.....he has no neck.....rebels thrawn was slim and had a jawline
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Star Wars Culture
Star Wars Culture@SWCultureLive·
Describe your initial reaction to #Ahsoka Part Six with only 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱! ✨
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Sean Magee
Sean Magee@SeanMagee·
So, here's how democracy works: Last time there was an election, the party that won, and formed a government didn't have, as part of it's election manifesto - the abolition of the monarchy, just stopping oil, removal of the age of consent, open borders etc etc. You might have voted for a party that supports one or all of those things, you might even have stood as a parliamentary candidate on that ticket - who knows, but, since this is a democracy, and you're in the minority, you lose. You have to accept the results! Democracy is not some spoilers charter that means you can just try to trash everything the winning vote supports. Disruptive protests should not be allowed.
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Graham Smith 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🇬🇱 🐧
We have just been told that the police will be taking no further action. This has been a disgraceful episode and we will be speaking to lawyers about taking legal action. I also expect a full inquiry into why they repeatedly lied to us and who authorised the arrests.
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Nick Cordingly
Nick Cordingly@nickcordingly·
This a mockery of our ancient constitution, we should be swearing fealty to our local knights, who swear to their local baron, and then *they* swear homage to the the king. SMH we used to be a country.
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🚨 | NEW: For the first time in HISTORY, millions across the country will be asked to make their promise to the King by saying the following out loud: “I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God.”

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MimiJ@MimiJ9·
Krishnan Guru-Murthy has been taken off the air for calling Steve Baker a c**t , not realising it had been recorded. He apologised immediately. Steve Baker has helped to bring the country it’s it’s knees and has never apologised RT if you think Krishnan should be reinstated
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BladeoftheSun
BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheS·
Krishnan Guru-Murthy has been taken off Channel 4 for a week after calling Steve Baker a C*nt off screen. If you believe that Channel 4 is in the wrong and he should be reinstated immediately. RT this.
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