DarkExarch

@PeachJars Hand holding and cuddles are way better than rimming don't @ me

everyone on onlyfans wants to talk to me about rimming but no one wants to talk about hand holding what’s up with that

@kc5string @suchnerve Well, I can't refute your lived experience, I can only note that multiple sources including a former roommate who worked at the Genius Bar for a decade say otherwise. If you have evidence I would love to see it. I'd be fascinated to see a countering narrative.

@DarkExarch @suchnerve I am a source

Crazy thing is, it’s actually a good thing to make your phone slow when your battery is old, for a very specific reason: as batteries lose capacity, their peak power output goes down - if your phone doesn’t get throttled, it exceeds that max power, AND RANDOMLY TURNS OFF.

@emsferatu Weenus

who tf is still saying dick

@Khelendross @FinalFantaCee We can go back and visit Jacke and his crew, but we've kinda outgrown them and it's very bittersweet to hang out in the Rogues guild hall that used to feel like home.

@DarkExarch @FinalFantaCee Ah I gotcha now. Yea those job quests npcs kinda became our friends over the years, would be nice if they didn’t just go radio silent.

would you guys believe that I played all the way through ShB just wanting more of this and then I learned, upon finishing ShB, we were not getting more job quests?

@Khelendross @FinalFantaCee Oh, they're good, and the NPCs we meet are varying flavors of interesting, but...there really was something about spending 30+ levels with the same set of characters, growing with them, learning from them, and weaving a long story with them. Role quests are 10 levels and poof.

@DarkExarch @FinalFantaCee I disagreeeeeee. The role quests are actually awesome. They are a little less personal than the job quests tho if that’s what you mean? But definitely no less awesome.

@poe_collector Every pretty lady I know is very used to getting compliments on their looks, or being told how they make the speaker feel...getting compliments on other things, like their writing or their intelligence or even how good a pet momma they are, always seems to hit much harder.

when you’re a hot girl, going viral for Words is better than most drugs

@MoonlitSalem I worked for a summer as an assistant in a vet clinic when I was a teenager, I know how rough it can get. The only thing worse than animals hurting you because they're animals and don't understand is owners who aren't willing to give the animals the care they need. Sorry, Salem.

ngl half of the staff has almost walked out today. i got thrown around by a 110lb rottweiler bright and early (8:30am) and pulled my shoulder and pulled a really bad muscle in my calf on my bad leg. woohooo.

@kc5string @suchnerve I attached one of my sources.

@DarkExarch @suchnerve 100% false

@zoogrrrl Well of course you shouldn't, that's good protective gear that is.

never taking this off btw #knightinshiningarmor #fantasycore #knight

@poe_collector Forever DM of three decades and counting. This story amuses me on an atomic level.

My dnd group got in a fight about the division of labor and the paladin accused our thief of not doing enough so the thief suspiciously without hesitation accepted a 25% pay cut and later he locked the paladin behind 8 doors of a dungeon we spent a month clearing, where he died

@MakiZenos Don't feel bad...Frontlines are chaotic and dying is very hard to avoid. Try to move with the group when you can, and keep your mini-map open to watch for objectives.

@lisamancinerh Life be like that sometimes. You hustle and grind a lot, even you need a break sometimes. Rest, recharge, consume media to feed your imagination...your fans will be here when you are ready.

No motivation to make content again

@feydemon Actually no...it gives you access to some very powerful first-strike attacks and allows you to bypass some of the world mobs. At low levels it isn't great, but especially as a NIN it becomes crucial in most solo content fights.

@pokigff Meow!

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@feydemon Rogue is incredibly underrated story; possibly because it is one of the last jobs added to ARR, the writing is more polished than many other base jobs and the characters are more interesting.

dude it's like the second rogue quest why is this so good

@Bit_Azure My main is Spider-Man level of obnoxiously chatty, because he's trying really hard to hide how terrified he is and how out of his depth he feels. Only while he's in melee, though...if he's casting, his mouth is busy.

I based my characters dialogue mentality on Malcolm Reynolds so yeah he absolutely talks when he should shut up

@Brendzun :(

I can't keep crying over this game

@Brendzun :)

G.. guys... why is everyone watching... what's about to happen

@soleilestelle Combat medic, a little bossy but trying to save your life, stop resisting.

someone give me a random ASMR girl/speaker archetype. tsundere. cat girl. goth mommy. something. thank u