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@50cent 50 I thought you were a knicks fan?

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@DoorDash Can I please have a promo code?

no Knicks game tonight… might as well get some chores done idk🧹🧹🧹

@Walmart Can I please have a promo code?

chat, should we make a rotiss travel bag?

@ajassy @Delta @Amazonleo What kind of fucking establishment are you running here? Andy all my packages keep getting delivered to the wrong address. Is this intentional? Is your company a scam fix your delivery system now or else you all belong in jail

Excited to have @Delta bringing @Amazonleo high-speed internet to its fleet (starting with 500 planes in 2028). We'll also be working with them to expand their popular Delta Sync Wi-Fi and seatback experiences—delivering even more personalized connections onboard. Each plane will have an aviation-specific Leo antenna onboard that can do speeds up to 1 Gbps download / 400 Mbps upload. Makes the experience similar to what many folks have at home and work—just 35,000 feet in the air. Gonna change what’s possible while flying. aboutamazon.com/news/amazon-le…

@HootersFlorida Why wasn’t I invited?

Mondays = burgers > problems ​ $12 for Cheeseburger, Curly Fries, and Bud Light Pilsner ​ ($10 without beer)

@DoorDash This explains why my Culver’s order was all messed up tonight

for legal reasons this is a joke

@culvers I tried Culver’s tonight for the first time I placed an order through DoorDash however, my whole order was wrong. There was no cheese on my chicken sandwich and there was no grilled onions or ketchup or mustard on my triple cheeseburger. I’m very disappointed.

Sure, you might have food at home, but there’s not a scoop of fresh frozen custard with your favorite topping waiting for you, is there?

@JakeStateFarm Hello, I’m a loyal State Farm customer I have the Home and auto bundle and I would like a ride in Bon Jovi‘s convertible with Jake. Please let me know when you guys are picking me up. Thank you.

Don’t sleep on this remix.

@jimcramer I do the same thing you do Jim I watch the futures on cnbc.com all night

Oil futures reverse-- NDQ futures not reacting yet

@jimcramer @MadMoneyOnCNBC @NYSE Booya Jim, what the heck is going on with Ford? I thought Jim Farley was turning things around. If the stock goes any lower, I’m gonna have to sell my Ford again.

The @MadMoneyOnCNBC team with Madison Chock and Evan Bates! @NYSE

@BurgerKing Burger King screwed me too last time I was there. They didn’t give me the bacon I paid for the bacon egg and cheese croissants. I ordered. I had to throw them out. They were disgusting without the bacon.

@ajassy By the way, I’m also an experienced buffalo wings eater as well. I would like to challenge you to a buffalo wings contest. Let me know if you accept.?

Enjoyed Ryan Gosling’s share on his Alexa+ experience…worth watching…and btw, really recommend seeing Project Hail Mary when it comes out (starting 3/20). It’s really good.

@ajassy I would recommend giving your drivers Apple Maps instead Apple Maps works much better. This is why your customers aren’t getting their deliveries.

@ajassy Hi Andy, I wanted to let you know I finally got my medication tonight. A nice black lady came to deliver it and she showed me on her phone how your GPS is terrible. It was sending her to the wrong building. That’s why I haven’t been getting my medication your GPS is shit.

@JeffBezos And the Apple Maps are good not perfect but good. I wanted to let you know that other people have told me that they’re not getting their orders from Amazon deliver correctly. I want to commend this Driver tonight. I don’t know her name but she’s good.

Project Hail Mary is outstanding. Ryan Gosling is so talented he somehow conjures emotion and chemistry with his co-star, even though that co-star is an alien rock puppet! It’s an amazing film — huge kudos to the whole Amazon Studios team.

@JeffBezos That the GPS that Amazon provides her with is incorrect and it’s sending her to the wrong building and she told me it’s not the Driver’s fault she showed me the GPS you provide them with is incorrect. I suggest you switch to Apple that’s what I use for directions

@JeffBezos Hi Jeff, I wanted to let you know that I finally got a good Amazon driver tonight that delivered my prescription to the correct address. She’s a nice lady. She even knocked on my door to make sure that I got my medication from Amazon pharmacy. She showed me on her phone.

@NBCNightlyNews Hi, I wanted to report a crime to you. Amazon and their drivers are stealing my medication. I order my medication from Amazon pharmacy and almost every time I order it from them they are delivering it to the wrong address. This can’t be an accident.

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@browardsheriff @FLLFlyer Hello Broward sheriffs department I order my prescriptions from Amazon pharmacy and almost every time I am supposed to get my prescriptions delivered to my apartment. They are delivering it to the wrong address. I don’t believe it’s an accident. I think it’s intentional.

BSO’s Airport District and federal partners, conducted outreach near FLL to educate drone operators on safe, lawful use. With the support of Sheriff Dr. Gregory Tony these efforts keep our airspace safe. Click here to watch: youtu.be/cMYtO9m9aYM @FLLFlyer

@ajassy @OpenAI Hi Andy, once again my prescription order from Amazon pharmacy was delivered to the wrong address. Can you please help me get my prescriptions delivered?

Excited about our new strategic partnership with @OpenAI. Developers and companies of all kinds are eager to run services powered by OpenAI models on AWS, and our unique collaboration will provide a stateful runtime environment for them that’s powered by OpenAI’s frontier intelligence on Amazon Bedrock. OpenAI is also going big on our custom Trainium chips, which are 30-40% more price performant than comparable GPUs, to power their growth. Both the leading AI labs now have made significant commitments to Trainium, which is gaining a lot of momentum. We’ll be the exclusive 3P cloud distribution provider for OpenAI Frontier (which enables organizations to build, deploy, and manage teams of AI agents). And finally, we’re excited about our investment in OpenAI — it’s an extremely talented team with great products, IP, and vision for how they can continue to serve customers and enterprises. We think they’ll be one of the big winners in AI, we can help them grow, and we believe we’ll earn a strong return for Amazon over the long term. aboutamazon.com/news/aws/amazo…