Daryl Barnes

@Statford_Bridge RJ at 10 cameo

That bench has exactly 1 attacking sub though so that’ll be fun

Derry starting is fun. Maybe Big Mac has the motion.

tears in my eyes man what’s wrong with him

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

Some dad somewhere: “These guys just don’t hit .365 anymore. In my day, Jimmy Johnson Cooternickel was a true hitter.” This is why they don’t hit .365, Ron.

@tomrenniesoccer Leeds final day of season for survival?!

If you're a certain age, you for sure stood in your backyard and practiced your Hideo Nomo wind up.

Up there for the dumbest throw of the year award

POV: It’s Christmas morning in 2001 and you have no idea you’re playing one of the greatest video games that will ever be made

Here’s the moment ESPN misses Rory’s stunning chip-in on 17 in favor of Victor Hovland walking, killing any drama. As the crowd roars a flustered Scott Van Pelt coughs and stammers. They then fake the replay as “live” without the customary “a moment ago at 17” qualifier.

Over 6 months. Hundreds of faces. One of the most challenging drawings I’ve ever done. Here’s the full time-lapse video of my drawing of @McIlroyRory winning @TheMasters. #TheMasters

Torii Hunter That guy rocked.

FOLARIN BALOGUN. ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHAT A RUN. WHAT A CHIP. WHAT A GOAL 🔥🔥🔥 He’s scored in six consecutive Ligue 1 matches! 🇺🇸 x.com/FootDzzz/statu…

LeBron in the mirror practicing a new handshakes for his 1,500th career teammate

Jesus seeing Judas on Sunday morning

2006: Jacob Wilson to Jack Wilson 2025: Jack Wilson to Jacob Wilson One the coolest moments of the season.

Chandler Simpson is 6th in all of baseball with a 0.6 fWAR through 6 games. Here is every one of his hits, courtesy of @OPS_BASEBALL.

@iconserve90 If you invited me to your family reunion, I’d be the most successful person there.

RONALDINHO: THE ONE AND ONLY, a new documentary series, premieres April 16. Follow the life and career of Brazilian soccer star Ronaldinho, tracing his journey from young prodigy to global sports icon.

@tomrenniesoccer it is changing the game to American football and basketball, soccer playing in Quarters

@tomrenniesoccer Graham Potter turns into Pep Guardiola when coaching for a team from Sweden