Sun Tzuzanne Tzummers

@TheTNHoller E tu, Brute?

MEMPHIS ABC 7 catches a DEEP SIGH from Stephen Miller as Trump peddles his ever-changing justifications about Iran

@zerohedge “Ergo, we drop nukes on April 10th”

ISRAELI OFFICIAL TO YEDIOTH AHRONOTH: WASHINGTON HAS SET APRIL 9 AS THE DATE TO END THE WAR ON IRAN

@ShaleTier7 Strait of Hormu2

Request for startup: new Strait of Hormuz

@bryan_johnson Yes. God is so good.

This was the most profound experience of my life. I am stunned beyond comprehension. This molecule is without peer. The 27mg dose opened up what felt like pure consciousness and intelligence. A majestic reveal of existence itself. In all its incomprehensible glory and majesty. It is impossible to explain with words. Whatever you imagine, multiply it by 1,000 and then add infinite width and depth and dimensions. But entrance was not granted without prerequisite. Existence demanded that I submit. That I say yes; without attachment and without condition. Yes to existence; yes to the dissolution of self; yes to release control; yes, to all. My ego registered the ask and panicked. It wanted control. It was desperate for control. It pleaded to escape from the torrent of light and essence that threatened to rip my sanity into chards. The urge to eject was overwhelming. Terror thundered throughout my mind and body. It took everything within me to release. I overcame and was treated with bliss that defies imagination. A euphoria colored with perfect harmony of all things. An orchestra of essence washed over me and swept me up in dance. It was home. The highest aspiration of intelligent life. For some reason, stored and tucked away as the ultimate prize. A single concept emerged in omnipresence: we cannot grok the preciousness of our existence. Yet it is everything we’ve ever wanted and more. The state we long for without knowing it exists. This caused me great pain and heartache. A swell of loyalty and devotion emerged inside me, pledging allegiance to existence. To become a warrior and caretaker of life on earth. To protect at any cost the candle of consciousness that has miraculously emerged in this part of the galaxy. What awaits will wipe all your tears, soothe all your sorrows, and infinitely exceed your wants.

@helpingmom1965 @TLCplMax Generally true and it’s a scandal that we don’t want to discuss

@TLCplMax Every honest military veteran can identify at least 20 military veterans were taking advantage of the VA system. If you cannot name 20 veterans are abusing the system you are full of shit. Veterans abusing the system out number those who are not.

It's hard to talk about the VA disability thing with any nuance. I don't think VA disability fraud is rampant, as all claims are evaluated by doctors and the VA ultimately makes the final decision that is outside of any veteran's control.

@LauraLoomer Yes: a crying woman on the twitter machine

Is there anything worse than a crying baby on a plane? I wish parents would control their children. It’s so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?

@Cycle_Watcher He has the clearest communication style of the cabinet and the WH knows that we know this. They’re afraid of rolling someone else out to speak that makes things accelerate to zero

Why is the Treasury Secretary discussing war plans and strategy on network news? Trump thinks Bessent is a cure-all for market volatility - he looked like sh*t on Meet the Press.

@AutismCapital Starts screaming “BEES! BEES!” Heart rate spikes to 300bpm

🚨NEW: Bryan Johnson, also known as Immortal Unc, injects 9mg of 5-MeO-DMT intramuscularly and then smokes 18mg more to test longevity benefits.

@braxton_mccoy She’s a Lucy and no other name will work

Need girl dog name suggestions. Was going to name her after one of sisters just to rage bait them but wife doesn't like the idea.

Picked up a new friend on the way home from church.

@codym1917 90% OF THE COUNTRY WILL BE TOTALLY FINE

Decimation is a term only 10% know the meaning of.

@Snakeeater36 Really a tough sell to put a bunch of troops on an island that can effectively be BZOd by IRGC, but we’re there apparently Not getting a good feeling abt it

It certainly seems like we are heavy playing the “seize Kharg island” bit with an amphibious force. My serious concern despite distance from support, counter battery shit, and general danger if things is this: If i was an Iranian artillery (or whatever the fuck dude) i would realize that Kharg Island has a surface area of roughly 20sq KM. And the minute it is taken by…whatever size force, I would absolutely treat that like I would as an FPF opportunity. You can fill an entire grid square of fire with a US ATACMS. I would bet Iran has enough capability and munitions available to scour that island with fire if need be. Especially if they see this as a last ditch opportunity. So my hope/suggestion or thoughts would be, intel capable of ensuring standoff to Kharg is denied, naval and ground based missile interdiction/ denial assets and/or sophisticated enough early warning to secure and protect ground forces.

@MichaelFKane “YOU AH ZEE CONIN”

He's going to be a washed up loser and some young girl boss is going to come to him for training. Then he's going to die in some stupid way and with his dying words tell her "You are the Conan now," in that iconic accent. CONAN THE BARBARIAN WILL RETURN Roll credits.

@SpencerHakimian Nephron-ultra-minnning

🚨BREAKING: EUROMAXXING

@Matt_TDI @chamathGundlach @VolSignals @JoeyGEX Won’t dramatically change the structural effect, will it?

@chamathGundlach @VolSignals @JoeyGEX JPM is no longer going to have a collar trade in SPX options. They're going to do it with quarterly /ES futures options instead.

6475 is the long put strike of the JPM collar Gamma on this strike rolls EOM Definitely a level to watch through end of March

@blakeflayton Now you know why single women voted so heavily for him

Are you fucking kidding me

@Rory_Johnston Robinhoo should really stop selling retail flow data to the mullahs

lol ok now he's jumping the shark This morning: if you attack our power plants we destroy Gulf oilfields Now: if you've got some US fixed income exposure in your retirement account I'm going to burn down your house

“50 days to FLATTEN THE QUDS” #OOTT #oil

@annmarie @kwelkernbc More of a judo/aikido reference but sure, Scott

Bessent to @kwelkernbc: “In essence, we are jujitsuing the Iranians. We are using their own oil against them.”

@Bugskitche56125 @Rory_Johnston No it’s not

@Datguerotype @Rory_Johnston Is it really any different from Pete Hegseth’s statements?

Speaker of Iran’s Parliament: