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@basedcaliber @LibOrNormal You risk blowout at the base of the well.

@LibOrNormal Super glue the tip.😜

Best answer wins🤣😂

@Ersin0X The key to always having a source of income is to acquire skills other humans are will to purchase.

She was losing her job because of budget cuts. Life can change unbelievably fast. How would you react if life hit you this fast?

@ClownWorld At first, I was offended, then I realized it's not real wood. Carry on brave FIUY warrior.

This is so dumb

@TaraBull Hooked on Phonics to hooked on Fentanyl

Guy hands a random person a sentence to read on camera… and they butcher it completely. We may have a serious educational deficit in this country.

@EndWokeness It was an Allahu Ak-car

I wonder why the "car" did this? 🤔

@DefiantLs American Airlines hasn't done anything the Wright brothers didn’t already do.

Neil deGrasse Tyson: "Elon Musk hasn't done anything that NASA hasn't already done."

@GigaBasedDad I'm going to have to sell the lot of you off for medical experiments.

What's your excuse?

@Rothmus Woof

They all work as girl names.

@Rothmus That clip reminds me of a movie... "Your name is Kunta Kinte" "My name is Toby"

“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.” - George Orwell, 1984

@its_The_Dr Dr. Detroit

What Doctor do you trust more than Fauci?

@GarbageHuman24 This is real crazy. I kinda miss real crazy. This whole world artifical crazy is just tedious and not at all interesting.

Least schizophrenic jewish foid

@TaraBull The horse is banned from entering the People's Democratic Republic of California.

When the horse is gas powered

@MattWalshBlog Can't we just show the 35mm film negative to appease these people?

We're told that we shouldn't object to Helen of Troy being portrayed as a black woman. And yet if a major Hollywood studio made a film set in Africa and cast a white woman as "the most beautiful woman in Africa," those same people would literally riot in the street. If, say, Sydney Sweeney was cast in the role, they'd be driven to murderous violence. We all know this is the case.

@SpillTheMemes My strawberry trees aren't blooming yet.

ADORABLE

@TiffanyFong The dress itself looks beautiful, everything else looks like it survives solely on the blood of children.

Is this attractive?

@Cloud1a7 A hard day on the body is a good day for the soul.

Know what this kid is doing? Other than learning the value of a good day’s work 💪

@libsoftiktok @FBI_Response @FBIDirectorKash Did Trump steal the Dark Crystal?

“Mr Trump, I will assassinate you. I will eliminate your family members.” @FBI_Response @FBIDirectorKash

@LibertyCappy An idiom comes to mind

Are you intimidated? 😏

@EndWokeness Say what?

"Walgreens is racist for locking up all of the darker tone makeups and not light tones" Ma'am, they only lock high-theft items

@TheOfficerTatum Ah yes, Nebraska is the logical place since it's right beside the ocean.

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