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It's no fun realizing you have been having a midlife crisis.....for your whole life.
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David LaPell
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David LaPell
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Welcome to the party. I can't promise you'll agree with me, don't care if you do, but I can promise it will be an interesting ride.
Katılım Mart 2011
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@Gutfeldfox @KatTimpf @briannalyman2 @JoeDeVitoComedy @drdrew @JimNorton @FoxNews Reruns of Two and a Half Men it is!
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Tonight Guest Host @KatTimpf Welcomes - @briannalyman2, @JoeDeVitoComedy, @drdrew, and @JimNorton
10PM ET on @FoxNews
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@gunpoliticsny @JonCampbellNY @NassauExec has not stepped out of Nassau County. Zeldin was all over NY. If Bruce doesn't do any campaigning, he's all done. It's uphill as it is because I live in NY21 & people are still pissed that @RepStefanik was thrown under the bus by @NewYorkGOP.
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@JonCampbellNY Nobody believes this. Nobody. Not one person. No one. No. One.
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Trump with a pro-Blakeman post over on Truth Social this morning.
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@MariaBartiromo @MorningsMaria I live in NY21 & @NassauExec needs to get out of Nassau County. People up here wanted & still back @RepStefanik but if Bruce doesn't start campaigning upstate, he's going to lose. #FoxNews #News #Foxbusiness @dagenmcdowell @cvpayne
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@RobProvince Just trying to imagine the size of the cereal box in came in.
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If you got this joke it’s time for your afternoon pills.
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Does it come with the baking soda or is that sold separately?
Iran Exclusive@24_70xu
Iran has deployed its Ghadir-class midget submarines in the Persian Gulf and near the Strait of Hormuz. A large number of these submarines have been deployed and given clear instructions that if any enemy ship crosses into Iran’s waters, they should immediately destroy it. These submarines are specifically designed to operate in shallow waters, and the United States has no counter to them.
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What ever could have happened?!?
TMZ@TMZ
'My 600-Lb. Life' Star Dolly Martinez Dead at 30 tmz.me/CGHkjtj
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How long do you think the media and Democrats knew about Eric Swalwell’s indiscretions? I'd be willing to bet that if he were officially the nominee, we wouldn't be hearing about it. Strange how that works.
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@jimmyfailla @NYCMayor So when can we expect the cops arrested, charged & convicted after the travesty that just happened this week of a veteran NYPD officer getting sentenced by a NYC activist judge to 3-9 years?
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@NYCMayor Sorry the machete wielding attacker died - I know how badly you wanted to visit him in the hospital.
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I have been briefed on an incident that occurred at Grand Central Station this morning. Reports indicate a man slashed three people on the platform with a machete. Officers shot the man when he did not drop the machete. He has since been pronounced dead.
I’m grateful to the NYPD for their quick response and for preventing additional violence. The three victims were taken to the hospital and are thankfully in stable condition. The NYPD is conducting an internal investigation and will release body-worn camera footage, as it does in all incidents involving the discharge of an officer's firearm.
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@dagenmcdowell I've been a Led Zeppelin fan since I was about 14, some 35 plus years, and I like Robert Plant, but not a fan of the new version. The original is still the best.
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“Ramble On” is nothing without co-writer Jimmy Page. This version is waterlogged.
Joseph Bottum@JosephBottum
Much as Johnny Cash did with "Hurt," Robert Plant turns Led Zeppelin's "Ramble On" from a young man's song to an old man's—the road calling a boy to leave a love affair, remade into a gray-hair's knowledge that he must soon leave life.
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@Gutfeldfox @MadisonAlworth @theloftusparty @tomshillue @FoxNews I would never called Madison insane, but Tom and Loftus? Well....
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How would you describe this insanity in one word?
Catch @MadisonAlworth, @theloftusparty, & @tomshillue at 10PM on @FoxNews
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@JoeSquawk Ha what a joke this guy is I thought he was on paternity leave
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Inflation averaged 5.2% under Biden. Even with a war and tariffs to rebalance global trade March core annual CPI rose 2.6%
Pete Buttigieg@PeteButtigieg
Inflation has tripled from just one month ago, and it’s higher than when he took office. Not only has Trump failed to deliver on his central campaign promise to make life more affordable - he is actively, directly driving prices up.
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@Nerdrotics @PaulMarcoe I grew up in the 80's about 25 miles from Plattsburgh AFB & in between two nuclear missile silos. No one ever bothered with bomb shelters because we knew we'd be vaporized. Movies like The Day After & Testament were enough to scare the hell out of us as kids.
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4 things I think most GenX was afraid of.
Acid Rain
Quick sand
Bermuda Triangle
Amnesia
What else?
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@SimonettiLauren @Varneyco When I go to the store, there's a list. If it's not on the list, it doesn't get bought. My wife wanders around the store like she's on a quest for the Holy Grail & if she sees something she likes, it goes in the cart. I have a budget, she blows it. #foxbusiness @Varneyco #FoxNews
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@DaveLapell @Varneyco Oh dear - this doesn’t prove my point 😜
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@Varneyco, I started doing grocery #shopping because of Covid & chaos in stores, but my wife is NOT a better shopper. She buys the same thing twice because she never looks to see what we're out of & pisses away money like its water. #FoxNews #Foxbusiness #News @SimonettiLauren
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@RealRonHoward @ATRightMovies Not to mention Richard Harris, Peter O'Toole, Peter Cushing, Boris Karloff, Vincent Price and I'm sure there's a few more I've forgotten.
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@ATRightMovies great list but what about: James Stewart, Henry Fonda, Spencer Tracy, Bogart, Jack Lemon ?
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@RepNicole And all of this will be for nothing if RINO's like Mike Lawler and Maria Salazar get their "Dignity Act" which is nothing more than amnesty for illegal immigrants passed. Americans have had enough! Deport ALL illegal immigrants!
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This tax season, millions of working Americans and middle-class families, including those here in Brooklyn, are already seeing the impact of the Working Families Tax Cuts as they file their taxes with the average refund up by more than 10%. From no tax on Social Security for our seniors to a quadrupled State and Local Tax Deduction, we remain focused on delivering for the American people and putting more money back in their pockets, not Uncle Sam’s. malliotakis.house.gov/media/press-re…
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@AndrewPollackFL @BreannaMorello As a retired corrections officer, there are two things other inmates can't stand. Someone who abuses/hurts kids and snitches. This guy in general population wouldn't make it 24 hours, death row he'll be there 20 years waiting for appeals.
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@BreannaMorello Put him in general population , much worse than death row.
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🚨HORRIFYING🚨
Jurors will listen to the audio of 7-year-old Athena Strand being strangled to death by FedEx driver Tanner Horner.
Horner pleaded guilty to capital murder, but a juror will decide if he should be sentenced to death.
Strand told the child, “Don't scream or I'll hurt you,” as he picked her up and put her in his truck.
The child tried to fight Strand off during the attack—his DNA was found under her nails.
Prosecutors added that his DNA was found, “in places where you shouldn't find DNA on a 7-year-old girl.”
The girl’s mother is for the death penalty being implemented.
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@Oilfield_Rando @BWLH_ Go to any Six Flags park in the northeast. Looks just like this now. I live about 25 miles from one, used to work part time there some 25 years back, the locals won't go near it, even the schools stopped doing field trips there because of what it looks like now.
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Hey uh @BWLH_ remember when I told you guys how excited I was about a Great Wolf Lodge on the moon?
Swig 🇺🇸@OldRowSwig
South Park did an episode about this.
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@PaulDMauro As someone who is Native American (Mohawk) and who did have family suffer in the school system in the 1900's, this Canadian MP is an idiot & isn't helping anyone but some stupid leftist policy. Most Natives/Indigenous aren't left leaning, they're the opposite.
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Well, regarding "MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+": I just discovered that I, too, am "two-spirited"! And both spirits don't give a shit, dear.
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
Canadian MP Leah Gazan: "They provided $0 to deal with the ongoing genocide of MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+" Yes, this is real...
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