David Hart

@NespressoUK Curious to understand why Amazon can deliver next day but it takes you two weeks to deliver a monthly subscription order. You’d expect a subscription date of 1st month would arrive on the 2nd. Not the 14th (at the earliest).

7 days and counting ✨ What's been your favourite door to open so far? bit.ly/NespressoUnfor…

@substack impossible getting anything in the way of support from Substack. Anyone recommend any good alternatives?

In the lead-up to the 2024 U.S. presidential election, Substack’s Election Dialogues will bring together influential political figures, writers, and commentators for live video conversations, tackling the most consequential issues of the moment. All dialogues will be streamed exclusively through the Substack app. Subscribe to the publishers participating and visit Substack.com/Dialogues for updates on the schedule and to learn more.

@Sonos I remember when Sonos used to be good.

Thank you for your ongoing patience as we diligently work to improve the Sonos app. Today’s update fixes unforeseen bugs and introduces several new features: ▪️TV Audio Swap for Sonos Ace from Arc, Beam (Gen 1), Beam (Gen 2), and Ray ▪️S2 to S1 downgrade tool [thread 1/3]

@hertscc *unless you are a child with special needs

We look forward to working with all of Hertfordshire MPs to ensure residents’ voices on the issues that matter to them continue to be heard at the heart of Westminster and that our county remains a place of opportunity for all.

@implausibleblog The Tories are a lost cause, but why are Labour so afraid to talk about reversing Brexit?

Julie, "Post Brexit we've lost 90% of out business with Europe, how can we mend our broken trading relationship with Europe?" Rishi Sunak, "I'm sorry things have been difficult.. We had the referendum.. Focus should be on making the best of the opportunity.. The economy is doing well, we're exporting around the world.. I can help by cutting your taxes on business rates" Mishal Husain, "Julie's question is about mending the trading relationship with Europe" Rishi Sunak, "I want to abolish your national insurance" Keir Starmer, "He says he's going to cut national insurance.. That's £46 billion which pays for our NHS and our pensions.. So if he cuts national insurance, it's either the NHS or our pensioners who will pay for it" Mishal Husain, "So far neither of you can answer Julie's question on how we can mend our broken trading relationship with Europe" Keir Starmer, "In relation to the EU.. I campaigned to Remain.. But we left and we're not going back.. But too many businesses are in the position you're in, so we want a better deal in trade with the EU" Mishal Husain, "Could we get a better trading deal with the EU?" Rishi Sunak, "You might be able to. Do you know what the price of it will be? It will be Free Movement of People" - Sounds great, where do I sign up! #RejoinEU

@TLRailUK Thanks. Will do!

@DavidHart Hi David, you'd need to get in contact with our customer relations team with as much detail as possible where they'll then assess your claim on a case by case basis. 👇 ^Kirsty thameslinkrailway.com/help-and-suppo…

⚠️We have been advised of a fault on a train between Royston and Cambridge. 👉 The line towards Cambridge is currently blocked. ℹ️ More information to follow.

@TLRailUK Where do I send the bill for my taxi?

📢 A recap of the ongoing incident: Trains cannot run from Hitchin towards Cambridge direction. (A limited London-bound service will run from Cambridge) If you travelling to/from any of the below stations, you will need to use an alternative route: - Letchworth Garden City - Baldock - Ashwell & Morden - Royston - Meldreth - Shepreth - Foxton

@AnglianWater Here’s a picture of a drain literally spilling shit up against the wall of my house because the rainwater has flooded your sewers. You said you’d be with us within 4 hours. That was 6 hours ago.

Water quality issues like those in Devon are thankfully very rare. We take 100s of samples to make sure we can continue to supply safe drinking water to over 4million homes. But #KeepingTapsHealthy at home is as important. Read more➡️ anglianwater.co.uk/news/chicken-a…

@StefanBarbas Sounds too good to miss! Flow ;-)

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That picture of Daniel Anjorin in his school uniform with such an angelic face and his whole life in front of him. Beyond heartbreaking.

@farky1210 @implausibleblog PMQs are a chance for other politicians to hold the government accountable. Not answering questions shows how much contempt he has for us all.

@implausibleblog Seriously what is the point of PMQs? I used to think it was a serious feature of parliament, but it's a joke in poor taste, Sunak doesn't answer questions put to him, the speaker doesn't have any power and the jeering from the backbenchers is childish.. waste of time.

Rishi Sunak, "If it was up to him (former director of public prosecutions) those criminals would still be on the street.. And the truth is, if he wasn't the Labour leader, he'd still want to be their lawyer" #PMQs Keir Starmer, "I've prosecuted more people smugglers than he's had helicopter rides, and that's a lot" "The Rwanda gimmick is going to cost the tax payer £2 million for every one of the 300 people they deport. I know the Prime Minister likes to spent a lot on jetsetting, but that some plane ticket"

@_ForceMajeure_1 @Detaramebusters @DavidSacks Churchill would have called them trousers?

@Detaramebusters @DavidSacks There’s only one inaccuracy… can you spot it?

A WAR OF LIES The war in Ukraine is based on lies — lies about how it started, how it’s going, and how it will end. We are told that Ukraine is winning when in fact it is losing. We are told that the war makes NATO stronger when in fact it is depleting it. We are told that Ukraine’s biggest problem is a lack of funds from the U.S. Congress when in fact the West can’t produce enough ammunition — a problem that will take years to fix. We are told that Russia is suffering greater casualties when in fact Ukraine is running out of soldiers — another problem money can’t fix. We are told that the world is with us when in fact the Global Majority believes U.S. policy is the height of folly. We are told that there is no opportunity to make peace when in fact we have rejected multiple opportunities for a negotiated settlement. We are told that if Ukraine keeps fighting, it will improve its negotiating position when in fact the terms will only get much worse than what was already available and rejected. Nevertheless the lies will succeed in dragging out the war. Congress will appropriate more funds. Russia will take more territory. Ukraine will mobilize more young men and women to feed into the meat grinder. Discontent will mount. Eventually there will be a crisis in Kiev and the Zelensky government will be toppled. And then, when the war is finally lost, when the whole country lays in smoldering ruins on a funeral pyre of their own making, the liars will say “well we tried.” Having prevented any alternative, having smeared anyone who told the truth as puppets for the enemy, the liars will say “We did our best. We stood up to Putin.” In fact, they will claim, we would have succeeded but for the fifth column of Putin apologists who stabbed the Ukrainians in the back. Then, having shifted blame and patted themselves on the back, they will blithely move on to the next war, as they moved onto Ukraine after their disasters in Afghanistan and Iraq. The lies are comprehensive — but they will work.

@HMRCcustomers I have three different govt gateway User IDs: a different one for VAT and a different one for Corporation Tax. Can I just use one ID for everything?

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Just watching Mr Bates vs The Post Office. People need to go to jail for what they did to those poor people. Fucking outrageous.

@Shpigford great thread - curious to know what you were doing at the time that meant that Baremetrics had to be a side project?

1/ Despite Baremetrics being the "first-mover" and arguably inventing 1-click SaaS analytics back in 2013, ProfitWell (just sold for $200m!) and ChartMogul (who passed us in revenue early on and will almost certainly sell for 8-9 figures) became much larger. Why? 🧵👇

Happy Thanksgiving !!

@hertscc @NHS_HWE What use is an apology exactly? How does that help children who have been left behind? It's the equivalent of 'thoughts and prayers'. Empty, meaningless platitudes. Do better.

We and @NHS_HWE accept the findings of the report and recognise too many children and young people with SEND and their families have not received the service and outcomes they need and deserve. We are all sorry for this and are taking urgent action: hertfordshire.gov.uk/SENDOfsted

What I thought we needed for our side businesses to thrive: • A stable income from our agency • Free time to work on the side project What we really needed: • Full commitment and focus on the side business • A strategic plan for growth

It's Warhol. As in holes.

Just because someone disagrees with you, it doesn't also necessarily mean that they think you are a bad person.