David Newton

@Media__Pundit @hatpinwoman @guardian You've concluded that trans women offend at female rates rather than male rates (UK prison pop of male sex offenders c 14k, female sex offenders c 50). What is the basis for that conclusion?

the-lies-they-tell.org/2026/03/28/lec… A mediocre mind enlightens law students. My latest blog.

@BertDalziel @caoimhinof That’s was just his cover story. Agent Dalziel was a war winner.

@caoimhinof I think we should tell the story of my grandpa, who failed basic training because he kept getting extravagant nosebleeds and falling over so was sent off to Shetland to peel spuds for the duration.

I believe we may have run out of WWII stories to tell.

And with what I accept is an unseemly amount of gloating, I remind myself that Maugham instructed King’s Counsel to draft the complaint against me. I wonder just how much time and money was wasted on this?

@SVPhillimore Excellent news. Mr Gill’s face and teeth are probably not the most annoying thing about him - but they’re up there.

I have been under the shadow of this investigation since late August. I have had to ask people to give me money to take action in defamation. The process is surely the punishment. I am well able to withstand the process - but I should not have to. Let’s hope this madness is close to burning itself out and the GLP will fade into the obscurity it merits.

I am very pleased to report that the BSB have evidently considered the complaint against me by the Good Law Project and Euan Weddell very carefully and have determined there is no case to answer. As both the GLP and EW made their complaints public I think it appropriate to share the outcome. I will be proceeding with my action in defamation against Mr Maugham.

@OldRoberts953 @davidxryan Happy days.

@DavidNe29154673 @davidxryan Yep

JW The Wife of Bath sequence from Pasolini's The Canterbury Tales. Crikey.

@OldRoberts953 @davidxryan Scala?

@davidxryan Imagine seeing that in a cinema full of drunk gays at half three in the morning in 1984.

to @thelittleidiot Moby’s criticism of our song LOLA these are the words sent to me and Ray from our dear friend trans icon @jaynecounty27 #JayneCounty. I am highly insulted that MOBY would accuse my brother of being ‘unevolved’ or transphobic in any way. theguardian.com/music/2026/mar…

@dickydickypand1 Yep, 'unevolved'. What a knob.

Daft old man TAKEN ABACK by lyrics of 60 year old song. theguardian.com/music/2026/mar…

@LeoKearse If I was passing, my first thought would be to pop a couple of bob in his cup.

Jeez look at the state of Ellen Degeneres

@cquilty52 It looks like an AI hallucination of kids tv presenters.

i've never seen a photograph so perfectly encapsulate what it doesn't mean to be British

My article on Vivienne Taylor, a psychotic trans-identified man, sentenced to 21 months in jail last week. Will he ever be safe to release?

That spare plinth in Traf Sq? Put a statue of Naomi Cunningham on it. Anyone complains, tell them to fuck off.

Fulsome apology for placing an innocent person in the crosshairs for 24 hours. Impeccable behaviour. Oh..hang on a sec…..

🚨⚖️ MATTHEW HEATH HAS BEEN AWARDED COSTS AGAINST STEPHANIE HAYDEN -£20,000 to be paid within 28 days. Permission to appeal - DENIED. In this morning's hearing the Judge heard submissions from Hayden as to why, he should not have to pay the costs of discontinuing his civil claims against Matthew Heath. The judge rejected these and awarded Heath costs subject to detailed assessment. In the meantime, Hayden must pay Heath an interim amount of £20,000 within the next 28 days. Hayden asked for a 90-day payment period, but also admitted to the court that this period would make no difference to his ability to pay. Hayden also sought permission to appeal this ruling - this was not granted.

Whatever you do do not share this video as far and wide as possible. This is trans.

This film of Mridul Wadhwa admitting he obtained his job at a rape crisis centre by deception has just been removed by YouTube for "copyright infringement", so please don't watch or share it.

@ArtyBagger No, sorry. But I did know a guy in the 80’s whose impression of KB&HJM consisted of him cupping his hand over his arse while farting and moving it to get the wah wah effect. I hope this helps.

Request from which I expect zero replies. Does anyone have any information about Kenny Ball and His Jazz Men playing Oughten’s in Dumfries in either 1962 or 1963? No. I m sure nobody does. Forget I asked.

@nettermike She’s trying to treat the symptoms rather than the underlying condition. She’s either stupid or a coward. Or both.

Seattle’s socialist Mayor Katie Wilson has officially declared war on grocery chains. She claims she will unilaterally BAN grocery stores from closing down in her city, arguing that food access is a human right that overrides business decisions. She said : "We cannot allow big grocery chains to close stores at will!" The Plan: If a private business tries to leave due to theft, taxes, or safety concerns... the government will step in. Her allies in the state legislature have even introduced a bill (HB-2313) allowing the city to use Eminent Domain to SEIZE grocery store properties and turn them into government-run shops. Mayor Katie Wilson calls it "protecting the community." Critics call it "holding businesses hostage." Thoughts?

@sarahstuartxx Call me an old fuddy duddy but I think twerking should be punished by exile.

DJ with fake tits back twerking to Blondie. Only 2 hours to go.

Join me tonight as I cover live the thrills and spills of the Trans Mission Live concert. Turns include Zack Polanski, Beth Ditto and a bunch of people you've never heard of. Literally hundreds of people attending the #FoxKillersVanityProject