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@KILLTOPARTY Trailer trash sexy.

Britney wasn’t conventionally pretty, but her sex appeal was unmatched— two different things

@KhanSaba1278 Black pudding. Cook the sausages properly. Give me ketchup. Happy days.

Full English this morning… but it’s missing something…?? What is it? And would you eat this!?

@PolitlcsUK Ending Unfair immigration means letting them all in.

🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham outlines his vision for Britain during his Makerfield victory rally: - End "trickle-down" economics - End the "unfair" immigration system - Push reindustrialisation - Public procurement to use British business - Work placements for all 16–18-year-olds

@RachelD1892 Fight. Starmer is much less left than Burnham. We really don’t want Burnham as Prime Minister.

Starmer will take a decision over the weekend about whether he should resign. What would you advise him to do?

@NotFarLeftAtAll Watching a lettuce age… sorry I mean Liz truss as prime minister.

Rosie Jones 😀

@Pelzdieb @CuriosityonX Yes why even bother

@CuriosityonX The realization that the money could have been used more wisely 😆

What could be the most terrifying thing we find on Mars?

@CuriosityonX Nothing. There is nothing there. It’s a pointless place to go.

@NotFarLeftAtAll This most be AI?

Spotted at the London Inn in Dallas before the England vs Croatia World Cup match …

@biggles35 @abxlarge You just made that up. Read this. rspca.org.uk/adviceandwelfa…

@DavidTo14442355 @abxlarge Both are humane by scientific standards.

@jerryjoonononsi @Rainmaker1973 Should an not a?

Fun fact. In 2021, an undersea volcano raised the island of Iwo Jima near the Ogasawara island chain in Japan, exposing a fleet of partially sunken Second World War ships.

@BitcoinSapiens If robots take all the jobs who gets the wages?

Elon Musk said saving for retirement becomes pointless in 10 to 20 years. Not speculation. Math. Musk: “Don’t worry about squirreling money away for retirement in like ten or 20 years. It won’t matter.” We passed the event horizon. Retirement savings assumes scarcity persists. It won’t. AI and robotics collapse labor costs to zero. Living costs follow. You’re not saving for security. You’re saving for a world that stops existing. Musk: “If any of the things that we’ve said are true, saving for retirement will be irrelevant.”

@MichaelLCrick I prefer parcels to be left in a plastic box by the gate, prevents interruption of my working at home and avoids stressing the dogs

Amazon couriers increasingly leave parcels on customers' doorsteps or in front gardens without knocking on the door or ringing the bell. Presumably, Amazon reckon couriers' brief amount of saved time outweighs possible theft. Thieves must be delighted, though not the police.

@WasAcop Go back to a Nokia style brick.

🚨Labour confirms ID requirement at device level - VPNs useless.🚨 By forcing Apple and Google to verify age at the device level during phone setup… Keir Starmer’s government isn’t protecting kids — it’s building a surveillance infrastructure. The OS itself will restrict platforms like TikTok, Instagram and X, making VPNs largely useless because the block happens before any traffic leaves your phone. 🚨Once every device carries a verified age profile, authorities gain an easy route to identify users through legal requests to tech firms. This is digital ID by the back door, sold as child safety. Classic Labour: expand state control first, ask questions later.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…

@biggles35 @abxlarge Both halal and kosher are cruel by uk govt definition. The animal is conscious when it is killed by throat cut and bleeding out. There is a lot wrong with it.

@abxlarge No. There is nothing wrong with halal slaughter. Also I'm Jewish and support kosher slaughter. Why is only halal slaughter be singled out? Guesses on the back of a postcard.....

@abxlarge Hahal slaughter in the uk (same as kosher) was meant to be a concession for a very small minority. Now every takeaway shop and curry house sells hahal. It seems hard not to buy halal slaughtered meats. It won’t be a real debate about a ban, please ensure labels are required.

@JerryBarnett I had a bicycle and some friends. Many adventures.

Q; What did British teenagers do before the internet? A: Alcohol, glue, heroin, speed, hashish, ecstasy, coke, mushrooms, LSD, and lots of unprotected sex

@araseb_ Human slavery as we serve our robot masters…

What's coming after artificial intelligence?

@SBarrettBar It’s not Starmer, it’s the energy minister Milliband who has set out all these crazy policies and rules. Look at what the ceo of Octopus has to say about the energy policies. Starmer needs his cabinet aligned otherwise they will depose him. Starmer is bad but better than Burnham

"British taxpayers will subsidise French energy bills under Starmer’s EU deal" Starmer is a traitor. telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/…

@JebraFaushay This is pure MontyPython. I can just see John Cleese with a hobby horse and a very silly walk. @JohnCleese

When the boring World Cup comes to an end, the entire planet will be entranced by the phenomenal competitive and riviting sport, Hobby Horsing. (Everythinghoy)

@AvonandsomerRob Nah. Dogs are essential in pubs. Remdbrr the fat pub dog. Where else do the doggy chips go?

Gotta be honest dogs in pubs annoy the hell out of me. Dogs in beer gardens, fine, but what are you going to bring in the pub next, your pet goldfish and parrots? Stop being entitled.