David Joe Smith

@BWLH_ My father in law passed out from laughing and we almost called 911

Back in 2003, was watching Spike TV. Probably for WWF Raw. This show called Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC) was on. It was from Japan, but with American voiceovers. Hilarious. To this day, the hardest I have ever laughed was from this clip. 22 years later, still funny.

@YardsPerPass Keep it 5v5 but the goalies lose a piece of equipment every 30 seconds

As the long time leader of the 3v3 sucks train, I welcome you You give each team a 2 min 5v4 PP, quickest score wins If still tied, go to a 5v3 PP. If still tied, then you, can either just have a tie or shootout. Still exciting, yet still real OT real hockey... Hell go 3-2-1 while you are at it

@luisjgomez To be fair, graduating HS school and college for the most part is a joke. Also pretty hard to go to jail...

Kids today are less likely to use drugs, alcohol, and commit violent crimes. They are less likely to go to jail. They’re more likely to graduate high school and go to college.. They’re also less likely to get hit by their parents, though the majority of parents still spank. This concept that kids are out of control today and they were somehow better in previous generations is just objectively false.

@ThaddeusRussell So. It's true.

Again, this is classic, 19th-century "scientific" racism.

@sostalksmoney Yikes

Dave Smith HATES America 🇺🇸🤬

@ThaddeusRussell @nick_bomia Majority? Get off this site.

This is the first war in the history of the United States global empire, launched in 1776, in which large numbers of American citizens, perhaps a majority of those who follow the news, are rooting for the enemy.

@JWyoung316 @RealAlexJones @WellsJorda89710 @TheRightMelissa

Whether you’re 4 or against 🇮🇱 , God‘s covenant is not gonna be broken Alex Jones this is America . People have the right to be pro Israel without you telling them to move there. 2000 Bible verses pertaining to Israel and its future restoration Unless you read the Bible is one giant allegory

🚨Why I Am A Christian Zionist 🔥🚨 I'm a Christian. And unapologetically, I'm a Zionist. Not because of politics or headlines—but because the Bible I read cover-to-cover demands it. God made an **everlasting covenant** with Abraham: "To your offspring I will give this land... forever." (Genesis 12:7, 13:15, 17:8) He didn't say "temporarily." He didn't say "until the Church shows up." He said **FOREVER**. Then He doubles down: "I will bless those who bless you, and whoever curses you I will curse." (Genesis 12:3) That's not optional. That's a divine command for how we treat the Jewish people today. Fast-forward: After 2,000 years of exile, persecution, and the Holocaust... the Jewish people returned home. Israel reborn in 1948. Coincidence? No. Prophecy fulfilled. "I will bring them back to this land... never again to be uprooted." (Amos 9:15) "The dry bones shall live!" (Ezekiel 37) We're watching the Bible come alive in real time. Paul warns us in Romans 11: Don't be arrogant toward the natural branches (the Jews). God hasn't rejected His people. He's grafting them back in—and we're called to stand with them. Supporting Israel isn't about blind loyalty to a government. It's about faithfulness to God's unbreakable promises. In a world quick to curse and boycott the only Jewish state... I choose to **bless**. Because my Bible says to. Because history proves it: Nations that bless Israel thrive. Those that curse? Not so much. Because one day, the King of the Jews will return to Jerusalem—and I want to be on the right side of that. Call me old-fashioned. Call me biblical. But yes—I am a Zionist. Proudly. Who's with me? Drop a 🇮🇱 if you stand with God's promises! #WhyIAmAZionist #ChristianZionism #BibleTruth #StandWithIsrael #GodsCovenant #EverlastingPromise

@sabresfan42069 @adampensel @Sabremetrix I would even settle for a blue and gold light sabre

@DayJobVu @adampensel @Sabremetrix Or just put one of those safety caps on it? If that was really the concern

It’s so funny that this was the end of the locker room Sabre 😂

@Blutman27 Prayers answered 🙌

Praying for Buffalo Sabres fans. Holy smokes. One of the all-time fleeces by the Utah Mammoth

@adampensel @sabresfan42069 @Sabremetrix They didn't think to just dull it?

@sabresfan42069 @Sabremetrix Jay McKee missed a game 7 for a staff infection from a cut on his leg. Belts are safer.

Here's the column that's giving a segment of Bills fans the vapors: nytimes.com/athletic/71149…

I didn't write Patriots were any different. I wrote Bills fans experienced FOMO as a bunch of Pats moves were announced last M-T while Bills mostly quiet. Also, previous poster based his whole Bills premise on "a safety." You guys need to get together and workshop your whines.

@ByTimGraham How much different would a chiefs column have looked for the past 4 years? Mahomes Mahomes Mahomes mahomes

I'll answer that question how the Bills answer their questions these days: Josh Allen. Ask me a question about a totally different topic: Josh Allen. Why? Josh Allen. (That's what the column was about.)

Laura loomers face is mind blowingly fucked up. It looks like a corpse that was floating in water for weeks. Literally. wtf is that

@timbutterly @kimberlycongdon @AspersionCaster should do a state wigger bracket

Ohio is my new #1 wiggers place.

@LegionOfSkanks @natebargatze @DanSoder @bigjayoakerson @luisjgomez @ComicDaveSmith @gasdigital

Luis Breaks Down saying goodbye to best friend Dave Smith😢 ALL NEW #LegionOfSkanks w/ @natebargatze & @DanSoder premieres NOW! Link in bio‼️

Right … I’m saying maybe we should stop being such a threat to everyone.

@SalSports @hsimon62

Dawson Knox’s cap hit went from $17M this season to $8.5M then $9.6M (2027) and $9.2M (2028).

@luisjgomez I'll do it.

*If* we were to replace Dave on LOS who would you want it to be?

@tkratzz Aww

@DayJobVu I'm sure miss Rachel and Zoran would be agreeing with me right now smooth brain

Connor Hellebuyck has a very young daughter. He should be fucking ashamed of himself. #NHLJets