Renee Lynn 🐳

Loan approved!!! I'll be closing on a tank of gas, next week!

@adamcarolla @jv22746 Clearly, that weirdo has never seen Dawson's Creek 😉

Untrue, I was at Home Depot last Friday and a guy thought I was Norm McDonald

@hardymaxxing @Variety Undateable did this. It was filmed live. They even had back to back shows sometimes (one for the West Coast and one for the East Coast). The storyline was the same, but the jokes/ interactions were not. We would watch both, and it was a different experience each time.

@Variety I’d like to see a sitcom where they just have a general plot idea and are then allowed to improvise. As long as everyone is on board and sticks to the main idea, the cast then experiments to see what happens. You’d have a script as backup or as a starting place.

"Friends" star Lisa Kudrow says new sitcoms are “too afraid” to make jokes that make audiences “uncomfortable”: "But I’m not drawn to new sitcoms that are multi-camera in front of an audience because I’m not buying it. I don’t know if that’s just because I’ve seen too many single-camera sitcoms—I think we need to get back to being able to tell jokes. I feel like we’ve been too afraid to make jokes that might make people uncomfortable.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/l…

@BumpstockBarbie My X notifications 🤦🏼‍♀️

@Deel_icious I don’t know, X is being wonky right now.

Her: that’s not what a 10 week old fetus looks like why are you lying?!!1!1!!? *photos of 10 week old fetuses are provided* Her: ……….yeah……well…… THEY CANT SURVIVE!!1!!!1!1 This is what it looks like when a leftist is presented with facts. Instead of saying “ok, my bad, I didn’t know this. I was wrong,” she tries to move the goalposts away from her embarrassing lack of knowledge on this topic.

@BumpstockBarbie Ugh. Figures.

@RubinReport THIS Sam Harris? x.com/Deel_icious/st…

Sam Harris tells Bill Maher he couldn’t be friends with me and Rogan because we supported Trump. Ironic that Sam’s mom created the “Thank You For Being a Friend” Golden Girls. Ironically, Bill, the true liberal here, notes he’s still my friend and drinking my tequila!

Sic semper tyrannis

@Chris_Meloni Oh? psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/unique…

Didn’t need a study for this

@2ndATexan @pnwguerrilla Exactly right!

The fallacy of your contention is, no one took anything from you. No one gave us shit. Your success or failure is not contingent upon anyone else. I dropped out of high school in the 1980s, left home and started my career as a construction laborer at 17, making $4.00 an hour. Soon I was a journeyman tradesman, then a foreman, superintendent, project manager, by the early 2000s I was running the estimating and design phase services department for a contractor with a revenue stream of 2 billion dollars a year. In 2016 I became Vice President of real estate development and construction with a global enterprise, with over 200,000 employees, developing real estate assets on every continent except Antarctica. You'll never hear a Gen Xer complaining about anyone haven taken anything FROM us. That's pussy talk.

Most Gen X probably don’t understand this, But we can’t tell you apart from the boomers the majority of the time.

@Deel_icious lol.. fair.

Just got notice the Sleep Socks and Casual Crews are on the way! Will be here Monday and ship out Tuesday! If you have been waiting, I put the sleeps in stock. thebuffalowoolco.com/products/sleep…

@DaleStarkA10 Missed opportunity. Totally should have said MOOrale 🤭

The CowPosting will continue until morale improves.

@CaryKelly11 It's soooo good with fruit. My fav is with crushed pineapple.

I’ve tried cottage cheese before and was not impressed. This Daisy brand is notably better. It’s like bits of mozzarella in a very light and wet sour cream. But what do you eat it with?

@BuffaloRon That looks soooooo good! I love a fried egg on my burger. Yum!

I feel attacked... Oh wait, it's true

@BuffaloRon That sounds awesome! My cousin (well, hubby's cousin) lives in Japan. He loves it there. Im gonna go read through your posts and catch up.

@Deel_icious It is weird sometimes... all you missed was me tweeting our little Japan vacation.

After spotting this odd, irregular mole, I made a dermatologist appt for this morning. —it was dark, asymmetrical, and had been growing subtly over the past few months. I figured better safe than sorry, right? Skin cancer runs in the family, and I'd been reading too many WebMD articles late at night. So, I head in, nervous but hopeful, and describe the issue to the doctor as he examines it under that bright light. He peers at it closely, pokes it a bit, and then leans back with a straight face. "Ah, yes," he says. "These moles can be tricky. But honestly, they all look suspicious like that. You should've just left him in the garden where he belongs

@againstgrmrs @bourne_beth2345 @UCSF @UofCalifornia Mad(eline) Man(n)

The "lady" threatening to "hunt down and k1ll" @bourne_beth2345 is reportedly Madeline Mann, the Administrative Director of Clinical and Translational Science Training @UCSF. Everyone should ask the @UofCalifornia what they think about their director threatening to murder someone who is daring to stand up for children's rights, health, and safety! SFPD already took a police statement. Now let's see if @BrookeJenkinsSF will actually uphold the law or not and jail this violent individual immediately. Thanks to @LeftismForU & @MarlaFights for finding this information so quickly. @CivilRights @DOJCrimDiv @HarmeetKDhillon

@KlRBYREED x.com/Deel_icious/st…

that disease is so crazy not even 2 years

@burritoprophet It's true. The mind works, but the body doesn't. Soon after, you can no longer speak - and then you slowly suffocate to death. It happens fast but death is slow (and painful). x.com/Deel_icious/st…

ALS is genuinely one of the worst ways to go. your mind is still working but you’re trapped in a body that progressively shuts down little by little each day. RIP :(

@_iamjamila For my mama, it was about 2 years, from diagnosis to death. x.com/Deel_icious/st…

I fr had no idea how fast ALS progressed tho this is crazy. What a terrible disease smh. I hope they can find a cure soon