DefenseAttorneyAnon

@adekunle_sp AHH I see what you did there

I bought a ticket for FIDE CANDIDATES in CYPRUS without realizing the dates collided with my wedding date. If anyone is interested in taking my place, it's at The Haven event centre off Oba Akinjobi G.R.A, Ikeja, Lagos. on April 16th Her name is Simisola.

@GabeHoff @shoe0nhead @PoweroftheTruth Her nudes were aight

@shoe0nhead You are a boring, ignorant antisemitic bitch. You can’t even think up your own signature line, so now you’re copying @PoweroftheTruth “WOAH Buddy”, ringing the same triangle.

“hypothetically, one country must no longer exist A. united states B. israel” YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHICH ONE THIS UNITED STATES POLITICIAN CHOSE full video here 👉 youtu.be/OBZ6-Uzlwt4?si…

@xxChessMaster Er

There is only one Brilliant move that wins the game for Black! Can you find it? 🤔🎯🧩

@xxChessMaster Sac the rook kxd1 cxb7 queen promotion imminent

@DietCoke_Esq yeah but that wasn't during his life

Remember when y’all put us in little camps?

@m_takewaka im hoping one day to take my family to Japan. They want to do Tokyo Disney to compare it to Disney World here in Florida. I want to take in a sumo tournament and play golf. The kids also want to do the bullet trains. I'd like to check out some cool Shinto shrines.

Dear American friends, Have you ever been to Japan? Or would you like to come to Japan? If you were able to come to Japan, where would you like to go and what would you like to do?

@LRinaldiArt I want your side to be childless and die alone. Id prefer if you just never got pregnant instead of murdering your offspring though. just get sterilized because blormf, the TV show with the red outfits and so on.

@DineshDSouza cool when will you interview Brandon joe Williams since you're not in with the sovereign citizen movement you might as well go all in with him

There is now talk of a ground invasion in Iran but I believe we should not do it. We have reached the juncture in this conflict where US and Israeli interests diverge. Watch my full show tonight at 7 PM Eastern!

@RealCandaceO I though the juice did it

These Freemasons run the French government and founded America. None of this is imagined. It goes back over a millennia. Relatedly, Charlie Kirk’s murder was a ritualistic killing and French foreign legion troops were on the ground. Happy Monday.

@kamikazecash @sentdefender I think people can spoof an Iranian govt email and make up a name and email blormf as a joke and he’ll respond

@sentdefender Trump is talking to some powerless scrub in the Iranian government, if he’s talking to anyone at all. And any deal this person arranges will not be honored by Iran.

Right before the market opens Monday, U.S. President Donald J. Trump makes a post on TruthSocial stating that the United States is in “serious discussions with A NEW, AND MORE REASONABLE, REGIME to end our Military Operations in Iran.” President Trump then adds, expanding on threats he has made before, if the Strait of Hormuz is not immediately opened, “we will conclude our lovely ‘stay’ in Iran by blowing up and completely obliterating all of their Electric Generating Plants, Oil Wells and Kharg Island (and possibly all desalinization plants!), which we have purposefully not yet touched.’ This will be in retribution for our many soldiers, and others, that Iran has butchered and killed over the old Regime's 47 year “Reign of Terror.”

@pika_nekopanda I spent the day catching up on work, cleaning, doing laundry with family. Time for bed I got a long day at office tomorrow

おはようアメリカの兄弟たち！ 日本は朝の7時になったよ☀️ みんな今から仕事の準備だ 兄弟たちはどんな1日だったかな？？

@RonDeSantis Hey guv can we get a bump in JAC rates? Especially since we’re deep sixing capsex defendants only for 4000

That bill is not tied to the November ballot; it’s the first I’ve heard of it but it seems to have died in committee and never even received a floor vote. There is no proposal for any new tax or any increase of an existing tax. The state has a full rainy day fund and a large amount of budget reserves.

@ChristianHeiens I love it I’d love a young right wing Japan USA alliance

Incredible things are happening in my feed right now.

@DagoSupremacy Oh man breakfast lunch and dinner

You can’t stop me you can only hope to contain me.

@_jesse_andrews_ @threebarebears @Pixar I grew up on old school Simpsons the movie had great gags that felt like it this being an example

here is the story behind “it’s an arrow, ted,” a “joke” i wrote for #Hoppers, in theaters now. this is part 1 of 2

@CRELeasingLawTX ChatGPT are the new lawyers for pro se huh lets see how well that goes

I mean this sincerely - if you believe this about lawyers, don’t hire us. Please never call me! But if you devalue the work of transactional lawyers to this level, you’ll eventually have to pay for the work of litigators whether you value it or not

@CDoombeard I think it’s pretty damn cool myself

One of the coolest things I've seen lately is the sudden surge of friendly communications between Japanese🇯🇵 Twitter and American🇺🇸 Twitter. Here's something nobody is openly talking about: we're talking to each other through a translation filter, and we're all aware of that fact. I see friendly Americans replying to Japanese posts, and they're carefully writing their posts to avoid ambiguity that would mess up the automatic translation. Americans are actually taking care to make themselves understood, consciously or unconsciously, by simplifying their language and avoiding words with double meanings. Because they know that translation software can trip up on those things. Because the Americans know that the Japanese value politeness, and they want to meet the Japanese halfway at least. Who ever said Americans were rude brutes? I'm seeing impeccable manners out there! I am very proud to be an American right now.

@AutismCapital wasnt he also a pro wrestler in japan

Hard Gay is Japan's best cultural export. 10/10. No notes.

@kuma_neko_ man I would be grateful if you brought something to cook to my party. I'd just ask you for tips on how to cook it

昔、アメリカ人にBBQに誘われて手ブラもなんだからとビール1ケースとさつま揚げ（葱タコ、生姜、にんにくの3種詰め合わせ）を持っていったら「BBQで肉以外のものを焼く……？！」とカルチャーショック受けてるヤツがいて、ああ彼らのBBQて"肉を焼く儀式"なんだ、と己の不明を恥じた。

@QondiNtini Congress has been dysfunctional way before 2024. Its just become so very obvious in the past decade

We need to run this back so bad because the way some people voted in 2024…