RIP Roughnecks

@cteag1985 @Chandler_Rome Thats not how this works. The GM is responsible for roster management. Espada can make suggestions, but Dana has the final call.

@DepressedDynamo @Chandler_Rome Nice try. Any manager worth their salt would have a 26 man roster they want

Spencer Arrighetti, unprompted, after his near no-hitter

@cteag1985 @Chandler_Rome Uh oh. Looks like AI is smarter than you

@DepressedDynamo @Chandler_Rome AI is smarter than you

Lights out. #ChaseTheFight

Choosin' Houston #ChaseTheFight x @MethodistHosp

@larryhouse @rationalyankee They did get caught, people just dont care.

@rationalyankee Yankees and Dodgers were doing the same thing, they just did not get caught.

Altuve was the face of the 2017 Astros. He sat in that clubhouse every night, watched teammates bang trash cans, won an MVP and a ring off the back of it and said nothing. For years. Not until reporters dragged it into the light. “Innocent” is a word you use for a kid who didn’t know what was happening. Altuve knew. He profited. He stayed quiet. Altuve let the entire sport eat the consequences while he kept the trophies. I don’t think he gets enough criticism for it. He’s still likely to get into the HOF. I don’t think any player, manager or coach from the 2017 Astros should be allowed to even buy a ticket to the HOF, let alone get inducted into it.

ZACH COLE CALLS GAME!!! #ChaseTheFight

@Mgtman228 @HoustonDynamo @MLS More likes than total votes in the poll right now

@HoustonDynamo @MLS If this gets more likes than the poll gets votes, that means this one wins.

Some stunning goals 💥 Vote now for the @ATT Goal of the Matchday. 🗳️

Jack McGlynn makes it FOUR for @HoustonDynamo!

Bogusz scores against his former club. 👀 @HoustonDynamo extend their lead!

Guilherme doubles the @HoustonDynamo lead off the deflection!

Take a bow, Jack McGlynn! 🤯 📺 Apple TV: soc.cr/4tsddCy

¡REMONTADA DEL REAL CARTAGENA! Mauro Manotas anota el 2-1 y el 'Heroico' se hace fuerte ante Unión Magdalena. 🔰⚽ 📺Vive con todo #ELTORNEOxWIN en nuestra señal de Win, Win+Fútbol y winplay.co.

Charles Barkley in his four seasons as a Houston Rocket: 16.5 points, 12.2 rebounds, 3.9 assists, 4.0 box plus/minus Draymond Green’s last four seasons: 8.6 points, 6.5 rebounds, 6.0 assists, 0.5 box plus/minus

The Astros Golden Era may have inevitably came tumbling down, but the clear beginning of the end was when Jim Crane undermined the GM job and let Jeff Bagwell start calling shots. That was as bad of a display as you’ll see from an owner during a run like that. Jerry Jones-like.

What’s the obsession with Mauricio Dubon right now across Astros Twitter? The Astros have a top 5 offense in the sport. Adding a utility guy to a team with the worst pitching staff in MLB isn’t moving the needle.

Happy birthday, Tuve! 🥳

The line to apologize to Christian Walker for comparing him to José Abreu.

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINALISTS ❤️

@DGAFnu @TEXANJASON @Brednwater Caratini was a great signing too.

@TEXANJASON @Brednwater Didn’t he sign Walker, he signed Vazquez to a vet min, he brought in Sousa, king and okert. He nailed the kikuchi trade. He’s done pretty well for the budget he’s been given by crane. Didn’t really have a chance to resign Tucker or Valdez for they got more than 38 million each

Dana Brown really shipped Dubon out for Nick Allen. Mutha fucker!