Fan of the Ben Out Dynamo

@DepressedDynamo @HoustonDynamo @MLS Exactly

@Mgtman228 @HoustonDynamo @MLS More likes than total votes in the poll right now

Some stunning goals 💥 Vote now for the @ATT Goal of the Matchday. 🗳️

@HoustonDynamo @MLS If this gets more likes than the poll gets votes, that means this one wins.

@MLS Or a secret fifth option Jack McGlynn (HOU) 100% 2.4M votes

@Mgtman228 PPG is the most important statistic here to show if it’s good 2.89 in 9 games only missing 1 point from being 3.00 so yea it’s amazing

DYNAMO 2 UNDEFEATED IN NINE AND TOP OF THE WEST

Is that good? That feels good

With today's 4-1 victory, @houstondynamo2 now lead @MLSNEXTPRO's Western Conference in: Points (26) PPG (2.89) Wins (8) Home Wins (4) Road Wins (4) Goals For (24) Goals Against (4) Goal Diff (+20) Assists (18) Key Passes (11) Clean Sheets (5)

Well at least DynaDos is really stinkin good

People think I play defense because I have no offensive skills… truth is I enjoy defending - and I have no offense skills ⚽️

@KeepingTabsPod I'd take Derrick Jones betting against us over Ponce

I would legitimately and unironically take prime Urutti over “prime” ponce

Could Altuve have hit Ohtani's sweeper, if he used himself as a bat?

Lance. My dude. I will always appreciate what you have done in the past for this team, but it's time to retire.

@PNav57 Pitch clock and no league wide available sticky. This will be the norm until the players do something about it

@Sammbonu Chapman must have had a brain swap because he was one of the least consistent refs from half to half over the past decade

Referee, Allen Chapman. No theatrics. No tolerance for time-wasting or reckless challenges. Just firm, consistent decisions that kept the game flowing and the players in check. #HoustonDynamo #MLS #Rapids #GameControl #RespectTheRef #Soccer

@TheRSLBros @FOXSoccer I want to have that conversation. Prorefs need to quit holding this league back

@FOXSoccer If that was a PK, then Falcon should've gotten a red card vs RSL but no one wants to have that conversation.

Was this a penalty for Orlando City ⁉️

Hopefully that teaches Ennali a very valuable lesson to never pass to Ponce and take the shot himself instead

You want Four Loko Friday? WE GOT FOUR LOKO FRIDAY RT for a chance to win $20 for some cans of Loko

@VeryBrexitProbs @MattBrookes3 Y'all took over pretty much the whole world. Do you still have that?

@MattBrookes3 lol! That’s class 😂👌 Do they still have it?

Americans love banging on about the War of Independence. They’re quieter on the War of 1812. Here’s why. In 1812, America declared war on Britain. The plan was to march into Canada and annex it. Thomas Jefferson said it would be “a mere matter of marching.” It wasn’t. The Canadians sent them packing. Two years later, the British sailed up the Potomac. American forces collapsed at Bladensburg in what’s still called “the Bladensburg Races” because of how fast they ran. President Madison had already fled to Maryland. The British walked into Washington unopposed. They sat down in the White House, ate the dinner Dolley Madison had laid out for forty guests, used the President’s silver, then set fire to the building. Then they burned the Capitol, the Treasury and the Navy Yard. A freak thunderstorm put the fires out the next day. The British left when they were ready. It’s still the only time a foreign army has captured the US capital. You can see why it doesn’t come up much.

@TheJoeySwoll It's $103 for me...

Well played sir, well played. 😂😂😂

If this tweet gets 1K likes, I’ll buy front row tickets to the Mets game tomorrow just to scream at this awful team in person.

@SleeperAstros I'd take the first option if it was $10 if he was trying. But hes a bro and I bet he'd swing at the first one I put in the dirt. So I'd go 2nd

Would you rather… 🤔 A) Be given $100,000 right now B) Get 15 pitches to try to make Yordan Alvarez swing and miss just ONCE for $50 million