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@DrewVento Lowkey traumatizing

Every man remembers their first time feeling an IUD.

@eric_hz143 Just upgraded herself to a felony

I hate adult flyers like this because all it does is irritate and make everyone including the flight crew waste their time, and possibly make them miss their next flight

Lebanon | An Israeli soldier smashing the head of a Jesus Christ statue during operations in southern Lebanon.

@OnurOnur514661 @elitmedyaa She’s still a 3 but a lot more fuckable with 10/10 feet

@elitmedyaa bu ayak fantezisi nasıl bir şey mesela kadının yüzü tipi falan 3/10 ama ayakları 10/10 çekici geliyor mu yoksa kadın güzelse fark etmez mi

İtalya’da bir sabah programında, erkek sunucunun meslektaşı olan kadının ayağını ağzına aldığı o anlar kameralara böyle yansıdı.

@theojframe I was around the same age when I realized the same thing lol

My first lesson on women being like cats was at 13. A girl chased me constantly. She was playful and obsessed. One day I hid when I saw her. She caught me and the disappointment on her face said it all. The moment you retreat, attraction dies.

@osimh4n @anindanet Brother those are street animals. They eat a lot worse than this. For them, this is a Michelin star food

@anindanet Verdiğin o yağlı şeyin hayvanlara ne kadar zarar verdiğinin farkındamısın diyecemde değilsindir amk bide marifet gibi paylaşmış şov yapacaksan al 2 paket mama koy bir kaba ver hayvanlara şovmen seni

Bir döner ustası, dönerin sonunu satmayıp ağacın dibine döktü: “Dönerin sonunu asla vermiyorum dükkan açıldığından belli.”

@eval_hub Worth the watch 10/10

He took a caregiving job… but ended up changing a man’s life and finding one of his own. 🖤 🎬 The Intouchables

@bedroomking2 Bro has never fucked a milf before and it shows

Holy shit they don’t have ANY sights on their carbines. It’s NOT JUST the African-Americans. This phenomenon MUST be studied

@ZezimasAlt @Bigdaddyvinz_ It happens in the book too. It is a good plot line I just think the show didn’t really do anything interesting with it

@Bigdaddyvinz_ Man the show turning Arya into this absurd super ninja ruined the perception of the faceless men. People are assuming they’re literal superheroes who can kill anyone, anywhere, anytime. Jaqen was literally in chains and a cage when he met Arya. They’re not all-powerful.

Still wondering why he rejected Tywin Lannister’s name when Arya gave it

@JeffMG68 @ManMilk2 I hear the @HarborFreight threadlock is better than the @Loctite_NA stuff 😏

@ManMilk2 The wife and I switched to a steel frame, also made sure you use Red Threadlocker on all bolts -trust me on this

@Mistrbrojangles @spikesguides Could’ve made a ton of money off those alpacas as well

@spikesguides >environment not conducive to alpacas Just read they were in CO, which is an excellent place to raise alpacas. They literally just neglected them until they died.

Reminder that they failed horrifically at raising alpacas in an environment not conducive to raising alpacas and pissed all the money away while the alpacas starved and died. Despite what Wikipedia and the MSM said, the ranch was a horrific failure and former members spoke out against it.

@5150Inprogress @HappyMotorhead Long tube headers FBO best sounding vette out there

@HappyMotorhead For me, 2019 was the last year of the Corvette as it was intended to be. Front engine, rear wheel drive sports car. Attainable to most and with classic American looks.

GO or NO GO? NEW Chevrolet Corvette CX.R

told her i was stressed so she put her feet on my face she lowering my cortisole

They are traitors to the people

@prime14073 @grimboldee @__codyjames @ManMilk2 He is actually dead bro

@grimboldee @__codyjames @ManMilk2 I can’t believe I fell for it 💀

@ssgtwrightusmc @OmalleyRd @FOXNashville Yes it does bro 😂

@OmalleyRd @FOXNashville LOL. The Army doesn't lock down the bases for a missing weapon like how the Marine Corps does.

🚨 The Army is offering up to $5,000 for information after four drones were stolen from Fort Campbell. bit.ly/4umGWOW

@missingbonbon I have one of those goofy boys too

i wanted a dog my entire life. like ENTIRE life. i used to draw dogs in my notebooks at school and name them and write little stories about what we'd do together my parents never let me have one. "too much responsibility" "who's going to walk it" "you can barely take care of yourself" ...okay fair but i never stopped wanting one and when i finally moved out and had my own place i spent like 3 months just looking at adoption pages every night before bed. almost applied a hundred times but kept closing the tab because i thought... what if they're right? what if i can't do this? and then i saw thor and something just clicked. like okay, this is mine he's been with me for a while now and honestly? some days i feel like the worst dog mom in the world. like i didn't walk him enough or i forgot to buy his treats or i got too caught up in a game and realized he's been staring at me for an hour waiting to go outside 😭 but then he climbs into bed and puts his head on my lap and falls asleep like i'm the safest person in his world and i think... maybe i'm not so bad at this after all 🥺