Alonzo Evening

lebron will retire at 65 like everybody else

@_wej01 This is customer conditioning. It’s intentional

This lady said... I went to Wal-Mart to buy some AirPods listed at $149 on their app. The sales associate told me I could buy them in the store for $179 or I could order it on the app for the $149 price and then a picker would come “pick” it for me so that I could pick it up 3 hours later, but I couldn’t just buy it at the discounted price. We live in the stupidest timeline.

@TazxTaz_ The app says credit card purchases will be refunded

I booked my flight to Chicago for my graduation in June through Spirit….i paid for myself, my mother, my aunt, and my sister…hotel bundled in like I usually do….these people are offering me a 190.00 credit and I spent over 1k on this shit. Mind you, I protected the trip….i-

My name is Jasmine Clark. I’m a lifelong Georgian, mom, PhD microbiologist, college professor, and state representative who flipped a Republican seat. I’ve been a voice of accountability in Georgia, and now I’m running to bring a science voice to Congress.

@newstart_2024 This is the price of not having to carry a child in our bodies to term

Divorce lawyer James Sexton made a brutal point about modern marriage that still hits a year later. On Flagrant he said: the state will enforce everything a man is expected to bring — money, child support, protection — with court orders and jail if needed. But affection, intimacy, emotional warmth, and consistent co-parenting? Completely unenforceable. No judge can order it. One side of the marriage contract has the full power of the state behind it. The other side doesn’t. He argues we should be more honest about that imbalance instead of pretending it’s equal. Courts can even impute income based on what you used to earn, but they can’t force the human parts that actually make a relationship work. This matters because pretending the deal is symmetric creates unnecessary pain for everyone involved. Personally, I think facing these realities head-on is healthier than romanticizing the system. Clarity beats quiet resentment. What surprised you most about how marriage actually works under the law once kids and divorce enter the picture?

@nikki_drake @ajrbcg_ It was diddy crib not mase

@ajrbcg_ Cam'ron once told a story about visiting Mase'd crib, he went into the bathroom it was sex toys and dildos in there. He said he asked Mase who's it was and Mase said that's Diddys stuff lol

Mass is a weirdo who hates himself. WTF does Klay looks gotta do with him cheating? I need to know. Also, he sounds like a DL man talking about another man’s looks like that. Yuck

New research from North Carolina finds body-worn cameras reduced black incarceration rates by 10.5%. When prosecutors see what actually happened instead of relying solely on police reports, racial disparities in convictions and sentencing shrink, explains Cato’s @jeffreyamiron. ow.ly/GO3y50YR4Z1

@MrBrownxD @KillaKreww 😂😂😂

@KillaKreww "You funny Marcus Garvey right?"

Funny Marco brought Jordan from The Bernie Mac Show on his podcast and they INSTANTLY matched each other’s energy and started trolling 😭💀👀

@boomhyung HE hitting his hand from da byck

In a non sexual way I need someone to demonstrate what that fuck you mean because what the fuck is jerking off with the thumb pointing down

@BryanIsTheKing Spo can be UDs assistant coach

This might be one of the worst things that could happen to the Heat

@BryanIsTheKing Needs to be D Wade

@dieujuu Gasms>>>>>>

When the trailer opens up with Gangbangin’>>>

@Moonlight_myths @jennyGold0 After 5-10 years of dealing with her he would not be so calm

@jennyGold0 The way he calm down and kept talking says everything

The truth exposed her

@NYCMayor Give victims their homes back first and foremost

Scammers are stealing homes from New Yorkers — and Black and Brown homeowners are being targeted the most. We're launching the Mayor's Office of Deed Theft Prevention, led by Director Peter White, to defend vulnerable homeowners. And we are pausing the tax lien sale for the next six months as we review and fix a broken system. We are using every tool at our disposal to help New Yorkers stay in their homes in the city we love.

@NYCMayor EXCELLENT now develop a Deed Theft RETENTION program and review prior deed cases to give those families there homes back and imprison those responsible!!

I recently tried out this new aluminum free deodorant. It was smelling so good, I wanted to try it out … I’m standing in line yesterday like somebody smell like a sub🙁.. whole time I’m somebody….. Never again 😭

@dhe3g Robotics will dominate surgery by the time this kid is old enough to practice

In the U.S, they won’t give your kids food for lunch if you haven’t paid your bill 🙃

@HeatCulture13 @MajinApe UD 😂😂😂

Dwyane Wade x Anthony Edwards 🔥

Tennessee State and Meharry have an accelerated program for students to become doctors and dentist in 7 years. Currently this program has no Black Men applying. Applicants can email Gussie.Fuller@gmail.com and also have them follow @theblackdoctor on IG! Please like and share!

@RoyalAShepherd “Birds fly, fish swim” #bars

If everything Beasley said made sense and moved me, does that mean I’m a drug addict now?