In the Captcha asking to select every part of the bike, have it look like one square has a tiny fragment of the bike in it so he has to guess. Now make his guess wrong and lock him out
"He has something important to tell you. Start talking about Janice at work, keep talking. Now pause for 4 seconds, when he starts to talk tell him you're not done"
He's finally rebuilt his dynasty team into a legit title contender. Have the commissioner fold the league because they're in too many and are trying to spend more time with their family