The Director

This scene is playing out perfectly.

Incredible

Tell the public that he removed one of his ribs to suck his own dick

He thought two of them were funny. Now make this meme format appear constantly on his feed for the next twenty four hours.

Okay, now make it flip copper.

“He turned forty. Make everything on his body hurt all the time.”

"He just turned 18. Give him a wife. Now send him to war. Kill him. Now bring him back. Have everyone accuse him of witchcraft. Banish him. Give him a new wife. Make it so he can't have kids. Fast forward 450 years. Play Queen here, here and here."

“Tell everyone it was 6 million. Increase the number whenever you feel like it.”

“ok now pump the coins”

“Crypto is dumping, go and ask him if you can renovate the kitchen”

Ok now reject his Vienna art school application

It's the middle of the afternoon. Show him nothing but good night posts from 18 hours ago.

He’s thinking about killing himself Give him a 1000x runner

Okay, he’s now 5 foot 11 and 3/4, stop there.

He’s ten years old at a restaurant with his parents. Have his dad make enough comments about the waitress so that theyre fighting the entire way home.

He’s just given up alcohol. Make sure his favorite sports teams win The World Series, The Super Bowl and the NBA Finals all in the same year.

He just started the dishwasher. Put a couple more forks in the sink.

As soon as they’re shaking hands and exchanging names, immediately wipe his memory clean.

He’s feeling under the weather and checking his symptoms online, make every symptom correlate with every fatal disease

“Make him wake up at 2:47 am for no reason and be unable to fall back asleep”

“He’s about to have a mental breakdown about finances. Have his wife send him a Zillow listing.”