Mary Margaret Cooke

@DellWhite133669 @FOX26Houston When we went to get the POA notarized for my Mom the notary asked if she knew what she was signing. She said yes, it was so I could put her in a Home if needed. We all laughed. She did finally end up in a Home but it was the Taj Mahal of Homes and she picked it out.

@FOX26Houston Nobody wants to go to a nursing home & she was right where she belongs( at her home)! You wouldn’t want your kids to put you in no nursing home! Doesn’t matter how old you are! My kids would never put me in a nursing home to be abused & i know this!

Nancy Guthrie, the 84-year-old mother of NBC "Today" show host Savannah Guthrie, has been missing for over two months after she vanished from her southern Arizona home. fox26houston.com/news/nancy-gut…

She was perfectly fine where she was. Until you have had to put a parent in assisted living, shut up. I sold my mother’s house in El Cajon in a gated community. She was perfectly fine until she had a stroke. She could have stayed there forever. We could have afforded live in care as she got older. There is no reason to move someone until they can’t take care of themselves.

@FOX26Houston The family offered millions in rewards but couldn’t afford to put their Mom in an assisted living home? The other way would have been to have someone living with her to help her with daily chores needed for a home that big. This seems a strange situation.

@DerrickEvans4WV At least Carnival won’t have to deal with throwing them off the ship for the same behavior.

Of course this is at the gate for Spirit Airlines. Probably headed to a carnival cruise….

@GovMikeHuckabee @marklevinshow @realDonaldTrump April Fools!

Wow. Tucker Carlson just called-wants to come to Jerusalem to share Easter Sunday with me. Said he's been wrong about Israel, Jews, Iran, criticizing @realDonaldTrump & wants to publicly renounce stuff he's been saying and do it right in heart of Israel!

@HustleBitch_ This great! How to get passengers to loosen us and get over the stress of the day.

🚨 DELTA GATE AGENT MAKES PASSENGERS BREAKDANCE FOR FIRST CLASS UPGRADES — AND IT’S ALL CAUGHT ON CAMERA At a packed gate in Salt Lake City… a Delta agent grabs the mic and turns boarding into a literal performance. • “Anyone willing to break it down… gets a free upgrade” • Passengers start dancing in front of the entire gate • Strangers watching… filming… judging • First class seats handed out like it’s a talent show This isn’t a joke. This is a live boarding process at a major U.S. airport. Dancing for a seat. So what is this now… airline entertainment… or are upgrades turning into public humiliation rituals?

@EricLDaugh It’s extra funny that they are all black. Moron leftist.

🚨 JUST IN: ICE agents are now laughing IN THE FACE of leftists harassing them in airports "You guys are the foot soldiers of a fascist regime!" *The whole group cracks up* Liberal: 😡😡 Freaking hilarious! These men are patriots 🇺🇸

@Real_Ames @AmericanBear76 Where’s my LOL button?

🚨 Airport Meltdown Goes Viral — Man Smashes His Own Stuff While Screaming “Fascism” at ICE A chaotic scene unfolded at Newark Airport when a man completely lost it in the security line—screaming “fascists” at ICE agents, pacing, and causing a scene while travelers just tried to get through security. Then it escalated… He ripped off his sunglasses and stomped them into the ground. Pulled out his phone… smashed it… and kept yelling. All while agents stood calm, doing their jobs and keeping the line moving. Other passengers? Just watching in disbelief. At a time when airports are already dealing with delays and staffing issues, this guy turns the terminal into a one-man meltdown—destroying his own stuff and screaming at the top of his lungs. Meanwhile, most people just want to catch their flight without the chaos. At what point does behavior like this cross the line—should someone acting like this even be allowed to board a plane?

@CollinRugg Flight attendant was ejected out the front while still in her seat. 💺

NEW: New video footage captures the moment an Air Canada jet and a fire truck collided at New York’s LaGuardia Airport. Here is what we know: - The plane’s two pilots sadly died. - 41 passengers and crew members were taken to the hospital. - Audio from the air traffic tower suggests the controllers may have been distracted by an earlier incident at the airport, according to the New York Times. - Two officers in the fire truck were injured. - This is the first fatal accident at LaGuardia Airport since 1992. - Passenger Jack Cabot says: “The plane landed pretty hard, you heard a loud bang and suddenly everything was out of control. The plane was veering back and forth. No one was driving at that point.”

@MichaelARothman You missed one of the best parts. It’s the Green Party gay boy toy. You know Starmer likes the boys and they stuck that in there.

𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗠𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗗 𝗞𝗘𝗜𝗥 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗠𝗘𝗥. 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗣 𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗜𝗧. Saturday Night Live has launched a UK version. Its very first cold open was a parody of Keir Starmer desperately trying to manage his relationship with Donald Trump while refusing to join the Iran war effort. Trump watched it. Then he reposted it to Truth Social. The sketch is brutal in the way only comedy can be — because it is rooted entirely in reality. George Fouracres played a visibly anxious Starmer seated at his desk, a framed photograph of Trump behind him, nervously asking his adviser: "Oh, golly! What if Donald shouts at me? What do I say?" When Trump answered the phone with a simple "hello," Starmer immediately hung up in terror and buried his face in his hands. The message Starmer ultimately leaves Trump via voice note is the line of the night: "Hi, Donald. I'm afraid I can't go to war with you, but that doesn't mean we can't be chums. Remember the good times. Remember D-Day? Remember Live Aid? Remember Iraq? The first week and none of the rest." He then invokes Friends. He compares their relationship to Ross and Rachel being on a break. He offers consolation: "You can, however, use the naval bases whenever you want." The sketch closes with Lammy congratulating the Prime Minister: "Good work, sir. You did the bare minimum, and that's all people expect from you." Comedy works when it captures something true. This sketch captures exactly how Britain's allies — and apparently Britain's own satirists — see Starmer's performance during the Iran crisis. Caught between wanting American goodwill and refusing American requests. Offering the bases but not the ships. Sending voice notes instead of warships. Trump didn't need to say a word. He just hit repost. Trump had already told reporters he was "a little surprised at the UK — they should have acted a lot faster." Amplifying the sketch that made the same point — in front of a global audience — was considerably more effective than any press statement. 𝗞𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗼 𝗖𝗵𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗹. 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗱𝘆 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹. gbnews.com/celebrity/dona…

@bluestein @FosterT43453343 Thank a Democrat.

Welcome to Atlanta, where you need to arrive three+ hours early for a two hour flight.

@EYakoby This was British SNL and Americans aren’t going to get half the jokes but it’s bloody brilliant. Wonder if anyone gets arrested? LOL

BREAKING: Trump posts the clip making fun of Keir Starmer on Saturday Night Live. The skit was about how a phone call between the two would go.

@BGatesIsaPyscho Americans aren’t going to get half of these jokes. Wonder if anyone will get arrested?

🚨🇬🇧🇺🇸 Donald Trump continues to troll UK PM Keir Starmer by reposting a new UK Version of SNL which mocks him ‼️

@BuzzPatterson @InsanityCrushr1 The only thing close was the re-ticketing line during Crowdstrike because the line didn’t move at all. I spent 3 hours in line and I was in the Sky Club with drinks. I spent 13 hours in the airport before cancelling my flight. Reticketed twice.

I’ve flown out of ATL a million times over the last 25 years, as a Delta pilot and a passenger. I’ve NEVER seen this! Ever.

@EWErickson Oh come on… The peach and ricotta flatbread would make a great 4th of July appetizer

I'd just like to say nothing on the menu appeals to me except the steak and onion rings.

@BuzzPatterson I lived in Macon, GA. I right under the flight path to Robins. Always fun to sit on the deck and watch them lumber across the sky.

The C-17 landing at LAX. As seen from the In N Out off of 24R.

@EWErickson @SavvyTamz_57 @marcorubio Those pictures are the best!

At this point, my family group chat just consists of trading the AI pictures of @marcorubio to each other. My father loves Marco and his wife.

Now this is funny

@marcthiessen They think that the American Public are stupid. Everyone knows it the Dems that are ruining lives across the country by holding the Budget Bill hostage.

What about the Coast Guard? What about FEMA? You are just panicking because Americans are pissed about the long TSA lines you created. Stop holding ANY federal salaries hostage

@PatriotInSF @gusrock @MichaelARothman He missed the part that it was Iranian militias infiltrating Iraq. The Apaches are also gunning along the coast of Iran.

@gusrock @DixieDownLow @MichaelARothman Nope… she meant Iran! And that’s they az!

𝗩𝗗𝗛: 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗜𝗚𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗦 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗣𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗗𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡. Victor Davis Hanson has spent fifty years studying how wars end. When he says the tide is turning, it's worth listening to why. His argument isn't based on what the Pentagon is saying. It's based on how everyone else is behaving. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗘𝘂𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘀. VDH's rule: Europeans never agree to go anywhere near a conflict unless they think the winning side has already been determined. They didn't help in the early days. Now they're starting to move. That movement is not idealism. It's a calculation. They've looked at the battlefield and decided which way this ends. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝘂𝗹𝗳 𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗿𝗼-𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀. The Saudis, the Emiratis, the Qataris — these governments have survived for generations by reading the regional climate with precision. When they expel Iranian military attachés, when they intercept Iranian missiles over their own capitals and say nothing about American strikes, when the UAE reaffirms its $1.4 trillion investment commitment to the United States mid-war — they are not making ideological statements. They are placing bets. And they are betting on the United States. 𝗔𝗹 𝗝𝗮𝘇𝗲𝗲𝗿𝗮. This is the one that should stop you cold. Al Jazeera — the Qatari state media network, historically critical of American military action, the network Tucker Carlson and the anti-war right love to cite against Israel — is now calling the U.S. bombing campaign brilliant and effective, and saying it has been underestimated. When the media outlet of a nation that hosts both the largest American air base in the Middle East and a Hamas political office starts praising American military effectiveness, the message is unmistakable: 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘯. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗮𝗹. A-10 Warthogs and Apache helicopter gunships are now flying strike missions in Iranian airspace at will. VDH's point: you only deploy those aircraft when there is effectively no air defense left to threaten them. They are slow, low-flying, close-support platforms. Their presence confirms what the Pentagon has been claiming — Iran has no meaningful air defense remaining. Iran's strategy now is rope-a-dope. Run out the clock. Wait for American public opinion to shift. Hope the midterms create political pressure on Trump to stop. It is the only play they have left. VDH's conclusion: if Trump sees it through — and he believes he will — the regime falls. Not in years. 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝘀𝗼𝗼𝗻. 𝗪𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗱𝗼, 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝘀𝗮𝘆. 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘀𝗸𝗶𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮.

@EWErickson He can pull a funny on occasion.

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