Daniel Mark Forster

@SnoogThe Twice the player Dylan is

Imagine having a fullback that only has to play against 12 for a quarter of the game and he drops balls and also kicks them dead Tedward’s star has fallen dramatically Can’t play the Dragon and Titan every week 🤷‍♂️

@fainty6 Has never been a good player

Luai may be a leader off the field but in the field this is terrible

@CollingwoodFC Yeah great throw

Have you seen a more nonchalant goal than this? 😅

@haammiiid He is shit. No pass, no creativity. All hype. Shit team too.

I still don’t understand why most people think Galvin is the main issue at the bulldogs ? we don’t exactly have a good 1/2/5/9/13 who are amongst the worst in the comp and would not make it in any other squad and he’s playing a lot better then Burton most games. #nrl

@Metal137 @_684148249_ Great tweet.

@_684148249_ Going to be some complaints that SP10 isn’t here if the pies can’t get it done by another small margin.

Chad Warner is shit. Change my mind.

@MickCockering Suns.

Hearing about a failed pre game drug test for the Gold Coast Sun Cheers, Mick.

@TheGriftReport Did the pool come with the bankruptcy

Martine McCutcheon, 50, reveals her no-nonsense diet and fitness secrets after losing five stone and three dress sizes The Love Actually star has dropped a dramatic five stone and three dress sizes as she turns 50 following a tough year that included her marriage split and bankruptcy. She sticks to the simple 80/20 rule: 80% of the week is healthy proteins, vegetables, fruit, organic and veggie juices plus Flora ProActiv spread, while the other 20% is guilt-free treats like pizza, chocolate or a G&T on special occasions. Martine stays active with daily dog walks after the school run and regular Pilates sessions, saying it’s good for both her head and her health. She told fans it took her years to ditch “crazy diets” and find what actually works for her body: “I just feel it’s really important to encourage women to just be the best version of themselves.” …and it definitely wasn’t the jab wink wink

@PatrickMcM57 Twitters a good place to start.

Today I turn 57. I laid in bed on my one day off this week, thinking: this has to stop. Living life like I have all the time in the world. But I don’t. In fact, living an unhealthy life, carrying an extra 100 pounds, eating the most unhealthy things, and telling myself I’ll change everything tomorrow… That is only lying to myself. A lie I have told for decades. And where has it gotten me? Broke. Unhealthy. Unhappy. And with no real direction in life. So today, that changes. It changes with a decision. A decision to not be perfect. To allow myself grace. To make mistakes. To put myself out into the world and be judged. But that’s okay, because it really doesn’t matter what others think or say. It only matters that we finally become true to ourselves. So here I am, on my birthday. Starting anew. Let’s see where this goes.

@PatrickMcM57 Sure fatty. You will fail 🤭

@sandylanceley Charming

Just had a guy threaten to kill me and my dog in Leichhardt - he thought an off leash area was on leash and decided to make threats because I had my dog off leash. Luckily I’m a big guy and wasn’t personally concerned, but his dog was absolutely ready to kill my dog

@chadtownsend10 Shit club.

I’m in no way a Dragons fan but I am buying stock in the Dragons right now. Can’t get much lower, 3 x big signings for next year and a young forward pack that is only going to improve. Buy low, sell high. Thoughts? #NRL

@Real1_balogun So just another English knob who ruined majority of his career drinking beer. God how fucking boring

This Jamie Vardy documentary. It’s so beautiful. Such a warm guy living a gloriously simple life. At the beginning of the documentary, he asked for a beer, then asks one of the support staff to get him a ‘cock’ to open the beer. It was a penis-shaped bottle opener. He delved into his story. He grew up in Sheffield and loves Sheffield Wednesday. He played in their academy, but was released for being too small. At 20, he was working in a factory where walking aids were made. It killed his back but he loved it. He said he wasn’t thinking of playing professionally. He loved the booze and ball. He played non-league and was doing well there. His life outside the pitch was chaotic. He got into trouble and was charged with assault. He wore an ankle tag for 6 months, and had a 6p.m curfew which meant that he couldn’t finish games. His mates thought he could go higher but he didn’t back himself at first. He’d go work 8-5 shifts, then train on some days and score goals by the weekend. He left Stocksbridge Park Steels for Halifax. At Halifax, a bigger club with a proper stadium, he got better. The idea that it could be a professional career was beginning to settle but he still cared less. He drank with his friends. They are called the ‘Inbetweeners’. It was at Halifax he met John Morris, now his agent. Morris was a young agent who was finding clients. He said he’d spend long periods going through players data and watching them but nothing was happening. But someone told him about Vardy and he went to see him. He thought he should be playing on a higher level. He said he called Vardy time and again but he never responded. He was drinking. After many failed attempts to reach him, he went to his house. He knocked on his door early in the morning, introduced himself and that was the beginning of their relationship. Morris sent Vardy’s name and clips everywhere seeking a club in league football. He’d agreed now to play professionally — just for one year — to see how it goes. Fleetwood Town was a success. He joined Leicester for £1m. It was a record for a Conference League player. His earliest days at Leicester weren’t great. He still drank and sometimes got to training late. His wife told him he’d be wasting what could be a fantastic career in football, an incredible opportunity. He changed. Vardy played for England. He played and scored in the Champions League. He played at the Euros. He played at the World Cup. Of course, he won the Premier League. And he’s one of the best strikers of the last decade in the Premier League. For a man who wasn’t fully professional even at 25, that’s big deal. A beautiful underdog story. He made it, sometimes in spite of himself.

@SnoogThe Curious who should be fullback.

Tedward Tedesco is the worst possible choice for NSW fullback The guy thinks he’s the playmaker and stat pads more than Paul Gallen in a standard set of six You want to win…keep ball hogs away from the team Let him wheel the speaker out at training if you want him involved

@BennyScarf My god who gives a fuck

Abbie Chatfield finally being held accountable for her behaviour is the most comforting thing of 2026. Shock horror, turns out you can't call for the assassination of the president and get away with it.

@aboutasteph Hot?? Stop saying that people. She’s ugly inside and out

Abbie Chatfield man… I just don’t get the how she has fans 🤷‍♀️

@centralNRL Bloke has been a grifter forever.

SMH reporting that the NRL are disappointed with Mal Meninga’s start as Bears coach, with concerns he is still living in Canberra despite reportedly earning around $1 million per year.

@ivyrosefem Fucking totally agree.

I'm sick of hearing about Adolescence. It was shite, the wee boy's acting was crap, and Stephen Graham plays the same character in everything.

@KILLTOPARTY She’s not that into to you bro

🚨🚨RELUCTANT HANDJOBS🚨🚨

@mrmikeMTL Me

If you got paid $70K to talk about 1 subject for 4 hours straight, what would you talk about ?

@1ssve I do it for money. My money

“So happy I commuted to the office 2 hours each way, 5 days a week, canceled vacations, never used my sick days, and answered emails at midnight…all to create maximum shareholder value”