Dr. Judgmental Shoelace, PhD. 🇺🇸🇮🇪

Twitter is the best place to anonymously assert your superiority over random strangers

@zerohedge how about reducing the murder rate in the city to bring in more tourists?

Chicago Approves 19% Hotel Tax To Fund Tourism Push zerohedge.com/markets/chicag…

@redsteeze You were in a Skinemax movie?

"Dad what were you like in the 90s?"

@JonnyMicro The next version of Moana should be a Thunderbirds style puppet movie

Zero reason for this by the way

@DontrellChillis I'm still scratching my head over him pulling the trigger. Must be a custom gun?

In case you were wondering like me

@politicalmath Should do a muppet version tbh

@politicalmath I'm looking forward to the animated version of the live-action Moana

i'm tired boss x.com/DiscussingFilm…

@JayJonesOnline @politicalmath Just crazy enough to work

@DocKilmer @politicalmath Here’s an idea: make a live-action version of that animated movie.

@aClassicLiberal @InteSosseSe @Anton_Holmlund @liberalerna @svt Stalin almost looks like he's wearing a keffiyeh

@InteSosseSe @Anton_Holmlund @liberalerna @svt Han ser ju precis ut som en ung Stalin. 😱

Om du har någon som helst heder i kroppen @Anton_Holmlund så lämnar du @liberalerna under natten senast. Står i @svt Agenda och säger i stort sett att han ska motarbeta sitt eget parti. Femtekolonnare!

@0hour1 Let me understand correctly, these are illegal aliens who have a "REAL ID" and were going to board a plane?

ICE agents are arresting illegals in San Francisco at the airport. Multiple arrests today.

@EndWokeness Shouldn't a lesbian activist be defending the innocent girl and not a male criminal alien?

Chicago Alderwoman Maria Hadden: Sheridan (18) was in "wrong place at the wrong time — she might've startled the migrant who kiIIed her"

Warner Brothers Crisis Management after looking down at their keyboards

@MacFarlaneNews @MeidasTouch Least surprising career move ever

ALERT: Professional news. Nine days after leaving CBS, I have found a new professional home: Chief Washington Correspondent and Anchor for @MeidasTouch

@AwfulButGreat chicken fleshlight?

@zerohedge Is it just me or are there an increasing amount of younger people dying of cancer? I know many will say it’s because of the vax, I’d like some hard data if anyone has some

ONLYFANS OWNER LEONID RADVINSKY HAS DIED AT 43

@RijuMete19406 @BBCNews Honestly had no problem with Indians before they were everywhere I go

@BBCNews The world may hate Indians, but in 10 years, wherever you go, you'll find Indians so get used to it.

Germany has a shortage of workers - so it's turning to India for help bbc.in/4t213QW

@VJsapps @BBCNews Yes quotation marks around “skilled” are very appropriate

@BBCNews This is the first paragraph of the article . If only people read it or BBC added the word “ skilled “ to the news headline.

@MattWalshBlog Exactly. They aren’t redeemable

The whole concept of an “insanity plea” is total nonsense. If someone is too delusional to understand that they aren’t supposed to randomly shoot people, that’s all the more reason to simply execute them. Society is not morally obligated to keep psychotic killers alive until they die of old age. It’s madness.

@greg16676935420 Yeah but you can always watch a fight while you wait

Popeyes: 2 people in line, takes 20 minutes to get your food Chick fil A: 20 people in line, takes 2 minutes to get your food

@MadelaineLucyH This is tripe. There are tons of people who love racism. The only ones who aren’t allowed to be racist are white people.

Ok I can explain this to you, because unlike this bunch of losers I’ve worked in marketing. What we market to you is this: An identity you want > A product > A sale Doesn’t matter if it’s a teapot or a banking app. That’s what you do with an ad. Does it make you feel smart? Prestigious? In on the joke? Cool? Safe? That’s how advertisers think. If I say “This hat is cool, and good!” that’s a 2/10 ad. If I say “This hat is the hat you wear on holiday this year when the warm Italian sun floods the vineyards” that’s already put the hat on your head and a luxury holiday. Now, most people do not like racism. I know that’ll shock you because of Elon’s whack algorithm, but most people identify as “not a racist”. Easiest way to say to someone, look how open minded we are, and you are just like us? Diversity in an ad. It’s just sales. You’re just dumb so you see an “agenda”.

@WallStreetMav Anything that makes Sidharth cry about is good

Indian H-1B continue to have difficulty getting appointments to renew their visas. As a result, thousands are "stranded" in India. Well played Stephen Miller🤣