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@AdamHoge Sucks. I'll sell my tickets. If it was a night game I would go, but not at noon.

Honest question: How do #Bears season ticket holders feel about this?

Is my age an problem? I’m 66 born in 1973

@98centsorless @LivForJReeves10 I'm 59 years old. I literally grew up at Wrigley Field. Conservatively, no exaggeration, I've been to at least 500 games there over 6 decades. It's still special.

@LivForJReeves10 I am excited for you my man!!!!!!! I wanna go to Wrigley so bad!!!! Life just hasn’t led me there….yet.

Ok I have news: Tonight after 23 years of fandom, I will finally be seeing the Chicago Cubs in person after 23 years of being a fan

I own a small bakery, and last year a woman ordered a custom cake that said, “Congratulations on Your Promotion.” She sounded so excited placing the order too. You could tell she truly believed all her hard work had finally paid off. Then the next morning she called me back sounding completely different. Looking all quiet and maybe defeated. She asked if she could cancel the cake because the promotion had been given to someone else. I told her gently that the cake had already been made. She laughed softly and said, “I know. That’s my fault.” When she came to pick it up later, she just……

@JusticiarsWatch @GuardianUSAF @EODHappyCaptain @supersean415 I did, flying in the 80's and 90's.

@GuardianUSAF @EODHappyCaptain @supersean415 Still wear their dog tags on their boots?

The guy at the bar when I tell him that there are always two parts of a suicide bomber that generally remain intact:

@essexonthepark @luxemiaa If you're unrecognizable, they'll verify you with DNA, not a seat number.

@luxemiaa Just tell them “if the plane crashes I want them to be able to identify my body for my family by the assigned seat number”

I was on a flight sitting in my assigned seat when a couple walked up and immediately told me I was in their seat. I checked my boarding pass again even though I already knew I was right. Same row, same seat number. Everything matched. I politely told them this was my assigned seat. The husband looked unsure, but the wife became fully committed to the argument within seconds. She kept insisting I needed to move because apparently she wanted my window seat. I showed her my boarding pass. She barely looked at it and kept arguing anyway. Then she started getting louder and making comments about how difficult I was being. At one point she straight up called me a bitch because I refused to move from the seat I literally paid for. So now the flight attendant gets involved. She checks my ticket, checks theirs, and immediately tells the wife she was........

Who is the better Chicago Mayor? Lori Lightfoot or Brandon Johnson? #ChicagoHistory ☑️

@MatthewModine I watched Memphis Belle in a tent between sorties during Desert Storm. The movie had a lot of Hollywood, but the interaction of the crew was spot on as how aircrew act with each other.

My uncle, Captain Wylder Modine, was a real B-17 "Flying Fortress" pilot during WWII. After returning from a bombing mission, he got hit by anti-aircraft fire and almost had his right arm taken off. He had his crew bail, but his co-pilot was shot up really bad and couldn’t parachute, so my uncle, with one arm, landed the heavily damaged B-17 in a field behind enemy lines. He was awarded the Air Medal and Purple Heart. I talked with him before making MEMPHIS BELLE in 1989. He gave me his dress uniform to wear in the film and said, “when you put that on, don't disrespect it.”

@Cynic284 @marcusleshock He sat down to take a dump and took his gun out of the holster and probably put it on top of the toilet paper holder. He forgot to put it back after he wiped his ass. Someone found it later and is making him pay. Deservedly so.

@marcusleshock Removed his gun to use the bathroom? I assume he wasn't going for a bath, so, why the hell can't he take it with him? I mean. Jeez, if I had a bag with zillion in cash, I'd take it with me. Standing or sitting!

NEW: Classes are canceled at an Arlington Heights school after a POLICE OFFICER LOST HIS GUN. The School Resource Officer at the Forest View Educational Center says he removed his gun from its holster while using the bathroom. Shortly after school was out, he realized the gun was missing. The police department, sheriff's office and K-9 units all were called in to search the building. The gun was not found and still hasn't been recovered. Classes are canceled this morning out of precaution. The Arlington Heights PD has apologized and calls the incident embarassing. @WGNErik is following this story for us this morning and will have updates on @WGNMorningNews.

@AntiLeftMemes @SheriffClarke His waist

@chigrl @jimiuorio Douchebags call it "Tavern Style". It was always just called thin pizza.

@jimiuorio its tavern syle

“Chicago style pizza” is not deep dish. It never was.

@Oceanbreeze473 They were in the entrance of every restaurant, hotel, bar, bowling alley that I can remember

I can’t believe this was real. Where would they put these things?

@lucyshow11 I have military orders all the way up until the early- mid 1990's, with dozens of people listed and their SSAN alongside their names.

Do you remember when your Social Security number was your student ID number, and it was posted for everyone to see?

@blkgunsmattr Rights don't require a need.

How do you respond when someone says “nobody needs an AR-15”?

@nut_history Let's play two

Without telling me his full name - his number, his nickname, or the team he's played for, try to describe me who you're all-time favourite baseball player is.

@codeofvets A lawyer that an E-3 can afford? They're called Public Defenders.

URGENT Question: Is there a defense lawyer that can represent a Marine at Pendleton that an E3 can afford? Kind of emergency situation.. DM me.

@BBGreatMoments LaTroy Hawkins. You knew that he would let up 3 runs.

Name a reliever who made you nervous every single time he entered a game.

@NFLMemes The true "Mr. Irrelevant"

Diego Pavia lets it be known after not getting drafted 🗣️

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If you went to school in the 70s, 80s, or 90's. How many kids did you know with gender dysphoria?

@miles_commodore Job and family. But I'll move when I retire and come back to visit

Serious question for conservatives that reside in California, Illinois, New York, and other blue states. Why do you live there? Your job, family, you love your home? I'm really curious.