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And just like that, it’s completely VANISHED from the media. A sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record the Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children. Lets make this viral again 👇

@CockertonMark @TravelodgeUK A friend and his family, 2 adults and 2 kids, pre booked all paid for, etc, travelling down from Scotland by car, arrived after 11pm. Given door cards, went to their room to find someone already in it! We're given another room that wasn't big enough for the family. Nuts behaviour

Don’t book at @TravelodgeUK if you are wanting the room you’ve paid for to be available after 10pm at night!! We’ve had a dreadful experience. We tried to check in at the Ilford hotel & 11 30pm to be told they’d been sold to others! Got to new hotel at 1am. Lone women beware!

@_Aria_2210 36

Only 0.0005% can guess the Answer. Are you the one??

@MrJamesMay Humm sorry for your loss. Its amazing how the departure of pets hits you.

My mate Bouncer died yesterday. He’d lived with us for 13 years as a furry, purring, permanently migrating ornament. I didn’t know I could feel such grief for a witless bag of bones who destroyed my favourite sofa and crapped in the shower tray. Below is a picture taken on the day he selected me at the animal shelter.

@Acyn It's not good timing for me, I going to play golf!

Reporter: Are you attending your son’s wedding? Trump: He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.

@afneil Ahhh Happy birthday sir. Looks like we have something in common. Hope your having a great Birthday.

Indeed you may. And thank you.

@BowenRowen2123 @afneil Think about it, just for a minute. Someone somewhere along the supply chain is expected to take a hit for supplying said goods. They won't. They will just stop supplying said goods. So we won't have any supplies we NEED.

@afneil Price controls serve a purpose in the right context, for example limiting private sector profiteering

Price controls are a very bad idea, whether you went to Eton or the local comp. The school is irrelevant.

@VancityReynolds Now now, they don't look like saints to me 😉

@Paul_DB1 @mpmwilko @omid9 He probably missed it. He was so far up his own ars He didn't even hear.

@mpmwilko @omid9 Perfect. Jenrick is so devoid of humour that it seemed he was clueless as to what had happened.👏

Comedy palate cleanser. Robert Jenrick about to grandstand but reminded of his defection from one party to another this year is gold. The timing. First line great. Second line superb but crowd not recovered from the first to fully appreciate it 😊

@afneil Are you going to get @AndyBurnhamGM onto either your radio show or interview him on TV and put some decent questions to him. After all he is looking like our next PM weather we like it or not. Best he has some scrutiny!

Nice to hear from you, Andy. Thanks for the by election. We live for such things. I’m in no doubt life is tough for lots of folk in Makerfield. But it’s hardly a poster child for urban squalor/deprivation. Thatcher left power in 1990. She was followed by seven years of unThatcher Major and 13 years of Labour government, of which you were a part. So it’s quite a stretch to blame her for any continuing woes. Unless we blame Labour for failing to put anything right. On the other hand the houses you were walking past were bought by the tenants under Thatcher’s right to buy scheme, which has given them some pride in place and some wealth they once could only have dreamt of accumulating. I assume your pledge to ‘renationalise housing’ does not include taking these homes back into public ownership ... even if that would constitute a proper, radical reversal of the Thatcherism you’re (some what bizarrely) campaigning against.

@mpmwilko @RobertJenrick Timing is everything

It was nice of the Tory defector @RobertJenrick to set me up for an obvious joke at his expense…

@BigBearF1 Oh my word! Do they get any worse than this BigBear! 😞😂😂

Let the national campaign begin. Binface For Eurovision 2027!

@HKane Hummmm Don't Arsenal have a Canon as there badge?

Really proud to be the Bundesliga top goalscorer for the third year in a row! Huge thank you to my teammates as it wouldn’t be possible to achieve this without them 🙌

I take it @WilliamShatner you have heard this joke before 😂

@BigBearF1 Guess it must be yours too. Happy birthday BigBear, hope you have a good day.

To anyone out there who has a birthday today, a very very happy birthday, wherever you are. 💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻🇬🇧🙏🏻🎂🥳🎁

@MenTourPilot At a guess, I would think one crew is having a fight with the other one. Fortunately both crews appear to be alive.

4 good chutes.. I hope they are all ok.

@MenTourPilot @maryonacross A very sad tale, and unfortunately true. Well covered as usual.

@maryonacross It’s the Helios 522 aircraft and the route it followed with everyone unconscious onboard.. and my face.

what the hell is this thumbnail dude @MenTourPilot

@MrJamesMay They are on every PC mother board I have seen. That is a fair few.

The CR2032 must be the most commonly used ‘coin’ battery. They are in car keyfobs, hi-fi remotes, airtags, small bedside clocks, and the shifters of my SRAM-equipped bicycle. Do you have any exciting CR2032 applications or adventures to share? #Raining

Hey, @johnsoncontrols Do you think it is acceptable for an employee to be driving when he struggles to stand up because he is so pissed!