DONKEY PAJAMAS GOLF, GAMING, AND HOCKEY

@garrettwestholt @longjohnsilvers @UberEats @jjkilleentcu @bourbonandblues Greatest golf book I’ve ever written. amazon.com/Love-Long-John…

When the girls are away the boys will play…and get @longjohnsilvers via @UberEats @jjkilleentcu @bourbonandblues

@HerbApproach Prospector’s gold

How'd you name this strain?. The best name gets 14 gram #Mmemberville #CannabisCommunity #cannabisculture #StonerFam

@TimGavrich When I worked for the American golf corp they had systems in place to speed rounds up for the weekend hacker I.e. easy pins, no rough, well groomed rough, well groomed hazard areas. Some of these courses today that have long round times like sky creek in Keller don’t do this

The 4-hour round of golf (4 1/2 at the pro level) is dead and it’s not coming back until something is done about how far the ball goes.

@VeryAvgDad I wish @adidasGolf would make stand bags again. The one I had was sick. Now I am rocking the @OnCoreGolf white stand bag which is pleasing to the eyes and back.

I’ve never owned a Sun Mountain bag, but you’d be hard pressed to find me a more aesthetically pleasing bag than these Mid-Stripe bags. Anyone have any experience with these? (I know they’re new.)

@hunterdale6 @CShindlerGolf @gordonkeith I just donated one to the first tee. Held on to it for 26 years

@golfsub70 @JohnPetersonFW @MattieforMayor Whoa. We pay half that for same price house.

@JohnPetersonFW @MattieforMayor 400k house is 13.5 k per year.....

The people of Fort Worth deserve superior city services and our best efforts to keep our property taxes low. We have championed government efficiency and a focus on critical city services like public safety, street infrastructure...

@BougiePotato10 Big mommy

These are all the letters I have to write something clever for my co-worker Stacey’s birthday cake. Any ideas?

@SmylieKaufman10 Better than walking up for a golden shower

Can’t beat walking up the 18th at Golden hour 🌅

@golfsub70 @TuorGolf Not a chance. Not even if it came with a free shirt, free hat, free towel, dozen balls, head cover, two meals, and a blow job

@TuorGolf Nope

TPC Sawgrass’s rate is $600 👀 Would you pay to play it?

@jbayzzz @Dickies @JohnPetersonFW I could see joining the senior tour in 20 years sponsored by dickies and wearing Justin boots to play

How did I not know about the golfer Robert Landers until now? Cattleman, self taught, unorthodox swing, wears tennis shoes while playing and was sponsored by @Dickies Shame on me

@ItsChiefToYou @ChasingMahalo Make it three

@ChasingMahalo Seriously I think we’re the only 2 not currently on a trip to play #golf

Alright fine, Twitter has convinced me… it’s time for a golf trip.

@EstesPga Also let’s increase champions purses. Even if the players are pretty much set in life, their caddies and team members work hard and deserve more fair pay

As Jay Monahan mentions that the PGA Tour is subsidizing the DP World Tour, shouldn’t at least SOME of that money be distributed to PGA Tour members through the pension plan instead? #THEPLAYERS

@SportsSturm I support you. You have to remember in mikes day slot of guys were big and slow so he seemed faster than he was. Rope brings consistent speed in an overall faster league

Ready for my most controversial hockey take ever? I think Roope Hintz might be as fast as Mike Modano ever was. I expect about 2% support on this one. 787-1310

@JohnPetersonFW Is this over on the extreme western side of fw by 1-20 or south

Here’s @jjhenrygolf walking me thru the drivable 15th over the 50 foot limestone cliff @AvanzadaGolf #sick

@hunterdale6 @iamelf Trinity forest or meridoe

@Dutch_Oven45 @coach_ryan10 Major league whiffle is wild to watch on you tube. I wonder how a team of all legit pro ball players could compete.

@DonkeyPajamas @coach_ryan10 Hmm idk honestly

Huge shout out to the guys training for combine and pro day. Letting me jump in with QBs and throwing was so damn cool. Looking forward to doing this more. Thanks @coach_ryan10 and the fellas.

@JasonWhitely @wfaa @oncor Any update on when service can restore

ELECTRIC OUTAGES from severe thunderstorms moving through the Metroplex right now: Dallas: 84,985 Tarrant: 94,297 Denton: 16,991 Collin: 39,828 Parker: 8,618 Wise: 2,458 Total @oncor customers affected: 252,512 #wfaaweather #txwx

I mean… he’s not wrong!