Doryan Grey

@bmcarthur20 I need him in me. I NEED him IN me.

Some of you got excited to see Mayor Mamdani jumping in a pool with his suit on. Here's an old vid of him rapping in an apron which is pretty darn cool too. WATCH: #DemsUnited

@parti_king Why does it matter? None of you actually like women in any non-sexual way. You see a vaguely woman shaped person and think “fuck”or“kill” (or both), one to earn other men’s approval, the other to keep it. Because the loneliness is killing you and you CRAVE other men’s attention.

Clavicular just made out with a polish trans model Adelaide Pali while in Paris at the club without knowing He even got a hair from her mustache in his mouth….

@AlexDuncanTX So is god allowing us to use it anyway because he’s an ally? Or is he not omnipotent enough to take it back from us? Which is it?

The rainbow belongs to God, not gays.

@czargarcor @memechaotic Because Clavicular is a man?

@Doryan_Grey @memechaotic Because its a Man

Clavicular had no idea he made out with transgender model Adelaide Pali in Paris 😭

@g3onyc @POPin4k Puerto-Ricana Grande.

@POPin4k omg she about to look healthy and be biracial again! We won 😩

oh ariana, the upgrade is INSANE

@JimmyTraina @dunkindonuts So true. I hate walking into a place that offers a variety of products and having to WAIT for my product to be made while the people ahead of me have the AUDACITY to get their products made first when they ordered a product that’s different from the one I ordered!

Hi @dunkindonuts. Love you to death. Just a suggestion. You should consider having a separate line for normal people who just want normal coffee so we don’t have to wait while these ridiculous concoctions ordered by dopey kids are being made. Thanks.

@soigomaa @JoshuaR57185521 100%. My 1st language feels like code switching. Back “home”, people tell me I mumble and I’m hard to understand, but in e.g. English, people regularly tell me they’d listen to an audiobook of me because they find my voice clear and calming. I like myself more in 2nd languages.

there are people who write more honestly in a language they learned later in life than in the one they grew up speaking. and that sounds strange until you realize that your first language absorbed every rule your culture ever had about what's appropriate to say out loud, what feelings are acceptable to name, how much honesty is too much honesty at a dinner table. and sometimes a second language arrives with none of that-it's just words. clean ones. and in those clean words some peoplefinally say the -thing they were never given permission to say in the language that raised them. that's what language actually does before it's had time to learn your family's rules.

@4ltedits Hasan hired his own driver? 😍

mind you this is a future congressman

@dudewhosadude I hate how much this amused me.

Fuck yeah boy, empty yourself for me!

@cosyposter Slut shamed by a seal 😔

@Be_like_legend Yellow, unless there’s a 4, in which case the 4 is yellow and the 7 is light green.

My fellow neurodivergents: What color is the number 7?

@antipiker I wouldn’t know, I usually scare people off by talking about (Hasan’s) feet before the friendship can be established.

how it feels to make a friend

@ungodlyrollins What is this show? Do they pit actually talented people against Real Housewives contestants?

the way bob was controlling it 😭😭

@Awakenjp How much time do you spend thinking about gay men?

that head turn at the beginning was a dead giveaway

@fiercepatricks @buckysthoughts I thought this would be a bit sappy, but I shed a tear. That’s genuinely what it feels like sometimes, it’s like being able to breathe a little bit deeper all of a sudden 💖

It’s not just a rainbow, it’s a symbol of pride, hope and security. Happy pride🏳️‍🌈

@blondehunx Straight men and their capacity to just lose it and get violent at the drop of a hat 🌝

@vitt2tsnoc @marksandspencer The transphobes are once again saying “(cishet) men won’t stop raping, so we better punish trans women instead of holding men accountable”. Pretending that trans women are responsible for the savagery that cis men are committing solves NOTHING for ANY women, trans or cis.

Not illegal. Not ‘changing in front of a man’. Just a worker being filmed by someone desperate to create outrage for content, the ONLY point this video makes is that retail workers have the patience of saints, give this bloke a pay rise @marksandspencer

@MIK_luKA_YLA RuPaul.

the way you can already tell which ones a trumpie😭😭😭

@ChristnNitemare Why did I think this was the rehearsal for a maxi challenge of RuPaul’s Drag Race?

There’s something a little distracting about this…