Susan Forrest

@marksandspencer I went elsewhere, your website is useless.

@DuffyMoon69 Oh no, Susan, I'm sorry to hear this! Password resets can sometimes take a little while to arrive in your email inbox. Have you also checked your junk/spam mail?

@marksandspencer and @Next what is wrong with your websites today. Trying to order flowers to a friend but your reset passwords are not resending.

We're looking forward to seeing another bumper crowd on Saturday. It's a day of celebration and we're asking you all, please do not ruin it. Anyone found in possession of smoke bombs or pyros will be removed from the stadium, as will those who enter the pitch during or after the game. Make it a day to remember, not one you'd rather forget.

@jasonplato @PlatoRacing OMG the Housewives favourite can iron as well - what is there not to love about JP ❤️❤️❤️

Ladies and Gentlemen, we at CataClean Plato Racing have an earth shuddering announcement to make at 10am tomorrow 🤯🚀🏁🏆 Don’t miss it on all our SoMo channels In the meantime I’ll leave you evidence of a skill I have that I am deploying right now 💪🏻🤣🤣🤣 @PlatoRacing @Catacleanuk @BTCC @DoningtonParkUK @ASUSUK @Snapon_Tools

@ovaleasteregg Felt so proud 4 weeks ago when my daughters boyfriend proposed to her in Cornwall - she’d told him that she had so many happy childhood holiday memories so he knew Cornwall meant so much to her!!

Just heard a mum say to another "we're going on holiday next week, not a proper holiday, just Weymouth in a caravan, I can't afford more" Isn't it sad that this has become not a holiday. When I was a kid you'd be thrilled at this! Plus her kids will probably love it so much

@marcDcafc We love Johnny, what a workhorse ❤️

What a day yesterday. Knew it was going to be a gooden after bumping into Johnny Robinson in the Royal Oak before the game 👌

#AFCWrexham wake up and smell the VAR coffee. Your fairytale will tragically end if you’re promoted to the prem when you will be dealing with VAR issues every single match against the big boys. Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo!

@AVintageMagpie @RebeccaCNReid Great idea!! My daughter dressed up as The Artful Dodger. I tailored my hubbies old waistcoat, added silks/paper fob watch to come out of the pockets.Bought 2x boys shirts from Asda, messied one and tore the other to add to good shirt, she already had capri pants and a cravat.

@RebeccaCNReid I got asked to turn my son into a Victorian chimney sweep the day before, literally no further notice. Why can't the schools set aside one room to store costumes and let the children have a rummage on the morning, use the same stuff every year.

@xevekiah Sisterhood at its best. We should always have each others backs.

My boyfriend and I were at the mall and he decided to act like he didn’t know me. He walks up all smooth and goes, “You’re too pretty to be shopping alone. Let me carry your bags.” Before I could even react, this girl from the next aisle pops up next to me and goes, “She’s not alone. I’m right here.” And just stands there staring at him 😭I told her he’s actually my boyfriend, but the way she clocked in for duty??? but honestly, girl… I appreciate you 😭👏

@LeGod39 @TetchyBitch That’s the one. She’s had her career and children and is using up space for another no hoper.

@DuffyMoon69 @TetchyBitch The one who claimed to have ‘written a book’ and then it turned out that she was on a school committee where a member had written a book.

I have accidentally watched 10 minutes of The Apprentice. There are so many competent, organised, eloquent 20 somethings out there. So how do the makers of this show manage to exclusively find narcissistic fuckwits with all the ability of a baking potato? It's terrible.

@oelma__ Wow, you must have really clean and tidy tenants. I’d believe them and replace it for them, if this is what their plate looks like!!

Had a call from a tenant to say that the microwave dish spontaneously smashed whilst in the microwave. Does this happen..

@BBCBreakfast what does consectutive mean?

@MrPitbull07 A car with back windows, seats and seat belts. My dad drove a van which didn’t have any of these.

For those who didn't grow up privileged, name something you thought was a luxury when you were a kid

@JayKay191 @MichaelRosenYes Gaylord???

@MichaelRosenYes what does spouse get called if a titled person is in a gay marriage?

I'm greatly relieved that Mandelson will be able to keep his title, even if he has to retire from the House of Lords. If I was serving him in a shop, I'd be sure to call him Lord Mandelson, out of respect. I hope journalists will do the same.

@MgtTaylor1 @British_Airways This happened to me last May. LHR to Nashville. We arrived Wednesday evening, luggage arrived Thursday evening . Both cases identical. Hubby got his case delivered to the hotel Friday morning, mine arrived SUNDAY morning. BA did nothing to help.

Hey @British_Airways My bag has not moved in over 48hrs. I can see my AirTag. It is in T3 North Wing and hasn’t moved an inch 🤷🏻‍♀️. If this is the baggage sorting area, why is it not moving and being scanned?

@Jennybriss What is the book title?

I have watched all episodes of #waitingfortheout on iPlayer and am tempted to watch it again. I have also bought the book. It was so affecting.

@Telegraph Claudia looks like a pneumatic drill 🤣🤪

📺 Brilliant final flourish as another tense Traitors series comes to a close Warning: spoilers ahead! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/the-trait…

@schoolsontap I thinks it’s so sad, before they start school they should know their ABCs, 123s and their poos and pees. Parents don’t want to parent anymore. @BBCBreakfast

Reception staff spend over an hour a day on toilet assistance | TES tes.com/magazine/news/…

@miles_commodore Just sit and listen. I sat with my 82 yo mum the other week, asking her all the things I never knew, even tho my brothers did. Spending time with our elders is so precious.

When a family member over 85 years old is telling you a story for the 28th time, should you say something or play along?