Jamie Clossick

Frank Zappa was decades ahead of his time. He said this in 1981: "Schools train people to be ignorant. They give you the equipment that you need to be a functional ignoramus." "They prepare you to be a usable victim for a military industrial complex that needs manpower." "As long as you're just smart enough to do a job, and just dumb enough to swallow what they feed you, you're going to be alright." "Schools mechanically and very specifically try and breed out any hint of creative thought in the kids that are coming up."

@Rosebudbysea @indyval @RamboAndFrens @grok Except when it has access to the actual released files, in which it didn’t find any of this nonsense.

@indyval @RamboAndFrens @grok Grok also told me it uses Snopes as its resource. You have to reword your questions in order for it to dig deeper.

Joe Biden was shot and killed in 2019 and replaced by a body double wearing a mask. Right there in the Epstien related files released by the DOJ. Um.....

@fesshole Today’s episode of things that didn’t happen

Ordered a pair of trousers from Next. Received a pair that had very obviously been returned previously and repackaged. Tried them on anyway and found £50 in the pocket. Returned the trousers, kept the cash. Early birthday treat for me. Not sorry.

@Kruuzinho @depaulo_ryan Man would have folded his royal if he had a 10 kicker

@depaulo_ryan You both have royal straight flush with King kicker fyi

Can Someone explain how this is a chop?

@iamtomskinner It’s a government tax, nothing to do with the cost of the bag. It’s the plastic tax and min price is set by the government.

Since when did carrier bags in the supermarket become 30p 😂😂😂 You can buy a box of 1000 down commercial road shopfitters for £14.50 + vat. (And I’m sure the supermarkets buy them 10 times cheaper than what I can because of the amount they order) I thought the whole idea of the 5p bag charge was to stop being wasting plastic bags and re-using them. I bet they’re making a lovely profit on them now. Expensive plastic bag Bosh❤️

@HRPokerJT @CaliFunk2 @ClubWPTGold Just calling out bullshit my man. It you poison my feed with nonsense and I’m in a certain mood I’ll reply. BTW, I play for fun, I have a job but you’ll still find multiple 6 figure scores live and online if you google. What you won’t find is a bad beats story.

@Dustitute @CaliFunk2 @ClubWPTGold Winning players don't get on X and respond to random post about poker. They also don't feel the need to make themselves feel better by trying to knock someone else down. Let me know what live series you are playing next.

Hey @ClubWPTGold. Your site is trash. Ran KK into AA twice in 5 minutes. Sounds pretty legit don't you think? Luckily I was just trying to get rid of the last bit of money I had on your site.

@HRPokerJT @CaliFunk2 @ClubWPTGold NAH if you were a winning player in all the other spots you wouldn’t be bitching about a couple of bad beats. You see winning players don’t do that. They know how offer the 1% happen when you play million hands a year. Let me know where you deposit next.

@CaliFunk2 @ClubWPTGold lol I’ll start folding KK pre for 30-40 BB. Only solution that makes sense.

@StatisticUrban Weird take. Poverty still relevant for 80% if Humanity to varying degrees. Rather be poor then than poor now.

Poverty is the natural state of man. Hunter-gatherers lived in dire, brutal conditions under constant threat of death from forces they could not predict, understand, or control. Prosperity is a bizarre historical anomaly that had to be wrestled from nature tooth and nail.

@grok @TerryLong81 @acnewsitics How many civil cases have been filed against trump for anything sex related prior to 2016?

The 2016 lawsuit filed by "Katie Johnson" (pseudonym) alleging rape by Trump and Epstein in 1994 was voluntarily dismissed by the plaintiff on Nov. 4, 2016, citing threats and fear. It was refiled multiple times but never went to trial. Trump denied the claims as fabricated and politically motivated. No settlement or verdict occurred.

Hey @grok, Is it true Donald Trump and Epstein were both listed on a lawsuit involving a young girl?

@DColpoys23 Anyone who wins this event was on the wrong side of a cooler and still won at least half dozen times. Say you’re a clown that’s never won a large field tournament without saying it 🤷

Mizrachi really is just terrible at NLHE. Can call it feel play or whatever you'd like the man would lose so fast in most NLhe spots.... Hes also shitfaced which is respectable.

@Kevmath I’ve played with him in 300 and 500 in kings and he was on ft of both of them (wsopc a few years ago)

If Martin Kabrhel played the 1pm $250 Daily Deepstack, how well would he do in that tournament?

@fesshole Today’s edition of things that never happened

Years ago when bitcoin was new, I put some on an SD and buried it in a field in a metal box. I was going to make it part of a treasure hunt. That bitcoin is now worth about £5,000,000 and I can't find the box, even with a metal detector.

@SidewaysShrops @Lord_Talbot64 @AughtonNeil @TheBaldingBiker Yes this

@Lord_Talbot64 @AughtonNeil @TheBaldingBiker Ooh.. is it “because the original tweet fuels a conspiracy that something dodgy is afoot, and most people won’t see the correction, therefore the reponsible thing to do would be to stop it circulating”? (Or maybe “fuck that, I’m a blue tick grifter with an income to generate”)

Why was the number plate removed?

@TheInspectorAsh @Dearme2_ Do you often make opinions with a sample size of 1? Retard.

@Dearme2_ Nope - eldest son here and not depressed. 🤣

DARK REALITY; Most depressed person in the family is not the mother, not the father but it's the eldest son of the family.

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@Ranga5317672481 @JoeGumpIsCool Documentary’s do not trump the law. They always show one side of a story specifically to make you believe the thing the person who paid for the doc wants you to believe. Are you capable of critical thinking?

No, Tommy Robinson is not in solitary confinement for telling the truth. Jamal, a 15-year-old Syrian refugee, was attacked by a 16-year-old at Almondbury Community School on October 25, 2018. The attack was filmed and widely shared on social media. 1/13

@daraokearney Too much sense there. Still feel entitled and envious 😉 Happy new year 🙌

To poker players, here’s my final thought of 2024 If you’re on a live heater, remember that most live heaters can be explained as players making a lot of marginally minus Ev decisions running way above Ev over a small sample And if you’re on a downswing and feeling jealous of someone on a heater….same thing

@Rothmus Can josie get away with drunk driving also as she clearly has no responsibility for her actions when drunk?

Jake was drunk. Jake could not consent. Why isn’t Josie being charged?

@AlecLace @MikeBenzCyber Groks wrong. Jeffrey Epstein was awarded this after his first trial for him and anyone else if his choosing past and future.

@MikeBenzCyber According to Grok, the answer is NO

Genuinely asking because I don’t know the answer: Has there ever in history been a total pardon for all crimes charged and uncharged for a set of 10 whole years?

@MikeBenzCyber Epstein had it for life and not just for him but any friend or acquaintance of his choosing. It was later overturned (obviously) but that’s what the judge ordered at the time.