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@mrtimlong. Bravo sir. That was outstanding.

@MikeReissWriter I wasn't paying attention this morning while listening, that was YOU?!?! Sweet!

@mrtimlong I completely forgot about your teaser earlier in the year Tim. Big fan of Lizzo!

This Sunday on Fox... the collaboration the world demanded finally reaches your TV.

@JerMaJesty1986 @Kristin35688202 @panerabread I try, light hurts my eyes and generally scares me!

@Dvon68 @Kristin35688202 @panerabread that's every company where you been under a rock

Letting the tall kings have a moment 😤👑 #ToastedBaguettes

@panerabread Same shit ingredients shuffled into a new deck. McBread

@Scott_7791 @JFowlerESPN How about you just live with it and play week 18. It's not a mess. Shit happens and the NFL is rarely acting in the best interest of all involved. And the idea of playing neutral sites for championship games has some merit. Time to stop stacking the deck in the playoffs.

@JFowlerESPN People are terrified to say it, but the Bills should be made to forfeit the game. They were universally praised for being "bigger than the sport", yet now are BENEFITTING within the sport. Their actions came from genuine emotion, but the consequences shouldn't be to reward them.

The #Chiefs abstained from voting on the proposed AFC playoff changes, per source, with the thinking that teams directly impacted by the changes should not vote due to bias.

@joe_thoma_iv @Ben_Baby GFY.

The Bills-Bengals game has been suspended until further notification.

@mspears96 @NFL Absolutely

Cancel this game @NFL !!! 🙏🏾

@mr_jacobjon @JaySkurski @DougKyed You don't brother. God help him.

@JaySkurski @DougKyed How do you go back out there and play?

They are giving Damar Hamlin CPR on the field.

@mattselman @TheSimpsons I'm with you! Great ep!

I know this attempt at communication will accomplish nothing, but please watch @TheSimpsons episode "Lisa the Boy Scout" to see the context of this outrageous Martin Prince story before you go internet crazy hulu.com/watch/b31deafc…

@mattselman Great ep Matt! We're those a mix of old and new? Noticed some KG studio work in there towards the end with Homer in the hospital.

Great clipshow/short bit episode of The Simpsons last night! Lots of episode call backs and a neat treat. Kinda like a behind the scenes/THOH wrapped into one. Good job Mr. @mattselman! Either you get it or you don't yall!

@askpanera Hey? Why do you sell your employees info to marketers? About once a quarter a friend of mine gets mailers from insurance hucksters advertising on your letterhead. And you actually call this an employee benefit? To be clear, I am not a customer or employee.

@LucasKunceMO Hi Lucas! I just got your email. I've been following for a while. Donated thru @actblue we need you in Franklin County. Can't wait for Superlate Tuesday my friend!

@SenSanders Absolutely, implement a nice bonus plan for them if they secure the production levels needed for national security and industry. No need to pump cash into an already flush industry. And require minimums of production for defense, internal infrastructure.

Today at 4:30pm ET, I'll be on the floor of the Senate to once again talk about legislation that hands a $76 billion blank check to the microchip industry. Yes. We need to rebuild the microchip industry, but not in in a way that just benefits profitable corporations.

@mrtimlong I would love it if you worked into a script with a one liner about Trump not having a presidential library because all the documents are at the FBI, marked as "EVIDENCE"

@GreyDeLisle Bwah ha ha! I've got real fumble fingers on my Pixel 6!

@mattselman @mrtimlong Way "two" to go Tim. I'm guessing you wrote for both? ;)

@JoJoFromJerz This is a political puppet. Not an actual human. Gipetto would be proud...

She voted against a bill to support US veterans sick and dying from toxic exposure to burn pits.