Elton Chimbangu

God of the ages, THIS SUNDAY, 11AM(CAT)

🚨 Michael Carrick will stay at Manchester United as permanent manager, confirmed. Direction clear for weeks, plan also approved by Sir Jim Ratfliffe and new deal set to be signed soon. New deal for 2 years plus option to extend or directly 3 years, but no doubts: Carrick says yes and will sign the contract.

Atanga mapenzi aya. (Those fools have started hallucinating)

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I DELETED GOOGLE when I met BeBe because the SEARCH is NOW OVER!

@MrPc20 @wicknellchivayo Tibvirepo iwe

@wicknellchivayo It will end in tears! Chisingaperi chino dii zviya?

Congratulations🎊🎉🎍🎊...Ukatamba neni MU HARARE ndinoku rongera ma GREAT DEALS...Pathisani be on the lookout pane munhu andi fonera kuseni ari kutengesa imba yake ku WATERFALLS for 80 dollars. Ndamu bvunza kuti imba ye 150 thousand iwe uri kuda 80 dollars WHY aka tadza kundi pindura ??? Ndashamisika kwazvo saka ndati ndikuudzewo nhoroondo ye zvanda sangana nazvo nhasi hama yangu. Iwe kana watambira wave nayo 80 dollars yacho in cash nditsvage neku kurumidza I WILL LINK YOU UP my brother...

@wicknellchivayo Chibaba ichi haaa moto muzhinji chaiwo

@matinyarare Attention seeker

What ever President Ramaphosa said to Munhumutapa last week, forced him to acquit Muzembi in just one week. So much for our judiciary. You were denied justices by your incarceration without trial Mzembi……seek damages.

GRATITUDE SHOULD NOT CREATE SUCH CONFUSION…🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼 I recently attended an interview at CAPITALK FM and had a WONDERFUL time with the entire team. After the interview, and purely out of APPRECIATION for the hospitality and professionalism shown to me, I asked the General Manager Mr. COMFORT MBOFANA whether I was permitted to give the workers some money for lunch, to which he responded, “YES WITH PLEASURE.” I then asked him how many people were on duty during that particular shift and he advised me there were 30 employees. I GRACIOUSLY offered USD1,000 per person and the GENERAL MANAGER personally escorted me to my car where he received the money on behalf of the staff members. I further requested permission to buy DJ PHATHISANI SIBANDA, who interviewed me, a TOYOTA FORTUNER GD6 and another young lady employee a TOYOTA AQUA, to which he also APPROVED without hesitation. I am therefore PROFOUNDLY SURPRISED to now hear different versions circulating on SOCIAL MEDIA suggesting that there was something improper about a simple act of GRATITUDE towards hardworking Zimbabweans performing NATIONAL SERVICE. As a PATRIOTIC citizen, whenever I visit GOVERNMENT institutions or companies OWNED by the State, I naturally have a SOFT SPOT because I openly and unapologetically support the RULING PARTY, ZANU PF which governs our country. In my humble view, people who dedicate themselves daily towards informing, educating and entertaining the nation deserve APPRECIATION and ENCOURAGEMENT rather than unnecessary RED TAPE and excessive BUREAUCRACY that ultimately punish ordinary workers who have done absolutely NOTHING wrong. If indeed what is being said is the POLICY of the radio station, I am PLEASED to advise that MADZIBABA CHIPAGA of ENTERPRISE CAR SALES is apparently selling a BRAND NEW Toyota Fortuner 2.4D GD6 for ONLY USD100 and a Toyota Aqua for ONLY USD50. He has indicated that this is a SPECIAL PRICE applicable ONLY to these two individuals. I was equally surprised by the PRICE myself, but his response was simply that “NO LAW restricts me from selling my property or assets at ANY PRICE of my choice.” Madzibaba CHIPAGA is truly a GOOD MAN and may GOD bless him abundantly for his GENEROSITY and kind heart. Accordingly, Mr. PHATHISANI SIBANDA and the other employee can CHOOSE, if they so wish and can afford, to go and see the seller DIRECTLY and purchase their vehicles on their own WITHOUT my involvement. With regards to the remaining USD27,000 which I am advised can no longer be distributed in the manner I had instructed, I am sending my lawyer MR SIKHUMBUZO MPOFU today WITHOUT FAIL to collect the money from Mr. COMFORT MBOFANA. After all, he probably needs it MORE than I do and I am sure it can assist significantly with unleaded FUEL for his latest RANGE ROVER AUTOBIOGRAPHY. 😂🤣 May we never reach a stage where expressing GRATITUDE to hardworking Zimbabweans is treated as if it is a CRIME or result in unnecessary work place GRIEVANCES. Rather, let us encourage SUPPORTTING and APPRECIATING those who dedicate their lives towards serving our nation with professionalism and PATRIOTISM #An_Attitude_of_Gratitude #Capitalk_FM #Patriotism

General (Retired) Philip Valerio Sibanda is now a Member of the ZANU PF Political Bureau (Politburo) with immediate effect. President @edmnangagwa has made the decision… Congratulations to the Gentleman!

@wicknellchivayo Welldone Sir

HONOURING THE GLAMOUR BOYS...⚽️🏟️ The weekend fixture between DEMBARE and MAKIPEKEPE was nothing short of sporting EXCELLENCE at play, and I extend my congratulations to CAPS United for your victory. Football is about COMPETITION and celebrating the BEAUTY of the game !!! HOWEVER, what genuinely SURPRISED me during the match was the level of RIDICULE, and UNNECESSARY MOCKERY directed towards my promise to Dynamos if they WON the match against CAPS UNITED, which I made during my interview on Capitalk FM last week. A PASSIONATE Dynamos supporter had requested that in the event DEMBARE wins, I should buy the club a BRAND-NEW BUS. Whilst the result unfortunately did not go their way, I APPRECIATED the overwhelming love shown by the Dynamos supporters. More importantly, most of close relatives and friends are passionate Dynamos supporters, and for me this matter goes beyond football. DYNAMOS is a HOUSEHOLD NAME and part of Zimbabwe’s football history. It is NEXT BEST THING to be formed in 1963, after ZANU PF. I therefore REFUSE to reduce myself into someone who only stands by his word when circumstances are FAVOURABLE. Accordingly, I say a BIG CONGRATULATIONS to the GLAMOUR BOYS !!! I will STILL proceed with purchasing a BRAND-NEW 65 seater BUS for Dynamos Football Club. In addition, I will also give the players USD$50,000 for trying hard as motivation and encouragement despite the defeat. Please note that this is NOT sponsorship of any sort, but just APPRECIATION to supporters who demonstrated and displayed genuine love by filling up stadium. The Club Management can IMMEDIATELY contact my Lawyer MR SIKHUMBUZO MPOFU and deliver the bus registration details. I must say it's actually SURPRISING how outside Zimbabwe, the "BIG" name “CHIVAYO” is received with RESPECT and treated to RED CARPET receptions. As the saying goes, “a PROPHET is not without HONOUR, EXCEPT in his own HOMETOWN. Unfortunately, some people struggle to celebrate one of their own simply because he is successful or WEALTHY. None of that will ever change who I am or the values I stand for. PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY NAME !!! Football must UNITE US and inspire healthy competition rather than hatred and division. At the end of the day, this was never about proving a point to anyone. It was about HONOURING my word and appreciating GENUINE supporters who showed me overwhelming love and respect. #The_Glamour_Boys #Dynamos_FC #Mukuru_We_Mazuva #Dembare_Bhora

@matinyarare You seem to have an agenda uchataura nyaya yako mushe haungangoti everyday attacking the president

𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗦𝗧𝗨𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗦 𝗣𝗔𝗦𝗦 𝗜𝗡 𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗦𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗗𝗨𝗟𝗟 𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗘𝗔𝗧. In Zimbabwe if a student fails to get 5 O’levels in one sitting, they need to repeat the failed subjects to get five subjects. After this scholarships, university places and jobs are given to those who passed with flying colors the first time because they are seen as more diligent and dedicated. So, if our President failed to deliver his work in the ten years he was given, then he has failed. Does he deserve another two years or should we give the opportunity to a new President with fresh ideas who can deliver in one sitting?

VINTAGE BARBER SHOP pa NEWLANDS mukomana anonzi NAKAMBA anopedza ma sports...Hanzi 15 dollars hair cut ini hangu ndine munyama kwese he charges me 400 he says musoro wangu MUHOMBE 😂🤣... Congratulations haunga gere MBADA for 1 year 5 months worega ku komborerwa. Asangana ne FRIDAY Mukomana... Ukaziva weku gera chete...🙏🙏🙏

@bbmhlanga @TrevorNcube Idziwo idzi kuda kunzi ndataura chete

If I received a car or money from guests @TrevorNcube would fire me on the spot. More importantly I would feel ashamed of myself of selling my ethics. Especially working for a State owned and controlled media house.

Aliens. Gravity. Reality itself. What if it’s not what you were told? The United States Government has started opening doors many feared to touch… But long before that, Prophet Angel Raah was already speaking. There is a hidden story— a people cast out since Cain… wandering in the Book of Genesis. And now they are back. Different. Awakened. Uncontainable. THE LAND OF NOD — Thursday Night 7PM(BST) They were never meant to fit in so they want to take over

@matinyarare Iwewe utori dambudziko

Varakashi you lied that Ramaphosa came to Zimbabwe for a private visit to support President Mnangagwa. But the South African government’s Presidency’s own X page clearly said it was a working visit, meaning it was not leisure or business as usual as you Varakashi purported. Now, what kind of business-unusual working visit do you think happens between a rich country like South Africa and a poverty-stricken neighbor that keeps spilling refugees into South Africa -in such an unscheduled and emergency manner on a Sunday of a long weekend- besides the rich neighbor coming to manage yet another crisis created by the dumb poor neighbor who is about to burn their own house down again, to displace more refugees into the rich country because of the untamed and never ending lust for power of its leaders?

I salute you all 🫡