Christo Kruger

Have you been injured? #slushfund

Gunners!

So grateful to wake up this morning to the news that my photograph from the Bordeaux Toulouse game has won the Investec Champions Cup “Out of the Ordinary” Photograph of the Year. 📸🏉

@haribaldijones I live the optimism, wish I believed it :( Feels like our scrum is the only thing working at the moment.

Cardiff with a spirited fight to take the cake: congratulations. Their attack sets found edge. Stormers could - in a sort of likely scenario - face the very same team in a Cape Town QF. Plenty to fix before then; but all of it can be fixed. So many STO points gone begging.

I’m an empath so it really hurts my heart when you guys are fucking losers

"Look I asked [AI] and it says" Not joking even a little bit when I say I'd rather listen to things you heard from a clown you met in a dumpster than anything any AI told you

happy 10 years to DOOM (2016)

Happy 10th birthday to DOOM 2016. Without the original DOOM the FPS genre would be very different, and I reckon the same could be said for FPS games of today without DOOM 2016. A classic on release and still a classic today.

i move around every few seconds just in case there’s a sniper on me

you die and see a giant screen. the credits start to roll, the names of everyone you ever knew scroll by, attributed to various actors who played in the strange film that was your existence. a message pops up at the end saying “based on the short story 'The Big Gay Idiot'”

Next time you watch Mr Bean, pay attention to his actions

If you drink precisely enough while playing pool you start to see trajectories and overlays and shit

Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

The greatest 20 minute demolition to ever happen 🔥🔥

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

This is such a shame. Was always my pick for the Boks if DDA couldn't be there. Even as a Stormers fan, when the Bulls announced the Pollars signing, I wasn't as nervous as when they mentioned Serfontein coming back.

every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.