I am your Padre

End SNAP. Replace it with monthly distributions of dried beans, powdered milk and rice See how quickly people go back to work.

I’m gonna tell you something that will save you thousands of dollars in marriage counseling. The key to a happy household is a well fucked husband.

@BasedHedgy @DudeWhoInvests Trump bought over $1M of $NOW in February

@DudeWhoInvests Those buys are collectively $140k… relax

Why are politicians buying the living shit out of ServiceNow $NOW stock?!?!

@Oilfield_Rando I am right here as well.

I just can’t. I just can’t accept that my government takes my money to bring these people here and then takes more of my money to buy all their shit and then takes more of my money to bankroll all of their flagrant Medicaid scams. It’s entirely unacceptable.

@GovStockTracker @tradewithcong When did DJT buy $NOW? Was that info provided?

@tradewithcong Donald Trump bought $1m - $5m worth as well!

We found another stock ✍ Six politicians have been buying $NOW (ServiceNow) in 2026: Byron Donalds: ~$30K Tony Wied: ~$50K Ro Khanna: ~$15K Charles Fleischmann: ~$15K Josh Gottheimer: ~$15K Michael McCaul: ~$15K And the fact that Khanna is buying makes it even more compelling Here's why: 1. He bought SanDisk 8 months ago 2. That stock is up over ~3,000% since 3. ServiceNow "maybe" could be the next SanDisk (we'll see)

@DarrigoMelanie Tell me you know absolutely nothing about tax laws without telling me.

Jeff Bezos paid $500M for his super-yacht and $75M for his super-yacht’s mini-yacht — both of which he’s allowed to write-off on his taxes. That alone would cover $180 in classroom supplies for every public school teacher in the U.S.

@PGordonPBR Tell little Johnny to ice up. He’s starting on Tuesday. Win or go home.

It happened again. An 11-year-old threw more than 160 pitches over a weekend because adults decided winning mattered more than arm care. #Youth baseball has a responsibility to protect kids — not sacrifice their future for Sunday trophies. philadelphiabaseballreview.com/2026/05/travel…

California voters are insane. You've lost the plot if you think Karen Bass deserves another term or Gavin Newsom did a good job. Spending $37B on homelessness and it just gets worse. That's 200K a head. You could literally buy each of them a house in the bible belt and still have money left over. Stop spending more. It's getting grifted by builders, charities and administrators. Voters wanted a high speed train from LA to SF. Passed a bill for $33B in 2008. 18 years later, ZERO miles built. $13B spent. New budget $231B. Japan built theirs in 1964. China has laid 28,000 miles of track since. WE STILL HAVE NO TRAIN. How are we this incompetent? Where is the money? You pay the highest income tax in the country. Gas is $2 over the national average. Electricity is double. That's not iran bud. LOL. That's your wasted tax dollars and failed policies at work. Can't even get PG&E to fix their powerlines so more homes don't burn down. 1.5M+ ppl have left the state since 2020. More than the city of Seattle. The state lost a House seat for the first time in 171 years. Chevron was founded here in 1879. Packed up for Houston. Tesla left. Oracle left. SpaceX left. In-N-Out closed its first store in 75 years of business. Oakland. Workers couldn't get to their jobs without being looted or harassed. Gunshots through the dining room and they called it quits. Tourists can't stop at IHOP on the way from SFO without getting their windshield smashed. But ya, everything is OK. Trust us. You decriminalized drugs. Now SF has 635 dying of overdose and 35 from murder. Your answer is more drugs. Keep the cartel in business. Lets make sure there are needles and zombies everywhere, that will keep those darn kids off the street. And then the fraud. Highest taxes in the country, highest fraud in the country. EDD lost $32B to COVID fraud. A third of the entire country's fraud, out of one state. Checks went to inmates. Someone called Mr Poopy Pants got paid. Nobody went to jail. Stop paying for homelessness, fraud and drugs. Take that money and BUILD. Focus on wildfire prevention. It doesn't take a genius to see the stuff over the last 20 years. Refill reservoirs. Build desalination plants. Cover waterways. Capture runoff. Staff up the fire department. But nah that's too rational. Long live socialism. Saudi Arabia didn't have water. They built stuff. You don't have water and you get some high school dropout with a humanities degree to research if building a plant hurts someone's feelings. California can no longer build ANYTHING. Syria builds faster than this failed state. 16,000 homes gone in the fires. One year later, 12 rebuilt. Actuaries won't price insurance. Carriers are leaving the state. Geico is probably cheaper in Iraq. Bass funnels to her husband. Newsom funnels to his wife. The billionaires whose taxes pay for all of it get blamed. The homeowners who lost their houses get blamed. Climate gets blamed. Then Spencer Pratt runs for mayor and you call HIM crazy for having no experience and living in a hotel. Look at the receipts and tell me who's crazy. You'll do it again in June and wonder why nothing changes. Nothing changes because you don't change. MAYBE STOP VOTING FOR A SINGLE PARTY DEMOCRAT SOCIALIST DICTATORSHIP AND YOUR STATE CAN GET BETTER. Good luck out there. You'll need it.

GIVE THIS VETERAN BACK HIS GODDAMN DOG!?!?!?!?!??

@MurrayHillGuy1 A tranny

33 year old… who the hell does she want?

🚨Another Problem with Capital Gains Tax: The $3,000 Loss Limitation If you have more losses than gains, the amount you’re allowed to write off is capped at $3,000. This is called the capital loss limitation. But here’s the catch: that $3,000 hasn’t been adjusted for inflation. At today’s prices, $3,000 barely covers a month’s rent. When that rule was introduced back in 1986, $3,000 was a significant amount. It could have covered several months of living expenses. And the intention behind it made sense, to give smaller investors some tax relief for taking the risk of investing and helping stimulate the economy. But fast forward to today, and inflation has eroded the value of that deduction. Depending on how you measure it, that $3,000 should now be closer to $30,000 to $50,000 in real terms. So why hasn’t it been updated? If you're losing money as an investor, you should be allowed to deduct those losses in the year they happen, not carry them forward in tiny chunks that no longer reflect the cost of living or the real size of your losses. What do you think? Isn’t it time we brought some fairness back to the tax code?

@MrPlowSD Not real, but probably what they all think and why they inside trade stocks.

This can’t be real

@kingdom_royals Would’ve been great for the Padres if he was a career Royal!

Eric Hosmer telling the story of him leaving in free agency is fantastic insight The Royals initially offered Hosmer 7 years but then owner David Glass came in and said nothing more than 5 years Hosmer was crying just talking about it. He wanted to be a career Royal💔

@HURTS2x @Seth_3773 Ok, Pussy

@Eggorian @Seth_3773 You’re such a pussy

I’ve seen this before, but let’s talk about it… my take… soft insecure umpire. I wonder if this guy ever advanced out of the minor leagues And I have a hunch, he’s under 5’10”

@Pads1818 Not sure who our current golden boy is TBH. Throwing at FTJ right now might actually wake him up.

Just a reminder before the Padres - Dodgers series, Padres have Mason Miller who can throw 103 mph at Ohtani's head if the dodgers wanna keep throwing at Tatis, watch out for golden boy Ohtani It's up to the dodgers if they want to keep hitting Tatis

@PadresDataDaily #firesouza

Jackson Merrill 3+ K games: 2024 - 3 2025 - 3 2026 - 7

@MLBONFAX Cocky

Describe him in ONE word

@phxlogan Banger!

Cockfighting is running rampant in the NL West

Once in Vegas I lost half of my life savings in 30 minutes, still hurts thinking about it… To this day when I’m in Vegas, I won’t drive anywhere near that wedding chapel