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@ElectionPills

sitting under The Learning Tree. Pedantry Isn't Wit, & Contrarianism Isn't Wisdom

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@DaisyBard @redditships "Are you sure he's Jewish?" "Of course he is, I met him at Hillel, why wouldn't he be?" THIS SUMMER... IGNORANCE IS BRIS. "My wedding's in a week! I need to convert NOW!" GOY VEY. In theaters August 23rd.
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@suchnerve And so what if they are ugly? Your electric bill sure ain’t gonna be ugly
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never trust the tastes of someone who thinks all solar panels are ugly
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Samoan Dynasty@dynastytribal·
The Only Man Who Ever No-Sold the Pedigree
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@suchnerve Home Depot guys will load your order into your truck for tips, I imagine it’s quite possible a FedEx employee would be similarly willing unless whatever time metrics bullshit he’s subjected to has him so under the gun he doesn’t dare fall behind.
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Vivian@suchnerve·
Question. I have a very heavy package coming, and I’m a weakling, but I need to unbox the item and put it in the trunk of my car. Would it be weird if I offered the FedEx guy $20 to wait a moment for me to open the box, then help me carry the item over?
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@AmardeepMcFly @Graham_SFN Plus, y’know, Banjoman. Two team markets (as this is SUPPOSED TO BE) are never really going to split clean. I worked with a Giants/Raiders fan once. No, really.
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john spytek stan acct@AmardeepMcFly·
@Graham_SFN there are a LOT of 49ers/A's fans. I know a lot of people that became Niner/A's fans during that generation where the Raiders were in LA and the allure of Joe Montana was too strong
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Brad@Graham_SFN·
Is it weird that I’m a fan of the 49ers, A’s, Warriors, Cal? It seems most 49ers fans are Giants, Stanford, Warriors. What are your teams?
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@suchnerve People out here really struggling with the whole threat vs. bribe thing
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Vivian@suchnerve·
(trying to scare me off) Oh yeah? Well what if you had buttery lobster AND juicy steak??
🍂 That Guy 🍂@ThatGuy7700

@suchnerve Everyone says this until the autistic leftist man wants you to play every single Kingdom Hearts game with him

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@suchnerve You know it’s desperate times on their part when they’re turning a blind eye to smoking weed.
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@Pyre_the_first I’m pretty sure it was dominos It’s happening like once every eight years now lol
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Miss Gender@girldrawsghosts·
One of the few fun little quirks of runaway death stage capitalism is when a fast food chain enters the “we are so fucking sorry we let it get this bad” chapter of prostration marketing
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@MikeHotDogMayor Pitchers still have to bat in Japan’s Central League, looking forward to it being the emergency airtime filler during the lockout
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Mike the Hot Dog Mayor@MikeHotDogMayor·
The 4 corners: - Sandlot Ball - Indy Ball - International Ball - Women's Ball
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Mike the Hot Dog Mayor@MikeHotDogMayor·
At this point I've given up on sports gambling "just going away" i actually think a massive gambling scandal that rocks American sports might be just what we need. Hopefully it collapses MLB
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@suchnerve Adapt to the market or go out of business is allegedly the reason why capitalism is supposedly so fair, after all
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Vivian@suchnerve·
“But that would bankrupt us!” So? Not our problem. Try having a more sustainable business model next time.
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Vivian@suchnerve·
Imagine the popularity of legislation banning AI services from plagiarism, using water, and using non-renewable electricity, forcing them to pay for all content they use + solely reject waste heat into ambient air + fund photovoltaic, wind turbine, and energy storage systems
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@rushicrypto a recession, like all the other depressions we have, because admitting depressions are depressions is to admit our system does not work.
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Rushi@rushicrypto·
If the last one was named “The Great” Depression, what’s this one going to be called?
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@MikeDro_ sure am looking forward to getting a new Black Sox scandal every season from here on out.
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Mike Dro@MikeDro_·
Good morning to everyone except Major League Baseball We need less of this gambling stuff, not more. The integrity of the game will continue to deteriorate
Ben Horney@BenHorney

SCOOP: MLB is getting into the prediction-market business through a multi-year deal with Polymarket. Polymarket will be the exclusive prediction-market partner of MLB and will be the only platform allowed to use team logos and marks, sources tell @FOS. frontofficesports.com/mlb-makes-mult…

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Autumn Ren ❀˖°@autumnrenxox·
@dr3amoperator The accuracy hurts. Girls treat it like a 'getting to know you' icebreaker and guys treat it like they’re guarding a state secret in a Cold War movie
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lenny@dr3amoperator·
one thing i've noticed as a passing trans man about my cis friends is girls will out you to people you don't even know in casual conversation and guys will assume you don't want ANYBODY to know EVER
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@bedoohan @oaklandfans The A's dominance in Philly was in the 1910's and 20's. Once the 30's and 40's came and they sold off their players (sound familiar?) The phillies and the whiz kids era took over. Once the A's left they were forgotten losers and philly could care less, they had the phillies
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