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@InPostUK Thanks for updates @InPostUK, you're filling your customers with a great deal of confidence, this is being dealt with. I am being sarcastic. Utter shambles and unacceptable when you run a service that thousands of people rely on. I'm just not convinced.

Service Update Some parcels are taking a little longer than usual, link to find out more here - inpost.co.uk/service-update - We are very sorry for these unexpected delays and understand your disappointment, please be assured we will resolve this.

@InPostUK Shouldn't have said you'd have this rectified by Wednesday 25th because now we're all still waiting for our parcels. Tut tut.

@LNER will you inform @Eurostar how there will be a rush of people looking to get on the Eurostar given the delays. Please exercise #joinedupthinking

@LNER why oh why are other train services firing past our hour delayed train into Kings Cross? Do @TLRailUK have priority?

@massimodutti I can't unless I get a blue tick, which I am not going to be doing. Can you send me a DM and I'll send you what you need. Thanks

@massimodutti who the hell is the pattern cutter and pattern maker on your chinos? The seams on these trousers are all over the place! #lackofqualitycontrol

7-8pm tonight on BBC Four is a rather lovely Eisteddfod-dedicated hour. Two new shows feature: • @huwstephens hosting • @thehuwedwards barding • @PrifWeinidog cheesing • @dafyddiwan ymaohyding • Tregaron Ceredigioning

Job opportunity for GM working at the gym I’m opening in Leicester. Please share if you can 👍🏽

"who is this woman and what does she do for a living" 🥲

Wow! We are world beating again. Doesn’t it make you proud to be led by the most venal and useless government of all time?

Whatcha Lookin At!? 💍♥️ #Wifey

So after suggesting to @WayfairUK that the @massivum Del Mare should be better packaged...and of course waiting weeks, how did the replacement Del Mare arrive? Great effort team @massivum @WayfairUK @BJSHomeDelivery. My suggestion clearly taken onboard...or not!

So how did my first @massivum Del Mare order turn up? Well delivered @BJSHomeDelivery

@SouthernRailUK why is the 8.16am from Norwood Junction to London Bridge forever delayed!? It's so frustrating!

@huwbbc where do you get your suits from? #sharpasatack

@SouthernRailUK why is the delayed 8.16 from Norwood Junction to London Bridge only 5 carriages???? This is ridiculous

@SouthernRailUK will the 8.16 from Norwood Junction to London Bridge consist of more than 5 carriages tomorrow?

@SouthernRailUK why is the 08.16 from Norwood Junction to London Bridge only 5 carriages long on a non-strike day??????

@SouthernRailUK the 17.04 from London Bridge to Epsom was cancelled for shortage of train crew. Can I claim a refund

@SouthernRailUK you just get worse and worse. Shame on you