Emil Allard

@inyagirldreamss I have the disc version and STILL can’t play without an online connection

This is why disc are important you can't even play the call of duty campaign offline beacuse you don't have online

@CallofDuty EmilAllard #REBIRTHDAY

Grab the squad and party-up for #REBIRTHDAY on April 3 🎉 RSVP by replying with your Activision ID and #REBIRTHDAY to secure your free Caked Up Weapon Blueprint gift when you login on launch day for Season 3 🎁

We picked up our Click & Collect Christmas shop from @Tesco on the afternoon of the 22nd December - the turkey slices for Boxing Day both went out of date and both the satsumas and lemons were mouldy by Christmas Eve. All meant to be Tesco Finest, didn’t even last 2 days!!

Since announcing the acquisition over a year ago now, we’ve talked a lot about what the future could look like, but we haven’t shown it. So, we came together with @scottbelsky and the @adobe team to imagine “what if ...” We wanted to share some of our ideas with you.

Dear @StarbucksUK please stop making my drinks with sugar-free syrup. It really ruins the drink with an awful after-taste. I got a Salted Caramel Maple Latte from Kingston today and nowhere on the menu did it say that it was sugar-free.

Wow! @timhortonsuk is so so bad! It shouldn’t share a name with the real @TimHortons - The nacho beef burger was something from a burger van. Cheap frozen beef patties and 2 nachos. The worst burger I’ve had! Was so excited to see one in Northampton, but the biggest waste of £20!

@Casey @nothing .

ok ok ask and you shall recieve. @nothing said they'd give away 5 pair for free. not my pair, they're gonna give away other pairs because i'm not willing to give mine away. 5 comments with 0 likes will get one. NOTHING will select the winners within the next 48 hours.

@geekypastimes Yep, hadn’t crashed once on the PS5 until the latest update, now it’s crashed (game totally freezes and you need to force quit the game) 4 times this week.

Just had the whole PC restart randomly when going into DMZ. That's a fun new bug for me...

I’ve really tried to like Warzone 2.0, but I can’t get on with it. It’s not fun like the first one. People are laying in buildings, camping safe objectives and it’s impossible to re-gain, because someone is hiding in a bush at the community loadout. I think it might be time…

Ummmmm @CommunityFibre what’s happened to my 900mbps internet?

@geekypastimes Add the ability to cancel reloads, that’s got me killed too many times!

@geekypastimes @Melee_Beast Oh what a coincidence, do you need a graphic designer?

@Melee_Beast On twitch I often get someone following, saying hi and asking something about what I'm playing, then "sorry to interrupt but do you need a graphic designer". We have business emails for a reason.

If you're getting in touch with someone hoping to sell them some kind of service, maybe don't start your unsolicited emails by vaguely insulting their work. Also stop saying you love my videos then adding a weird comment that makes it clear you didn't watch any.

Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended

So glad I pre-ordered the iPhone 14 Pro Max from @O2 - it came out on 16th September and I have just been told I have to wait another 4 WEEKS! Honestly it’s been the worst customer service I’ve ever had. #iPhone14ProMax #iphone #apple

@the50ftsnail @geekypastimes It’s such a shame that you don’t have our audio on it. We were all in pieces!

@geekypastimes @Emilallard You can see the drill charge hit the crate on the way down - I didn’t realise that it made contact!

Spent the last hour messing around with dolphin diving and stuff in the #mw2 beta with @Emilallard and @the50ftsnail and I haven't laughed that much in ages. I'm going to miss this beta, it's so much fun.

These ‘Fockups’ templates show what your designs will really look like in the wild 😂😂😂😂😂

Been having a look at the official logos of Tory leadership hopefuls and now feel sufficiently informed to judge them.

The #ModernWarfareII tagline doesn’t sit well with me: “The ultimate weapon is team”

YouTube is a free university. But there are more than 38,000,000 channels there and it's hard to find the good ones. Here are 10 channels that will make you smarter:

What NOT to say to Graphic Designers - A Thread🧵