Pontificus Minimalist

SHOCKING update about the individual who stole my sister’s car while she navigates her son battling leukemia, but he kindly left my nephew’s throw up bucket despite tossing all of her children’s car seats throughout Buffalo, NY while he went on a joyride with his friends all night only to end it with a hit and run while he was headed back to taxpayer funded government housing… The same individual who was released WITHOUT BAIL, despite this being his FIFTH arrest for vehicle theft, along with a domestic violence arrest that very same day, and a growing list of additional charges already stacked up in his 18-year-old life. 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁 HE DIDN’T SHOW UP TO COURT TODAY! 🫢

@Justhangin60067 @NolteNC Match point?

@NolteNC He did four good movies before 1980, after that he sucked. That’s the real crime. Bananas, Sleeper, Annie Hall and his first one, What’s up Doc(?).

Woody Allen is not a degenerate. Over 60 years in a degenerate business, no one has ever accused him of anything. The Soon-Yi affair is one black mark in a 96-year life that is otherwise scandal-free. They'been married for over 25 years now.

@OneNickADay @9mmsmg Thank you for your compliance, Blessed Eunuch.

@EmperorConstan @9mmsmg Ok King George

Men who get vasectomies are broken. No man should willingly sterilize themselves, even if there is a possibility it can be reversed.

@OneNickADay @9mmsmg neutering yourself so you can “cream pie” your wife is the pinnacle of intelligence and responsibility…..

@EmperorConstan @9mmsmg That’s dumb an irresponsible

@OneNickADay @9mmsmg This is why your the definition of effeminacy: You’re done having kids when God says you’re done. And if you’re afraid of that because it’s inconvenient than you should ask yourself why.

@9mmsmg Dude I get it, but I wanted to give my wife so many cream pies all the time! I don’t want her to be on birth control, and we’re done having kids.

As someone who does pre-marriage counseling, I would be more inclined to tell a young man it is OK to marry a redeemed woman with a sexual past than to tell a young lady it's OK to marry a man with an anonymous X account who calls sisters in Christ whores.

@scrubjay__ @trench_maestro @bumbadum14 after the 3rd generation, sometimes as soon as the second once the abuela dies, they stop sending remittances. They really don’t even speak much Spanish.

@trench_maestro @bumbadum14 It is possible if you denaturalize and deport anchor babies, tax the hell out of remittances to Mexico, plus some other incentive based stuff. The goal isn't to get them all out, but most of them.

The funniest part about ICE is that it’s so diverse. America is so demographically gone that even our gestapo looks like an LA party.

@swils0608 @Gian_TheBaptist

@Gian_TheBaptist "Irreparably damaged". You and I serve a different Jesus. I suspect your wife disdains you more than you realize but she's probably too scared of you to admit it.

For one, my wife actually likes me and is attached to me because her ability to pair bond has not been irreparably damaged by having multiple "partners" Consequently, I am not treated with disdain or constantly disrespected in my own house.

@ssavage0914 @QuetzalThoughts It’s not true. The Guardian likes to make up or summon into existence bad men doing bad things. A few years ago, they tried to make “stealthing” a thing

@QuetzalThoughts I am a woman and an avid hiker I would never do this to anyone Wtf is wrong with people?

I can't wrap my head around men who do this. When I've been in nature with women, even the ones I have zero romantic entanglements with, I've always understood it as an unspoken but sacred fact that I am there for protection if anything goes awry. Deserting a woman in the middle of nowhere is so vile it offends my deepest conceptions of what it even means to be a man.

@simonateba Let me show you 90% of the asylum cases:

BREAKING: Supreme Court signals it may let Trump block asylum seekers at the border before they even reach the United States In plain terms: People fleeing violence or persecution could be turned away immediately at the border—without ever getting the chance to make their case. This reverses a basic principle of U.S. law: If you reach U.S. soil, you can ask for protection.

@AlexNowrasteh @TheSWPrincess now control for Blacks among Native Americans.

New research at the Cato Institute: Illegal immigrants have a low incarceration rate, and legal immigrants have the lowest. Incarceration rate for native-born Americans was 1,195 per 100k; 674 per 100k for illegal immigrants; & 303 per 100k for legal immigrants in 2024.

@DaikataroK @octal @CleansedTweets

@EmperorConstan @octal @CleansedTweets And even that is so commonplace they literally have a waiver

Thailand is considering shortening the tourist visa from 60 days to 30 days due to widespread frustration with tourist behaviour. Main complaints by nationality by Thais: Chinese tourists: Travel in large, loud groups, often rude and disrespectful. Refuse Thai food, only eat Chinese cuisine. Frequent littering and ignoring religious site rules. Indian tourists: Large groups that litter beaches. Loud public behaviour. Aggressive haggling. Refuse to follow venue rules. Dominant presence in sex tourism areas like Pattaya. Low spending compared to other tourists. Many working illegally. Hygiene issues. Russian tourists: Drunken, disruptive behaviour. Shirtless in public. Fighting and rowdy antics Sense of entitlement. Working illegally. Israeli tourists: Strong sense of entitlement. Unpaid bills. Public intoxication. Aggressive and disrespectful behaviour. British tourists: Stag and hen night culture. Blackout drinking. Shirtless in public. Bar fights and disorderly conduct.

@octal @CleansedTweets Or for some really degenerate and heinous shit with a ladyboy

@octal @CleansedTweets American dudes are on their best behavior because they’re there to find a wife lol

@AjApplegoose @sweatystartup

@sweatystartup Or we live on acreage with beautiful views, no neighbors, have horses, geese and chickens rather than live like sardines with some power hungry Karen with her boot on your neck because your grass is 1/4" too high. That's real wealth. HOA are for sheep.

All the rich people I know love living in places with HOAs. No broken down boats. Rainbow yard signs. Grass 2 feet tall. Lack of weed control. Broken fridge on front porch. Broke people hate HOAs because they hate doing basic things to make their houses look nice.

@KILLTOPARTY Do they have kids? is the big question

Not me watching 40 something-year-old women ruin their lives for absolutely no reason

@DanielGilr44222 so funny how people shit a brick abt 70 yr old English guy having an age appropriate opinion. He’s an old working stiff from Liverpool. It’s like when they asked the Duck Dynasty dudes opinion on it . Don’t pretend to be surprised that the Swamp Guy doesn’t like gay shit.

@NordicRest @MustacheBob2 I am literally a combat veteran. So you can pull the sand out of your clit

@EmperorConstan @MustacheBob2 Calling a vet a bitch-ass when you're not is crazy work.

If they replaced every Chaplain with a mental health counselor the military would be a better place. Also Pete is just making the military worse for minority religious affiliations, because he's a bigot.

@itsviperdemex Seriously, I mean this from the bottom of my heart: You are literally scum.

OnlyFans has literally changed the lives of millions of people. Single moms paying rent. Artists funding their dreams. Entrepreneurs building real businesses from nothing. To shut it down on a whim would be one of the most selfish acts in modern business history. Some people's entire livelihoods. their families' futures. live on that platform. This isn't a joke. This isn't content. This is people's lives. 🖤