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Most Valuable Primate@PunchDaMonkeysX·
@JaneDoedd51 @nasty_fasty808 @zkdculture @NapoleonTonyy This is not a difference of opinion about tax rates or how late public parks should be open. MAGA believes women should rather die than get an abortion, queer people shouldn't exist in society, and MAGA would rather bomb children overseas than feed them here at home.
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۶ৎ@zkdculture·
you know the industry is cooked when this song is going to surpass whitney houston’s ‘i will always love you’ and mariah carey’s ‘we belong together’ for most weeks #1 on the billboard chart
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tone@EmpireStateTone·
@ClayTravis No shit Sherlock. That theatre isn’t capable of displaying 70mm film. Those are the only theatres that are difficult to get a ticket at
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Clay Travis
Clay Travis@ClayTravis·
You can presently get 20 seats together for any IMAX show here all day tomorrow. The 10 am, 2 pm, 6 pm and 10 pm IMAX screenings.
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Clay Travis
Clay Travis@ClayTravis·
It’s impossible get IMAX seats for “The Odyssey” anywhere gush the Hollywood media. At my local theater you can get 20 IMAX seats together tomorrow morning if you want them.
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tone@EmpireStateTone·
@DefiantLs Don lemon is the closest thing to 9/11 without planes crashing into towers and all that
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Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
Don Lemon: "MAGA is the closest thing to the modern version of the Nazi Party, without the Holocaust and all that stuff."
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Ben Swain@TheBenSwain·
Will Ferrell becoming unlikeable is probably the biggest surprise of my lifetime
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tone@EmpireStateTone·
@oncoprostatelog @TheBenSwain He’s responsible for some of the best comedies ever made. Anchorman, stepbrothers, Talladega nights. Old school.
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Oncoprostatelog@oncoprostatelog·
@TheBenSwain Never was a fan, never thought he was remotely funny- still don’t
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tone@EmpireStateTone·
@ripx4nutmeg 3 grown men that can’t restrain a fat tranny
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ripx4nutmeg@ripx4nutmeg·
Bodycam footage has just been released of police visiting an American campus last year following the report of a car theft. Unfortunately for them, the first person they meet is a cross-dressing student, who throws repeated and aggressive tantrums over his gender identity.
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tone@EmpireStateTone·
@j14024239 @OhioTate Happens to the best of us. We’ve all went home after a night out only to lay in our beds horny with nothing but the ceiling to stare at It’s a feeling that makes some cower to a marriage. Nadu however, strives to conquer and compete. It is admirable to say the least.
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tone@EmpireStateTone·
@DNeckel19 @jakemalasek This isn’t even remotely the same. Everyone in America can buy a 50 inch 4K tv for like 200 bucks
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Danny Neckel@DNeckel19·
@jakemalasek Why shoot the Super Bowl in 4K? Don’t they know that most people can’t see it “the right way”?
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Jake Malasek
Jake Malasek@jakemalasek·
I don’t understand the IMAX thing. If there are only 25 screens that can show your movie “the right way” in the country, why make a movie that way? Or why can’t regular screens just project the movie with the IMAX dimensions and lose a little off the sides? Never made sense.
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tone@EmpireStateTone·
@OhioTate After this party he will be laying in his bed and staring at the ceiling until breakfast
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Ohio’s Tate
Ohio’s Tate@OhioTate·
This is Jeff Nadu’s world and we’re all just living in it #YORGOS 🎥
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tone@EmpireStateTone·
@OhioTate Security should be wrangling those 300 pound broads instead of harassing Nadus wise guys
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tone@EmpireStateTone·
@DefiantLs This guy gets more insufferable every podcast he does. Just stop doing them
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Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
MrBeast: I tell my team, technically anything's possible. If as humans we really wanted to, we could technically blow up the moon with enough nukes. We're not going to, because it's not worth the time or money, but you have to have that frame of mind.
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Andy Slater
Andy Slater@AndySlater·
JUST IN: The Miami Heat are now favored to land LeBron James. (via @HardRockBet)
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tone@EmpireStateTone·
The only thing that fat ass Chaya and her Libs of Tik Tok account accomplishes is getting liberals huge pay days due to unjust firings. You’re exactly what is wrong with the Republican Party. You will reject freedom and liberty at every turn, just as long as it benefits the billionaires you support.
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Libs of TikTok
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
Amy Fryda, a teacher at Cohasset Middle School (@comsprincipal) in MA, allegedly posted this picture online, appearing to celebrate the death of Lindsey Graham, and and hoping for the deaths of Mitch McConnell and President Trump. We reached out to the school multiple times for comment, but they did not respond. Would you trust this person with your children?
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tone@EmpireStateTone·
Moving out of home as a young adult is a weird American psyop If you hold a job and pay your portion of bills then there is absolutely nothing wrong with staying home and living with family. The issue is when you do not earn a livable income, fail to hold a job and use your family as a crutch to make up for your lack of work ethic. Stop ridiculing young people for making wise financial decisions.
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tone@EmpireStateTone·
@TexansCommenter @netflix Yeah Flacco been waiting to take a jab at sanders you can tell 😂😂 that’s why you pay a vet to come in the room because they can speak their mind without anyone opening their mouth
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Houston Stressans
Houston Stressans@TexansCommenter·
Shedeur Sanders wearing a visor on Quarterback on @netflix allowed Joe Flacco to express his disdain for them 😭 “If you wear a visor it’s for look, you think you look sweet. I don’t want my kids to wear visors either. They’re just annoying, they’re gunna fog up.” Shedeur: “No they’re not.” Joe: “yeah they are. They f***ing suck dude. It’s all about look. When I was a kid, I wanted a visor too. Then I’m like, visors suck.” On his kids wearing one: “I’d let em wear it but I’d tell em ‘You’re a quarterback, you’re f***ing wearing a visor? You look like a f***ing idiot.’”
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