Chris Engleby

@Ahmad_RMFC Alan Shearer

Who Made The Number 9 Famous?

@footballtweet Not even the best English player - Matt Le Tissier first that springs to mind

Is Harry Kane the best player in history to NEVER win a trophy? 🤔

@FCBSlesh Cruyff, Messi, Puyol & Xavi

Who are the 4 players on the FC Barcelona Mount Rushmore?

@SoVeryBritish Ma’am

What’s something Americans say that just wouldn’t sound right coming from a Brit?

@nocontextfooty Red all day…club over country, I’ll get a new favourite ever player and black is useless as the EPL will find a way to stop you spending it unless you’re one of the cartel 5 + City

@Kcee0404 Anthony Gordon

Name a better u23 play than Cole Palmer this season I'll wait

@sportbible Andoni Zubizarreta

Who has the coolest name in football? 👀 We’ll start, Alessandro Del Piero 🤌

@WilliamHill Thanks

@Englebecius Hi it normally takes within 24-72 hours

@WilliamHill how long does your age verification process usually take?

@fesshole Bollocks…Astra drivers are just as bad

For 14 years my husband drove a Vauxhall Astra. Great driver, patient and respectful. Two months ago he bought a BMW and he's turned into a complete cunt when driving. I'm considering divorce.

@CFC_williams10 @TheChelseaForum @CFCSamH @UTD_Thanos @CFCPalmer__ David Datro Fofana

Name a chelsea player without the letter E in their name

@NUFC360 2 shit teams trying to out shit each other

Full Time | Chelsea 3-2 Newcastle Tell us your thoughts on the game! #NUFC

@SkySportsPL Can Gary Neville get Palmers cock any further down his throat?

"This kid is something special!" 🗣 Cole Palmer has done it again 👊

@SmokyCHE Liverpool & Man Utd easy

Delete two clubs forever.

@MayaKhan43 @footballtweet 1 league title in 32 years amigo…

The four biggest clubs in the world. 🫡

@StretfordPaddck Hopefully none

How many points from our next 3 games?🤔 #MUFC

@CollinRugg I’m sure she’s been 65 for at least 12 years

NEW: 65-year-old Madonna tries shaming a fan for sitting down during one of her concerts only to find out that the fan is in a wheelchair. "What are you doing sitting down over there? What are you doing sitting down?" she said while pointing at the fan. "Oh, OK. Politically incorrect, sorry about that. I’m glad you’re here." Yikes.

@footballtweet Drogba better at his peak but Eto’o’s prime was 3-5 seasons longer

🇨🇲 Today is Eto'o's birthday. 🇨🇮 Tomorrow is Drogba's birthday. ⚡️ Both in their absolute 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘. Who you taking? 👇

@piersmorgan You also need to maintain GD…hypothetically you could win all 10 and finish 2nd.

BREAKING: Arsenal are top of the Premier League. If we win our last 10 games, we’re champions. And this team can do it. 👊

@footballtweet Fuck off…

📲 The last digit of your phone number has to score a penalty to save your life: 0️⃣ Cristiano Ronaldo 1️⃣ Leo Messi 2️⃣ Jamie Carragher 3️⃣ Ruud van Nistelrooy 4️⃣ Steven Gerrard 5️⃣ Harry Maguire 6️⃣ Jorginho 7️⃣ David Beckham 8️⃣ Frank Lampard 9️⃣ John Terry Are you alive? 🤔