geebot (Jake)

My aunt suffered a fall last week. She is an amazing woman, a great wife and mother and a pillar of her community. If anyone can help, it would be much appreciated. Please share: gofundme.com/f/support-anne…

@BowTiedKong My wife's ability to lock in and block out useless information is unmatched. She also didn't know who Kamala Harris was until like early 2024.

@Essncgee What?

Gm Little boy Kong busted out rock paper scissors this AM, had no idea he knew that Beat me first time, 🤦 Kids are the best, I want ten more

@Annina_occhiblu @MichaelAArouet Diversity is our strength!

@MichaelAArouet This is much more scaring

This is really eye-opening. Germany doesn’t have enough children to pay for pensions and healthcare going forward, and almost one third of the children it has are on a straight path into permanent welfare. All the best Germany for your future.

@UncensoredUSAx @Josh_HokitUFC I wouldn't be too worried about any punches landing

@Josh_HokitUFC Who the hell wants to watch these chicks punch each other?

You can land a plane on that backside…

@redhotnerd Source: "Trust me bro, I'm unbiased."

Spencer, I wasn’t going to do this. It’s not worth my time. Seriously. But your dinner check the other night was $682 . Hope that helps. Don’t be a dick to the service staff where you stay. I’ve got your breakfast order, and the list of made up food allergies you claim. You’re just lying; stop. @TMZ

@CAgovernor So the previous 50 Jim Crow 2.0s were not actually Jim Crow 2.0 but this time it is actually Jim Crow 2.0?

The rush to silence Black voters ahead of the 2026 election is stone cold racism. It's Jim Crow 2.0.

@jonfavs You don't have to keep selling us

Spencer Pratt: “Alex Jones is an American Hero!”

@wheetz @VanityFair How do you feel about Mandami?

@VanityFair So they want someone with no political experience to be mayor. That is so ridiculous. It’s shameful.

Grammy-winning producer David Foster hosted a fundraiser for Spencer Pratt at his Brentwood home on Monday, as wealthy donors, influencers, and Hollywood figures increasingly warm to the reality star’s insurgent bid for Los Angeles mayor vanityfair.com/news/story/spe…

@GovKathyHochul Leftists fight with ICE, kick their cars, try to run them over, but they are also afraid to vote in their presence.

Voting is a constitutional right, not a loyalty test. In New York, we’re protecting voters from ICE interference and intimidation at polling places.

@thealepalombo You had it yesterday x.com/thealepalombo/…

This is (also) the ultimate most underrated city in all of Europe.

@RikiRealEstate Bosa (in my pfp)

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@realpeteyb123 2 months away from being 2 months away. Sounds familiar.

Two more weeks to end the Iran war and 2 more weeks to make a deal. 2 more weeks. Just 2. Two more weeks to reopen the Strait of Hormuz that was opened.

@realpeteyb123 In the last 9 days I've been to gas stations in CA (5.99), AZ(4.79), NM (4.29), OK(3.79), AR (3.89), IL(4.99), MI(4.49), and WI(4.49).

$118.78 to fill up my truck in New York. How about you all? How much and where?

@_Nosoup4you__ @DanBurmawy Who is going to enforce those laws if not cops?

@DanBurmawy Frankly cops should be worried about crime. Not broken license plate lights.

LA City Council just told LAPD they can't pull anyone over anymore for expired tags, dead tail lights, cracked windshields, busted mirrors, illegal tint, loud exhaust, or missing plates. Why? Because out of 72,000 stops in three years, 86% were Black or Latino drivers. So if your car is busted, you're now invisible to the LAPD. Congratulations. This rule is intended to reduce discriminatory policing and build community trust.

@checkcasherKBD @EdLatimore No. I never medicated for migraines.

@Essncgee @EdLatimore Yes! Same with me. Can I ask if you took any daily pill for migraines? I take Qulipta but the 5mg tadalafil has 95% cured the headaches. Would love to get off the Qulipta, but I'm nervous...

I've been taking 5mg Cialis (tadalafil) for about 6 months. Maybe a little longer. I've actually got it mentioned in my boxing supplements article, as tadalafil is (not currently) banned by WADA, but I tell guys competing to stay up to date. Here are a few random benefits I got: -Easier to empty my bladder when I pee. I'm not blowing like a Clydesdale, but the stream is strong, and I go way less often, unless I crushed a bunch of coffee. -Never had any issues getting it up, but I suspect it's more up. Girth on point. Like a D-battery. -I initially tried it for cardio benefits, and I can say it's real. I don't have superhuman lungs. Rather, it feels like I just took my inhaler. -Speaking of my inhaler, I need it less. Like, way less. I'm prescribed fluticasone propionate 232 mcg for daily use, and I have built up extra because I stopped using it. Obviously, this is not medical advice and just my experience (do your own research, please), but guys suffering from asthma should look into PDE5 inhibitors. Remember, I'm just a guy who used to get punched in the head for a living who thinks he's smart enough to put stuff into his body without a doctor. It might be a bad idea, but you only die once, right? I used to use an online pharmacy, but started using Elite Research USA because it's less hassle and cheaper. eliteresearchusa.com/products/91835…

@thealepalombo Yes. Landed there and drove through on the way to Bosa.

This is Alghero, Sardinia. Have you been?

@ChefGruel Never hear the left complaining about George Soros

I thought we hate billionaires?

@thealepalombo Bosa or SoCal.

You can choose one place for the rest of your life. Which one would you choose? I'll start:

@BowTiedKong Its too easy out here sometimes

Gm Worked out a great deal for a criminal client My hunch as to why: Prosecutor has a crush on me Pays to be hot