geebot (Jake)

Tell insurance companies them have to pay for birth center births and midwifery care.

@TheCinesthetic Tenet

What is the most unfairly hated movie that you will defend every time

@TJ_Bongiorno @Chad_Hominem_ Succession is the only one of these I've seen am I a libtard

@Chad_Hominem_ Akshually it says show not season The Italian American masterpiece wins by a mile

True Detective season 1 and it’s not even close

@grey4626 Which AI did you use to write this?

Get the FUCK out. The White House yanks your golden ticket after your whiny Israel lectures...Holy Sepulchre and Al Aqsa closures, Holy Fire ceremony demands, “no matter what” for priests while Iranian missiles fly...and suddenly you’re “done” with MAGA? “Not my party”? Cry me a fucking river, you performative little bitch. You were never MAGA. Not for one goddamn second. Your “Righteous Infiltrator” schtick was always a sophisticated mask for base pathology: the malignant narcissist posing as philosopher-king, infiltrating not for the cause but for the clout, the access, the dopamine hit of perceived moral superiority. True loyalty is ontological...an existential commitment to America First that transcends personal slights, sectarian caveats, and foreign-policy quibbles. Yours? Pure transactional psychology. The second denial of validation triggered classic narcissistic rage and devaluation. “Time to open eyes”? The only eyes blind here are yours to your own fragile ego structure. MAGA isn’t a fucking book club for delicate “thinkers” who fold under pressure or purity-test the movement on Israel while the Republic burns domestically. It’s a lethal philosophy of unyielding resolve, hardcore realism, and tribal fidelity forged in the fires of real stakes. You mistook it for your personal TED stage, you grifting tourist. This departure isn’t enlightenment; it’s excision...the body politic purging a viral weakness, a psychological parasite that never belonged. Real men of conviction don’t announce their exit like drama queens seeking last gasps of relevance. They endure. They fight. Your venom reveals the fraud...a soul too pathology-ridden for the arena. Fuck off into irrelevance where you belong. MAGA doesn’t mourn fair-weather infiltrators. The door’s that way, snowflake. Don’t let it bruise that delicate psyche on the way out. We were never yours to begin with. 🗡️💀🗡️

@Mike_Light_77 @boydmyers

@boydmyers @Essncgee Spread Gun and call it a wrap.

Want to get in my new Prelude, head to the mall, buy a few new albums to bump on my system and get home just in time to see Eddie Murphy on Arsenio. May play some Contra after.

@eatincherries @SenThomTillis You can't write a tiny paragraph without AI help?

@SenThomTillis Voter fraud isn’t some massive crisis. In Wisconsin (2024), there were 46 suspected cases out of 3.4 MILLION votes (~0.002%). That’s not an emergency, that’s a rounding error.

I am one of the few members of Congress who has actually passed a voter ID law (on a bipartisan basis), which I did as Speaker of the House in North Carolina, and that’s why I proudly co-sponsored the SAVE Act. While I support strengthening mail-in ballot integrity, many states like Utah, Florida, Alaska, and Montana rely on the use of mail-in ballots to conduct their elections, and we should not be completely upending how states already securely conduct their elections. Even if this issue is fixed, the SAVE America Act still will not have the 60 votes required to pass it. While the so-called ‘talking filibuster’ has been floated as an option, there is a reason why previous attempts to utilize it in recent history have failed. A ‘talking filibuster’ would effectively make Chuck Schumer the new Senate Majority Leader, allowing Democrats to block every single Trump judge and executive branch nominee, and allow them to force endless votes on anything they want. Democrats would control the floor of the U.S. Senate until the end of the year. There are only two ways out of a ‘talking filibuster.’ The first is for Democrats to miraculously give up and allow Republicans to pass the bill with a simple majority. That is never going to happen, and anyone who claims it’s even a remote possibility is either completely misinformed or intentionally misleading the American people. The second way is for Republicans to substantially weaken or eliminate the filibuster altogether. I have made it crystal clear that I will never vote to do this. Eliminating the filibuster is a foolish and lazy idea pushed by politicians seeking short-term gain at the expense of causing irreparable long-term harm to our nation. Succeeding in eliminating the filibuster would significantly weaken the minority party, end the need for bipartisan compromise, and allow erratic swings in policy that would transform America for the worse. Those are just the consequences of a best-case outcome. During the last Congress, all of my Democratic colleagues currently serving supported nuking the filibuster to try to pass their own partisan election reform bill. Democrats were dead wrong to try to change the filibuster when they controlled the Senate, and Republicans would be dead wrong to try to change the filibuster now that we control the Senate. The only real path to address the American people’s declining confidence in our elections is for both parties to find common ground on legislation that supports universal adoption of voter ID, proof of citizenship, and other vital election integrity measures.

@MyLatinLife Never had anything but an elite cup of coffee from El Salvador beans

Which country has the best coffee? ☕️

@justbeingmendy @NancyRPearcey What % of women suffer physical abuse at the hands of white men?

@NancyRPearcey That sounds great and all but that is not the life that most women have lived in the U.S. or globally

Surprisingly, the first to pass a law against wife beating were the much-maligned Puritans. The Puritan clergy started by preaching against wife beating. The Puritan minister Cotton Mather taught that for “a man to Beat his Wife was as bad as any Sacriledge.” He warned husbands not to “vex and despise their wives, whom they are commanded to love.” Another Puritan minister wrote that the wife-beating husband “shames his profession of Christianity, he breaks the Divine law, he dishonors God and himself, too.” Then, in 1641 the Massachusetts Bay colony enacted the first law anywhere in the world (that historians know of) against wife beating: “Every married woman shall be free from bodily correction or stripes by her husband.” The law was soon amended to include wives beating their husbands, as well as “unnatural severity” against children and servants. One Massachusetts man was even brought to court and fined when neighbors complained that he told his wife she was “but his Servant.” (from The Toxic War on Masculinity)

@TobyTurner "I can think of one way to avoid having to deal with grief...don't Murder your husband"

I’ll tell ya that is some bad luck. When the one woman who wrote a book about how much she misses you… kills you

@MyLatinLife El Salvador has the best coffee in the world. After visiting there, Its all I can drink now.

Just had one of the best coffees of my life today in El Salvador. 🇸🇻 LatAm is coffee heaven.

@GrageDustin Haha Minnesota guy...you might wanna sit the next few plays out.

How is California even a real place?

@EdLatimore I'm going to change the label on my zinc to Dbol

The placebo effect never ceases to amaze me.

@MarcLobliner 'Var it is then

Not a popular opinion, but it’s objectively true. 😂

Noone should be exempt from property taxes

@friendsofdoge @nickshirleyy @GovPressOffice By your own logic you are a partisan hack

@nickshirleyy @GovPressOffice Have you investigated one single thing the federal government is doing? Or do you only investigate blue states? I think thats why people consider you a fraud.

Nick Shirley, right now

@Kellen_the_man In the 70s,my Dad trailered his sailboat to Miami from Minnesota (where he went to HS), he stopped in a laundromat and randomly ran into 2 guys he went to HS with in St Paul. (They almost got him killed but that's a different, hilarious story.)

While in Santa Barbara last weekend, I went to hang out with a friend in Ventura CA We walked around town, down the pier, sat on a bench… As I looked up someone, who I had played youth sports with about 18 years ago, walked past us Could hardly believe it

@TJ_Bongiorno Mr Pibb is the best

What’s the most universally liked flavored beverage? Coke/Diet Coke?

@TJ_Bongiorno There is one use case

Nothing more cowardly than a burner account

@sam4ng @Franklin_Graham Do you believe everything in the Bible?

Thank you President Trump for helping families of faith to be able to foster children again! President Trump just did away with a Biden-era rule that required foster parents to prove they would support a gender transition or the LGBTQ identity of foster children. This Biden Administration rule had disqualified many loving Christians from being foster parents and contributed to a severe foster home shortage in our country. This is a great win for children in need—and we’re not tired of winning President @realDonaldTrump! billygraham.org/decision-magaz…

@thealepalombo Bosa Sardinia and Nantes France

Any plan for this summer?