Evan Lander

@cem0760 who the fuck cares. Brain rot.

🚨 Eşinin Bumble’da kendisini aldattığını öğrenen kadın, inanılmaz bir plan yaptı! Sahte bir profil açtı, kendine “Abby” dedi ve tam 2 ay boyunca kocasıyla flört etti. Mesajlar, tatlı sözler, hatta iskelede randevu bile ayarladı… Kocası hiçbir şeyden şüphelenmeden “Abby”ye her şeyi anlattı: boşanmak istediğini, eşinin sinir bozucu olduğunu… Ve o kritik telefon konuşmasında kadın soğukkanlılıkla sordu: “Abby ile iyi eğlenceler…” Kocası şaşkınlıkla “Abby mi? O kim?” diye sorunca kadın tek cümleyle her şeyi patlattı: “Çünkü ben Abby’yim.” Kocası donup kaldı, yalanlar bir bir ortaya döküldü. Adam resmen kendi tuzağına düştü 😱 Bu intikam videosunu izlerken hem gülecek hem de “vay be” diyeceksiniz! Siz olsanız ne yapardınız? Yorumlara yazın 👇🔥

@trades_hayes Right? I’m up 38% for the year.

I’d really like to know how people are getting obliterated when the market has barely pulled back. Stop top blasting meme stocks

@stone_maison_ @RP3onX @singlesdoubles Forsure! Definitely don't become complacent.

@EvanLander13 @RP3onX @singlesdoubles Good example - META, new blue chip. My point is just that the blue chips turnover. Don’t get caught holding one or worse yet buying when it’s no longer a blue chip. They don’t ring a bell for it you know.

Unpopular opinion: Dollar cost averaging down is one of the worst moves a trader can make.

@stone_maison_ @RP3onX @singlesdoubles Have you looked at GE lately? Fair enough, catch the big blues, but GE had a generational dip several years ago. I'm not saying hold everything for ever... But I do quite well DCAing large names, Lately, META... I had been buying in the 500's and sold at the resistance.

@EvanLander13 @RP3onX @singlesdoubles The blue chips from my early years are all dead or dying. GM, GE, VZ, WBA, ok INTC and IBM just got a new lease on life but have been dead for years. Those stalwart old Dow components aren’t that attractive anymore. New blue chips emerged and by 2030’s they’ll be different still.

@TonyTraydz @singlesdoubles look at AMZN monthly. lol

@EvanLander13 @singlesdoubles Every stock is a dogshite stock, given a long enough time frame

@stone_maison_ @RP3onX @singlesdoubles Dude, yes there are.

@RP3onX @singlesdoubles No such thing as blue chips anymore. They change every 10 years, so really not that blue.

@steaklovesme @JoshRainerGold it looks like fuckin photoshop lmao

@JoshRainerGold That is more than alcoholism. It looks like testosterone and steroids. Alcohol doesn't make your orbital ridge bone larger.

People want it to be alcohol but forget that steroids and HGH age the face. Also that picture is edited. Also you’re from Pakistan.

@FindleysFinance We have been using it for ads online, we’ve hit 26x ROAS as of recently 👌🏼

Bill Ackman is spot on. Meta plans to use their compute to enhance their core ads business and deploy new platforms and services. $META consistently achieves high returns on capital. It's clear they will come out of this more efficient and capable.

@Bobbyem13 @CalgaryPolice How is this actually hurting the rest of the public? Why would you report them?

@CalgaryPolice I have seen many, many trucks illegally modified this way in #YYC How can I report them?

On Saturday, July 11, 2026 , at 6:45 p.m., we pulled over a truck that had been unsafely modified. The tires stuck out further than the body of the vehicle & the truck did not have mud flaps, nor markers lights required when a vehicle is that wide & one tire was nearly bald.     🔴 The plate and registration were seized & the truck needs to be towed at the owner's expense to a mechanic to ensure the problems are remedied.   ⚠️ Illegal vehicle modifications can put lives at risk. Keep your vehicle safe, legal & road-ready.   🔗 Join the Drive to Zero: Calgary.ca/visionzero

@XboxKaneda @punt_rd lol "immediately no"

@punt_rd Guaranteed the chick with the septum piercing went straight to HR and had this person reprimanded.

The reactions are priceless. 🤣🤣

@hillbillyfren @bryan_johnson Well said!

@EvanLander13 @bryan_johnson Astute observation, and I think correct in the majority of cases. Runners up would include people with religious objections to the endeavor, and ~115IQ midwits who think “the science is settled” on biological immortality and smugly take this as proof of their superior intellect.

The world wants me to die. My incurable disease diagnosis became global news. It was omnipresent on social media and 1,900 articles were written in a matter of days. Many were saddened. However, joy dominated the commentary. People pointed to schadenfreude, the pleasure of another's failure. Yes, there’s that. There is a special place in people’s hearts that loves to see others fail, especially when that person’s presence threatens their own psychological stability in some way or helps them feel better about themselves. But, if you look over the social media commentary about me, you’ll see that pattern: “he deserved it.” I deserved it because I challenged death. The crowd was running a deeply rooted psychological script that represents the oldest, most deeply embedded stories of human culture. This was the first story ever written down, 4,000 years ago. Gilgamesh sought eternal life after losing someone he loved, only to have the plant of youth stolen by a serpent as he bathed. Leaving him to accept his mortality. Asclepius became so skilled at rejuvenation that he raised the dead. As punishment, Zeus struck him down with a thunderbolt to enforce life and death authority. This is the story of Jesus. Pontius Pilate offered a choice between a thief and the immortalist, and the crowd demanded the execution. People need this story conclusion to keep themselves sane. The challenger must lose and the loss must appear deserved. It’s a shield of self preservation. For if death is inevitable, their existence and that of their loved ones is justified and unavoidable. If death is not inevitable, nothing about their reality is safe. I occupy the same philosophical and archetypal position as Gilgamesh, Asclepius and Jesus. This statement will draw outrage and accusations of blasphemy, hubris and narcissism. Nevertheless, it’s the pattern that has repeated itself for thousands of years. Death has been the omnipresent concern of the human race. It encapsulates our greatest fears, joy and curiosities. The discourse around it changes over time; however, the fundamentals remain unchanged. What’s different about this moment, that is unlike any other moment, is that physical death may no longer be inevitable. What if I didn’t deserve it? And what if I am your ally, and not a threat?

@SilenceDogood34 @Fornlangtan @bryan_johnson Appreciate you, silence 💪🏼

@EvanLander13 @Fornlangtan @bryan_johnson I think there's a lot of truth to what you're saying in this thread. The fact people have such an emotional response to the guy exposes what you're saying about people feeling the weight of their own failures with health.

@Banana3Stocks Needs to break this sideways wedge, when it goes- i think it will be a face ripper.

$BA Target 🎯 $240 soon 👀

This will be my last reply. He doesn't inspire people to eat seeds. He's trying to stretch the age of our existence, by all metrics. To be healthier & happier. But you see it as "eat seeds avoid the sun, people will die because of him" Dismal thoughts of someone trying to do better for humanity.

@EvanLander13 @bryan_johnson It makes you feel ridiculous about yourself but you have no explanation for why it's wrong.

@Cognition1986 @bryan_johnson At the end of the day, it's literally one person doing what they want. Leave him be. Who cares. For the masses being upset about what ONE person is doing, is insane.

@EvanLander13 @bryan_johnson Oooooor people find him incredibly creepy, have heard the stories about him and his son, and think he's a freak of nature......

@Fornlangtan @bryan_johnson This is a ridiculous post.

@EvanLander13 @bryan_johnson No. He inspires people to eat seeds and flowers and avoid the sun. If he dies it will save countless peoples health when they realize he was only being an irresponsible role model.

@siddharthEW @bryan_johnson Well said!

Most people have no goals in this life, they are not better than animals who wake up feed themselves roam around and sleep. With internet these people have nothing else to do than pull every other person down who: 1. Is doing something different what they can even think of 2. Is successful in life than them People laugh at others misery these days and when things happen to them complain that no one come for help. These people make societies and societies make culture. Unfortunately it looks like it's going to get even worse. Anyone thinking that it's reversible is on hopium. Stay strong Bryan you have a part to play in this game designed by the creator

I hope you read this, but you starting your immortality journey it makes people feel uncomfortable. Because it highlights that that they are not doing anything with their lives. Then when you get a diagnosis, it calms them, because it shows them "see all his work was for nothing" and in their head they hear-- I'm glad that I didn't try to do anything. But they're WRONG.

Friends, no need to be sad about this. Amidst the noise, so many of you have been supportive and kind to me. I deeply appreciate your messages, posts of public support and private acts of kindness. I feel emboldened by the diagnosis. I want this challenge and I'm hungry for it. No amount of optimism can fully capture what awaits us and I'm glad to be on the same journey for those of you who believe the same.

@fammetaX Because, they say, hey we make more money, because of this this this this and this. Market says, oh, they make more money, people buy because they will make more money, and people want to make money.. so they buy stock.